The fact that I dont sleep at night at all is really horrible because i work first shift and i am now taking naps at work for about 10 minutes each day...........cant forget about those elephant ankles either
I ate dinner too late (7pm) and woke up at 1am choking on stomach acid I had thrown up all over my own face.. 20 min and 2.5 Tums later I could finally swallow again.
Oh my goodness! This has me laughing so hard today. Thank you so much for third trimester sex cats. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thank you for "falling over putting shoes on" (sorry to laugh but it was really funny), and thank you for the catapulting food from across the table, I was seriously thinking the same thing at breakfast this morning.
That I look homeless when I wear my casual clothes bc the only t-shirts that fit and cover my belly are my husband's. I almost took a picture of my outfit today at the grocery store (long t-shirt, yoga pants, too small looking fleece), but it was just too bad to have documented. The good news is that people were quick to get out of my way at the store - I guess I was that scary / pathetic looking. I am excited to wear normal clothes again!!
...that today at the drive- thru ATM I could not pull my car any closer without knocking off my mirror, but I also could not lean any further out of the window. I had to get out of the damn car in my pajamas.
...I'm an emergency RN and my patients families are more concerned with how I am feeling or how many more weeks I have than their I'll loved ones.
Lol I feel your pain , I'm a physical therapist and most of my patients are more concerned about how I am getting around and telling me to take the day off bahaha. Luckily last week was my last week of work , I'm 39 weeks woot woot
Re: I'm so pregnant
Thank you for "falling over putting shoes on" (sorry to laugh but it was really funny), and thank you for the catapulting food from across the table, I was seriously thinking the same thing at breakfast this morning.
Bonus if/when I don't cut myself.
Lol I feel your pain , I'm a physical therapist and most of my patients are more concerned about how I am getting around and telling me to take the day off bahaha. Luckily last week was my last week of work , I'm 39 weeks woot woot