When my water broke, it was a slow trickle so I surely thought I was peeing myself. @AnnaS930 they should really sell amniotic fluid test strips OTC. Anything you can do about this?!
@RedMar- GENIUS. If I knew how to do such a thing I'd be on Shark Tank with it. That's seriously such a good idea. I can't tell you how many Dec 14ers would post that they thought their water had broken, and a couple hours later were saying they had their discharge tested and sent home. We could make bank on that...
@RedMar Well, if the time my milk started leaking on his face during sex is any indicator, he would have probably been traumatized. He says he was taken aback with the milk thing (even though he knew it could happen), but he stopped and made me put a bra back on before we finished.
@ThemaritimemamaNOT THE KRAGLE! We named our son Emmett, not realizing that the star of the Lego movie is Emmet. We finally saw it a few months ago, when my son was maybe 10 months old. The name did not disappoint, super cute movie.
Love the name Emmett! It is my son's favourite movie - he likes to do the robot dance to "everything is awesome"
Wife to A; Mama to C (2009), N (2011), H (2014) & baby F due 09/16/16
I'm always late...sorry ladies but this is my entry.
Dear poo,
Well hello!!! It's so nice to see you. It's been a little bit since we last saw each other. Glad to see you are still around. Thank you soo much for making an appearance and I hope it's not 3-5 days before I see you again.
Til we meet again,
A constipated yet relieved mother.
Dang it...I can't post like a diary entry...
You get the idea though....
Why do my skinny jeans still fit but my business suits don't? I have maternity jeans. I don't have maternity suits.
Love,
A lawyer wishing I could wear yoga pants to court
There are some stretchy pants at NY&CO that are passably professional looking dress pants. They're not maternity pants, but they have no zippers or buttons. Pre-pregnancy I had much too much pride to give these pants a second look, but once I let go of the dignity to which pants with buttons entitles you, I was able to wear them throughout pregnancy.
I cannot find them on their website, but they exist in the store (or they have for several years)
When you take a bite of cottage cheese your choices are to a.) swallow it, or b.) spit it out. Holding it in your mouth and whining for 10 minutes is not on the list.
Love, Mom PS. You better watch yourself cause.....
Why do my skinny jeans still fit but my business suits don't? I have maternity jeans. I don't have maternity suits.
Love,
A lawyer wishing I could wear yoga pants to court
This is me, too. Except instead of jeans I have leggings and my black jeggings that I can wear to the office but not to court. I have a trial in 2 weeks so I better figure something out soon, since I doubt things will fit any better then!
@KimmySchmidt- you really nailed that one on the head. My little guy is still pretty young and isn't picky YET. But the times that he gets something in his mouth he doesn't want and just opens his mouth in horror. Ugh. Let's move on kid. Also - you devoured cottage cheese yesterday, why is it so evil in your mouth today?
@kimmyschmidt@AnnaS930 I'm so sick of the interrogation process to see if there is something remaining in DS mouth from like 23mins ago. He's gotten good... Like can say words clearly with loads of blueberries in his mouth
Re: Dear Diary...
I cannot find them on their website, but they exist in the store (or they have for several years)
When you take a bite of cottage cheese your choices are to a.) swallow it, or b.) spit it out. Holding it in your mouth and whining for 10 minutes is not on the list.
Love, Mom
PS. You better watch yourself cause.....