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• wintersong member

  February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  so my boyfriend and me hav been trying to hav a baby. Well I hav been trying my botfriend doesnt he wants rite now so I stopped takin my birth control teeheehee! anywayz I hav stop the pill for like 3 months now and i have taken a gazillion tests and nothin!!! I hav been havin lots of sex too which he likes. Dont no wat to do! U guyz I need help! My boyfriend mite find out I stopped the pill so I gotta speed this up!

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• FiancB member

  February 2016

  
  
  This will work out great for your relationship, I'm sure. 
  
  Maybe he got a vasectomy without telling you? That would be ironic. 

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• jmr1515 member

  February 2016

  Oh my. This can't be real can it??  
  Also...
  
  

  Me: 29 years old, DH: 31 years old

  TTC #1 since July 2015
  

  SA Feb 2016 & May 2016: Excellent count and motility, 3% morphology
  Surgery Dec 2016: submucosal fibroid removed
  Awaiting RE appointment
  
  

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• Lecool member

  February 2016

  
  
  Or, at least, I hope. 

  Me: 28 | DH: 31
  Together since 2006 | Married May 2015
  TTC #1 since November 2015
  BFP 5/17/16 | EDD 1/27/17 | Born 2/4/17

  

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• Lulucooks member

  February 2016

  OMG girlzzz!  I bet your BF is shooting blanks.  You should have a one night stand, teehee, get KU by someone who already has kids so you know he's able to get the job done.  Just find a guy who looks like your BF and you will have a babie in no time!
    
  

  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• MRSCORKER member

  February 2016

  
  
  

  
  Me: 32 & DH: 37
  

  Married: November 2014

  TTC #1 Since: October 2015

  BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
  BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
  IT'S A BOY!!!!
  DS Born 10/16/16

  
  

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• GhanimaAtreides member

  February 2016

  No shit. I just looked to see if anyone has made an app yet where you can plug in a writing sample and it estimates IQ. Does anyone design apps here? Let's make this happen.

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• m6agua member

  February 2016

  I'm calling MUD!
  
  
  

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  • BFP: 9/16/15 — MC: 11/8/15 Blighted Ovum

  • BFP: 3/10/16 — Baby Girl born 11/20/16

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• picklesplease member

  February 2016

  There is no possible way this is real...

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• comealongponds member

  February 2016

  
  

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• Shwee25 member

  February 2016

  

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  Married: September 2014

  DSS Born 2/2/08

  TTC our 1st since December 2015

  BFP 3/18/16 - EDD 12/1/16

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• GhanimaAtreides member

  February 2016

  This is the closest I could get, she writes at a third grade level.  Seeing as for most that's prepubescent, it should preclude procreation. Right?
  
  https://sarahktyler.com/code/readability.php
  
  

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• MissAmeliaPond member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  Gif failure.
  
  OP, you should def take @Lulucooks advice. That's basically the best plan ever for getting totez preggo.

  
  
  

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• britters314 member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  **Removed for TOU violation**

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• MRSCORKER member

  February 2016

  Gifs on point ladies. 
  
  

  
  Me: 32 & DH: 37
  

  Married: November 2014

  TTC #1 Since: October 2015

  BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
  BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
  IT'S A BOY!!!!
  DS Born 10/16/16

  
  

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• DaAliDShow member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  
  
  Edit: because gif fail. OMG I hate TB app.

  FKA alicedavid2013
  
  Me: 30 & DH: 37

  Married: September 2013
  TTC #1 since September 2015
  BFP 1/8/16 - MC 1/20/16

  
  

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• PrimRoseMama member

  February 2016

  ::::Ticker warning::::
  
  The Jim from the office gif is exactly my face while reading this thread. 

  
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• _darth member

  February 2016

  *** Ticker Warning ***
  
  @SamSamIAm, on the slim chance that you are not a troll with a twisted idea of a good time, but actually serious:
  
  The thing you are doing is called reproductive coercion, it is considered to be a form of domestic abuse, and it is thoroughly messed up on every level. Stop it immediately, for the sake of everyone involved, including any potential child.
  
  Also, I suggest you talk to a professional about the underlying issues that make you think it's okay to force someone to reproduce against their will.

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• WitandWhimsy member

  February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  so my boyfriend and me hav been trying to hav a baby. Well I hav been trying my botfriend doesnt he wants rite now so I stopped takin my birth control teeheehee! anywayz I hav stop the pill for like 3 months now and i have taken a gazillion tests and nothin!!! I hav been havin lots of sex too which he likes. Dont no wat to do! U guyz I need help! My boyfriend mite find out I stopped the pill so I gotta speed this up!

  
  

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• MamaMunn member

  February 2016

  
  
  

  
  Me: 28 DH: 29
  Married: August 2014
  TTC #1 Since March 2015
  Diagnosed with PCOS March 2016
  SA results normal April 2016
  3 rounds clomid + trigger + TI = BFN
  3 rounds clomid + trigger + IUI = BFN
  Uterine polyp removed July 2017
  Round 1 IVF January 2018
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• DumbledoresArmy member

  February 2016

  
  
  Pretty neat trick.
  

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• NordyMN89 member

  February 2016

  
  

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• DiFazette911 member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  Everyone here is now dumber for reading this... Sorry, I had to finish the quote, because it's true.

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• beforeyou member

  February 2016

  

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• klstone25 member

  February 2016

  OP - some advice: 
  
  
  

  Me: 36  DH: 40
  Together since 2007 | Married June 2013
  
  TTC #1: June 2015

  BFP: 11/9/16 |  EDD: 7/22/17

      DD born 7/16/17
  
  TTC #2: December 2018
  BFP: 2/26/19 | EDD: 11/7/19
  DS born 11/3/19 
  
  TTC #3
  Mirena out 1/23/24
  

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• mrsdee15 member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  What in the Hades...
  
  This has to be fake.  *Teehee*
  
  
  Also, @DarthFuriosa and @PrimRoseMama
  
  

  DD born PPROM preemie at 36 weeks on 10/1/17 after over a year TI, 
  then 3 failed IUIs, and finally a successful IVF FET.
  
  Due with #2 5/2/19 after HIO once in my FW,
  because apparently that's how life works now. Team Blue!

  

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• SamSamIAm member

  February 2016

  U guyz are mean I just need advize and I would never cheat on my boyfriend just for sperms never comin back here

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• MRSCORKER member

  February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  U guyz are mean I just need advize and I would never cheat on my boyfriend just for sperms never comin back here

  Don't you think it's pretty "mean" to lie and trick your BF into parenthood? It's irresponsible, abusive, immature, heinous behavior. Grow up. 

  
  Me: 32 & DH: 37
  

  Married: November 2014

  TTC #1 Since: October 2015

  BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
  BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
  IT'S A BOY!!!!
  DS Born 10/16/16

  
  

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• DumbledoresArmy member

  February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  U guyz are mean I just need advize and I would never cheat on my boyfriend just for sperms never comin back here

  
  

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• comealongponds member

  February 2016

  
  
  (Guys....gifs are fun!)

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• Lulucooks member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  **Removed for TOU violation**

  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• MRSCORKER member

  February 2016

  Also, I love how you draw the line at cheating. Because, you know, morals. 

  
  Me: 32 & DH: 37
  

  Married: November 2014

  TTC #1 Since: October 2015

  BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
  BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
  IT'S A BOY!!!!
  DS Born 10/16/16

  
  

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• Ally0221 member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  OMG so many Gifs, so little time!
  
  ETA- NOOOOOO! Why can't I gif?! Of all times, urrrgggh!!!
  

  Me: 32

  DH: 30

  DS: Born 10/21/2011

  Mirena Removal: 11/23/2015 

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• DiFazette911 member

  February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  U guyz are mean I just need advize and I would never cheat on my boyfriend just for sperms never comin back here

  
  

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• MamaMunn member

  February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  U guyz are mean I just need advize and I would never cheat on my boyfriend just for sperms never comin back here

  We are the mean ones?!?! You are the one trying to trick you BF into getting you KU. This is all sorts of wrong. 

  
  Me: 28 DH: 29
  Married: August 2014
  TTC #1 Since March 2015
  Diagnosed with PCOS March 2016
  SA results normal April 2016
  3 rounds clomid + trigger + TI = BFN
  3 rounds clomid + trigger + IUI = BFN
  Uterine polyp removed July 2017
  Round 1 IVF January 2018
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• GhanimaAtreides member

  February 2016

  "sperms" 
  
  Because two hundred eighty million swimmers per ejaculate requires something more plural-sounding.

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• mrsdee15 member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  SamSamIAm said:

  U guyz are mean I just need advize and I would never cheat on my boyfriend just for sperms never comin back here

  Please re-read our amazing @DarthFuriosa as to why this is bad:
  

  DarthFuriosa said:

  *** Ticker Warning ***
  
  @SamSamIAm, on the slim chance that you are not a troll with a twisted idea of a good time, but actually serious:
  
  The thing you are doing is called reproductive coercion, it is considered to be a form of domestic abuse, and it is thoroughly messed up on every level. Stop it immediately, for the sake of everyone involved, including any potential child.
  
  Also, I suggest you talk to a professional about the underlying issues that make you think it's okay to force someone to reproduce against their will.

  Seriously.  If you do nothing else read that again and again and again until the sentiment makes sense.  And then study the grammar and spelling.
  
  ETF: Errant semi-colon.

  DD born PPROM preemie at 36 weeks on 10/1/17 after over a year TI, 
  then 3 failed IUIs, and finally a successful IVF FET.
  
  Due with #2 5/2/19 after HIO once in my FW,
  because apparently that's how life works now. Team Blue!

  

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• gonetothesea member

  February 2016

  

  Married 10/4/2014 (10-4, good buddy!)
  Baby Boy #1 born 1/9/17
  Baby Boy #2 EDD 11/4/18

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• comealongponds member

  February 2016

  @Lizzie5831 I just woke up both my napping pets laughing at your comment. I am ded. 

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• SuperKristy85 member

  February 2016

  Omg please please please please go back on your birth control pill. Aside from the fact that what you're doing yo your boyfriend is horrendous (really bad) you are clearly not old enough or ready to have a child. 
  
  
  Or you know, try that 1 night stand with a stranger. The more kids the better. Get totes knocked up. 

  

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