I thought this might be fun. I tried searching to see if something similar was out there but A LOT pops up when I searched "advice" so hopefully I'm not duplicating...
So! What's the most annoying/questionable piece of unsolicited "advice" you've gotten since being pregnant? STMs+ feel free to include any questionable parenting "advice" you've received.
My favorite (ha) is when people tell me to make sure I sleep a lot before baby comes.
It's not like I can store up sleep. It's not a freaking reserve! When I'm 4 weeks into caring for a newborn and sleep deprived I guarantee I'm not going to be saying, "wow! I'm really glad I got all of that sleep in January."
Not only that, have any of these people been pregnant and tried to sleep... I haven't slept through the night more than once since October.
A lady I work with the other day said (about my 1 1/2 year old) "oh he should be sleeping through the night by now!" I responded with "oh I agree with you. But he doesn't. So if you have any form of advice I HAVENT tried feel free to enlighten me" her kids are all in their 30's now.....
Not technically advice I guess, but irritating none the less
My favorite (ha) is when people tell me to make sure I sleep a lot before baby comes.
It's not like I can store up sleep. It's not a freaking reserve! When I'm 4 weeks into caring for a newborn and sleep deprived I guarantee I'm not going to be saying, "wow! I'm really glad I got all of that sleep in January."
Not only that, have any of these people been pregnant and tried to sleep... I haven't slept through the night more than once since October.
Ugh, yes! That used to bother the hell outta me when I was pregnant with my first. People don't say it anymore when you're pregnant with subsequent children, so at least there's that. Whenever people said that to me, it felt less like advice and more like people trying to rain on your parade...because you're right, you can't put sleep in a bank for later.
My friends mom said I should smell DHs smelly t-shirt to help with morning sickness. And my MIL suggested aloe vera juice ... Just not that kind that could make you miscarry (she meant well)
Not many people know I'm pregnant yet so the oodles of amazing advice yet.
My favorite so far was the pharmacist that asked if I had tried ginger ale for my morning sickness when I was filling my prescription for my nausea medication. Then she suggested crackers. I wanted to punch her in the face. Like really, you don't think I tried everything possible before taking prescription medication??? Ugh.
Someone told me not to eat peanuts because eating peanuts while pregnant can give my child a peanut allergy...? I'm pretty sure that works the other way, but even if she is right, I wasn't eating nuts and it was weird.
My favorite so far was the pharmacist that asked if I had tried ginger ale for my morning sickness when I was filling my prescription for my nausea medication. Then she suggested crackers. I wanted to punch her in the face. Like really, you don't think I tried everything possible before taking prescription medication??? Ugh.
Everyone asks about ginger, crackers, eating when they hear I'm on zofran. "No shit Sherlock!!! You bet I tried them all, it's not like the dr was going to give them to me for no reason!"
Someone told me not to eat peanuts because eating peanuts while pregnant can give my child a peanut allergy...? I'm pretty sure that works the other way, but even if she is right, I wasn't eating nuts and it was weird.
My cousin told his wife not to eat lobster because their baby would be allergic to shellfish. So apparently that's a common misconception.... ??
Very common @ahernandez16! It was believed until pretty recently that eating it during pregnancy or feeding it to your child before they turned 1 (by it I mean common allergy foods) would cause them to be allergic to said food. Being a peanut allergy mom I find it hilarious.
I love the old "you're going to spoil that baby!" Because I held her while she was sleeping when she was a couple days old.
I was told to make sure I didn't forget about DS! Hello ok I love both my S and LO equally! And I wanted to ask have you ever had a 4 year old? They're pretty hard to forget! DS is the biggest part of our lives and since getting Prego has been involved every way a 4 year old should/could be at his age!! Thank you ugh lol
My grandma told me with my first not to hold her when she was sleeping (pretty common). But then she told me I shouldn't hold her when she's awake so she doesn't get used to being held??? I was like, when the f*** am I allowed to hold her??
My grandma told me with my first not to hold her when she was sleeping (pretty common). But then she told me I shouldn't hold her when she's awake so she doesn't get used to being held??? I was like, when the f*** am I allowed to hold her??
Bahahah. Just leave her in the crib and check on her sparingly until she's 5 or so.
As a FTM, I'm getting all sorts of "advice". A lot of "take advantage of it now" when it comes to sleep, showers/baths, fun outings etc. I have people telling me to co-sleep (as in bed share, not just room share), and I am NOT about that.... Haha. Just no. We're also getting the whole "get her on a sleep schedule" and "make sure she eats every 3 hours". If theres one thing I do know about a sleeping newborn, its don't wake them up to eat. They will wake up when they're ready. My sister and niece lived with my parents and I for a couple months when my niece was about 2 months old (brother in law had to travel out of the country for work), and me being the awesome little sister I am, would wake up for the middle of the night diaper change/bottle feed.
I hate being told "just wait" with that know all smug look from mom's. Especially from the i-just-popped-a-baby-out-and-now-i-am-so-much-wiser-than-you-will-ever-be moms. (That was way harder to type than expected).
As though I didn't have to listen to all of their pregnancy stuff when they were knocked up since I didn't have a kid yet and couldnt speak from experience. I mentioned something to my SIL the other day about enjoying sitting around with my pants unbuttoned and her reply was "you're not even half way through yet. Just wait". Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up.
@June2016BabyW YESSSS. Oh my god that's the most annoying...
"Ugh. I'm tired/I feel so big/my back hurts, etc." "Oh, just wait until June."
Yes. I realize these things will have gotten worse but I'm complaining now because they're bothering me now and I'll complain again in February and March and April AND MAY AND JUNE so shutthefuckup.
I'm seriously going to have be part of the one and done club because I can't do this pregnancy thing and deal with people again. I'll go to jail.
I'm pregnant with number 3 and still get the "just wait comments" Because I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing or what my body is going through apparently.
@june2016baby@ahernandez16 YESSSSS. I had to deal with that all day today. Just shut up. Why the fuck to people think this is ok? "oh you have no idea, don't complain yet" just shut up. I hate you.
I'm 19.5 and I've been battling sickness since 3.5. I wouldn't say severe, but enough that I get occasionally dehydrated. What sends me over the edges is the "you should feel better by now." Well I don't ugh sorry I didn't feel better at 12 weeks.
My MIL has a habit of giving her 1980s opinion of what was right back then. I'm perfectly aware of the standards lol I worked in OB for awhile as a RN. She still insist things. Last night was the "giving a breastfeeding baby a bottle once a day in case they need to for an emergency"...like right away. Ok ok ok lol
I'm a STM and I have been told by multiple people (as if I'd never before heard it) "sleep when the baby sleeps"..... And just let the 4 year old range freely around the house? Ok.
My grandmother told me that to combat low iron I should take a shot of brandy (apparently there's a special "pregnancy" brandy?) mixed with a raw egg, every day. She seemed a little surprised when I started laughing and said, "I'm pretty sure the doctor would yell at me if I did that."
All of it! I have a coworker who I know means well but I'll be sitting at my desk in pain and she'll ask if I'm ok. When I say I'm uncomfortable or my back hurts, she'll say but that baby is still small or you're barely pregnant. B**** I'm 20 weeks pregnant and uncomfortable. I KNOW it's going to get worse, so what am I supposed to pretend it tickles until my third trimester?? People are so stupid.
@aloha5736 yes! I still get sick in the mornings still (18 weeks...) and my MIL asks once or twice a week if I'm still sick and if I'm eating better yet etc. When I say no, she tells me to try to eat more and gives me random internet searches for how to fix the nausea. I get that she means well but "eat more" doesn't help and I can do a Google search myself. I'll trust my doctor on the list of things that are safe for me to do thanks.
I think what I hate most is I've learned most people DON'T give a shit how you're doing but they ask anyway. I've learned to just say "good" or "hanging in there." Because any time I open my mouth and say I'm sick, sore, tired, etc. It's either "just wait" or "but you are growing a little baby just think how worth it it will be in the end." Basically code for stop complaining. You no longer have that right.
The weight comments were definitely annoying. I have coworkers who ask me if I got my workout in or if I'm working out at all because I don't want to get fat or make the baby fat. Their words not mine. What's worse is when they don't say anything and give me a concerned/judgemental look.
And last but not least....the sanctimommies who have a child less than a year old and try to tell me all this great wisdom they've learned. None of which is profound that bump WTEWE or google hasn't told me. Not to get personal but one of them who's been the worst holier than thou didn't even know she was pregnant until 7 1/2 months in. Yes my friends....I'm dying to take her advice.
my step mom is always saying to catch up on sleep and enjoy it now. Im with you guys...its not like we can bank the time lol. I also get the "wait til you're in the 3rd trimester and cant breathe cuz she's kicking your lungs". By far my favorite is the advice i got from a friend (single parent) who said "by the time she's a month old, you'll want your own mommy space" when i told her we weren't putting a tv in her room. She went on to say that ill end up using the tv as a babysitter bc ill want to not deal with the baby for a while. This from a mom who never pays attention to her child and is only worries about her boyfriend.
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Mine is related to the older sibling, but it's my dogson. "He's going to be jealous." "He won't want to share his mom." "Don't put the baby near him." I'm pretty sure he's going to be fine. There's a reason why there is an old adage "a boy and his dog," plus he has done really well with my niece and nephew. Don't make it sound like the love I have for my pup is going to be replaced by my love for this baby.
Someone told me not to eat peanuts because eating peanuts while pregnant can give my child a peanut allergy...? I'm pretty sure that works the other way, but even if she is right, I wasn't eating nuts and it was weird.
I think the amount of peanut butter I eat while pregnant helps the baby NOT have a peanut allergy. I got that one too when I was pregnant with DS.
ETA: The thing that bugs me the most is when people (cough cough in-laws) tell me my next one isn't going to be nearly as nice as DS and "poor DS, he's going to be so ignored." Yeah, because no one has ever had 2+ kids before...
I'm a STM and I have been told by multiple people (as if I'd never before heard it) "sleep when the baby sleeps"..... And just let the 4 year old range freely around the house? Ok.
Oh, no, you misunderstood. You should let him go play outside. Preferably in an unfenced yard near traffic. If he's in the house you won't be able to sleep soundly.
Wow @tjenkins528 ! Way for them to insult their grandbaby number two. So their second grandchild will never be as great as your first child? I'd be livid!
When explaining to a friend the health issues my daughter is facing and her likelihood of being a preemie delivered by c sesction, she said "You sure are lucky you won't have to go through a whole pregnancy and delivery". When I responded that I'd give anything to have a normal pregnancy and a healthy baby rather than a micro preemie or preemie, she responded "well you're the only one in the world who'd want to do through delivery, I'm dreading that if I ever get pregnant". Umm WTH???! ANY mother I know, knows that when you get pregnant your child is going to be born. And EVERY mother worthy of the title would rather carry to term and have a healthy baby, rather than a micro preemie just so they don't have to be pregnant longer and have a virginal delivery. SMH.
Also I'm getting your so tiny, you're so lucky that you're not huge, etc. Well my daughter is in the 7th percentile and struggling to grow due to a placenta issue. I'll gladly gain a normal amount of weight or more if it'll help her.
Wow @tjenkins528 ! Way for them to insult their grandbaby number two. So their second grandchild will never be as great as your first child? I'd be livid!
When explaining to a friend the health issues my daughter is facing and her likelihood of being a preemie delivered by c sesction, she said "You sure are lucky you won't have to go through a whole pregnancy and delivery". When I responded that I'd give anything to have a normal pregnancy and a healthy baby rather than a micro preemie or preemie, she responded "well you're the only one in the world who'd want to do through delivery, I'm dreading that if I ever get pregnant". Umm WTH???! ANY mother I know, knows that when you get pregnant your child is going to be born. And EVERY mother worthy of the title would rather carry to term and have a healthy baby, rather than a micro preemie just so they don't have to be pregnant longer and have a virginal delivery. SMH.
Also I'm getting your so tiny, you're so lucky that you're not huge, etc. Well my daughter is in the 7th percentile and struggling to grow due to a placenta issue. I'll gladly gain a normal amount of weight or more if it'll help her.
Oh my word. She's clearly never been pregnant before. The ONLY thing a mama wants is to have a healthy baby. I can't imagine how much willpower it took for you not to slap the face off her. Wowwwww.
shannonrnbsn YES! I have had this same problem.. My SIL actually sat me down to tell me that I really need to start introducing baby things into my dogs life so they start getting used to it and please do all you can to pay attention to the dogs and the baby, I don't want you to have to get rid of your dogs because you can't handle it. She doesn't even have kids! Not to mention, it's NONE of her business!!!
Ugh. Some of this "advice" you all are getting is absurd!
My favorite is when people say "oh mothers in previous decades were eating/doing/drinking ______ for years before someone decided it wasn't healthy. It'll be fine for you have have/do that"
I get that people don't have to be uber strict and militant about things on the "do not" list -I'm not that much - but to cite previous generations doing it as proof that is fine is silly. New research has proven otherwise. If I choose not to be strict that's a decision/risk balance I will make but not because "my mom did it and I turned out fine so it should be no problem." The information they had back then was different.
My grandmother told me that to combat low iron I should take a shot of brandy (apparently there's a special "pregnancy" brandy?) mixed with a raw egg, every day. She seemed a little surprised when I started laughing and said, "I'm pretty sure the doctor would yell at me if I did that."
My grandmother told me to swish brandy or vodka around in my mouth (but not swallow) for my recurrant sinus infection.
Mine is related to the older sibling, but it's my dogson. "He's going to be jealous." "He won't want to share his mom." "Don't put the baby near him." I'm pretty sure he's going to be fine. There's a reason why there is an old adage "a boy and his dog," plus he has done really well with my niece and nephew. Don't make it sound like the love I have for my pup is going to be replaced by my love for this baby.
OMG! YES!! Several family members have said "Be careful, she's going to be so jealous when the baby comes.She's probably going to attack her" Listen here: My dog is 8 years old and shes around my 4 month old nephew 5 days out of the week. She's going to be fine. AND FURTHERMORE, do you really believe we haven't discussed how we will introduce her to the baby? What is wrong with people????
Re: Pregnancy "Advice"
It's not like I can store up sleep. It's not a freaking reserve! When I'm 4 weeks into caring for a newborn and sleep deprived I guarantee I'm not going to be saying, "wow! I'm really glad I got all of that sleep in January."
Not only that, have any of these people been pregnant and tried to sleep... I haven't slept through the night more than once since October.
Not technically advice I guess, but irritating none the less
Mrs. H
Crohn's Dx: August 2008
Endometriosis Dx: May 2010
Married: 05/19/2012
TTC #1: June 2013
BFP: December 2013
DS: Born 08/29/2014
TTC #2: July 2015
BFP #2: September 25, 2015
My motto is "whatever gets you through the day"
Mrs. H
Crohn's Dx: August 2008
Endometriosis Dx: May 2010
Married: 05/19/2012
TTC #1: June 2013
BFP: December 2013
DS: Born 08/29/2014
TTC #2: July 2015
BFP #2: September 25, 2015
Not many people know I'm pregnant yet so the oodles of amazing advice yet.
I love the old "you're going to spoil that baby!" Because I held her while she was sleeping when she was a couple days old.
As though I didn't have to listen to all of their pregnancy stuff when they were knocked up since I didn't have a kid yet and couldnt speak from experience. I mentioned something to my SIL the other day about enjoying sitting around with my pants unbuttoned and her reply was "you're not even half way through yet. Just wait". Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up.
"Ugh. I'm tired/I feel so big/my back hurts, etc." "Oh, just wait until June."
Yes. I realize these things will have gotten worse but I'm complaining now because they're bothering me now and I'll complain again in February and March and April AND MAY AND JUNE so shutthefuckup.
I'm seriously going to have be part of the one and done club because I can't do this pregnancy thing and deal with people again. I'll go to jail.
I had to deal with that all day today. Just shut up. Why the fuck to people think this is ok? "oh you have no idea, don't complain yet" just shut up. I hate you.
My MIL has a habit of giving her 1980s opinion of what was right back then. I'm perfectly aware of the standards lol I worked in OB for awhile as a RN. She still insist things. Last night was the "giving a breastfeeding baby a bottle once a day in case they need to for an emergency"...like right away. Ok ok ok lol
Married: 12/16/12
TTC #1: 06/15 BFP #1:07/13/15
D&C: 08/28/15
BFP #2: 09/26/15
M: 06/03/16
BFP #2: 02/12/18
L : 7/26/18 (SIUGR, micropreemie)
I think what I hate most is I've learned most people DON'T give a shit how you're doing but they ask anyway. I've learned to just say "good" or "hanging in there." Because any time I open my mouth and say I'm sick, sore, tired, etc. It's either "just wait" or "but you are growing a little baby just think how worth it it will be in the end." Basically code for stop complaining. You no longer have that right.
The weight comments were definitely annoying. I have coworkers who ask me if I got my workout in or if I'm working out at all because I don't want to get fat or make the baby fat. Their words not mine. What's worse is when they don't say anything and give me a concerned/judgemental look.
And last but not least....the sanctimommies who have a child less than a year old and try to tell me all this great wisdom they've learned. None of which is profound that bump WTEWE or google hasn't told me. Not to get personal but one of them who's been the worst holier than thou didn't even know she was pregnant until 7 1/2 months in. Yes my friends....I'm dying to take her advice.
ETA: The thing that bugs me the most is when people (cough cough in-laws) tell me my next one isn't going to be nearly as nice as DS and "poor DS, he's going to be so ignored." Yeah, because no one has ever had 2+ kids before...
When explaining to a friend the health issues my daughter is facing and her likelihood of being a preemie delivered by c sesction, she said "You sure are lucky you won't have to go through a whole pregnancy and delivery". When I responded that I'd give anything to have a normal pregnancy and a healthy baby rather than a micro preemie or preemie, she responded "well you're the only one in the world who'd want to do through delivery, I'm dreading that if I ever get pregnant". Umm WTH???! ANY mother I know, knows that when you get pregnant your child is going to be born. And EVERY mother worthy of the title would rather carry to term and have a healthy baby, rather than a micro preemie just so they don't have to be pregnant longer and have a virginal delivery. SMH.
Also I'm getting your so tiny, you're so lucky that you're not huge, etc. Well my daughter is in the 7th percentile and struggling to grow due to a placenta issue. I'll gladly gain a normal amount of weight or more if it'll help her.
My favorite is when people say "oh mothers in previous decades were eating/doing/drinking ______ for years before someone decided it wasn't healthy. It'll be fine for you have have/do that"
I get that people don't have to be uber strict and militant about things on the "do not" list -I'm not that much - but to cite previous generations doing it as proof that is fine is silly. New research has proven otherwise. If I choose not to be strict that's a decision/risk balance I will make but not because "my mom did it and I turned out fine so it should be no problem." The information they had back then was different.
Married: 12/16/12
TTC #1: 06/15 BFP #1:07/13/15
D&C: 08/28/15
BFP #2: 09/26/15
M: 06/03/16
BFP #2: 02/12/18
L : 7/26/18 (SIUGR, micropreemie)