WTFF Wed

MercyC1130 · October 2015

Two F's in there this week. I didn't see this started yet.
WTF, why is it no matter how much I clean there is still more?? I keep thinking about mom's with multiple kids, but that doesn't even help. These are multiple GROWN ASS people. My mom has SO MUCH SHIT.
WTF to my body making it harder and harder to do these things I want to get done.
WTF to the ridiculously uncomfortable baby shower I had this weekend and people putting photos on FB of it right away. I have yet to put anything about my pregnancy on FB and wasn't necessarily planning on it.
WTF to getting annoyed and overwhelmed today.

itstheblackwidowbaby · October 2015

LMAO I like this What the Flying (or Fuckity) Fuck Wednesday! I had people put pictures from our baby-q up on Facebook within an hour of it ending - bless my mom and my MIL's ability to take the absolute worst pictures of me and post them anyways.

WTF to the fact that I'm about to force myself to go swimming as an attempt to flip the kid ;-; WTF heartburn as well.

PetitNightingale · October 2015

WTF to random people thinking it's okay to touch me and saying gross things like "oh, ready to pop are ya?"

WTF to my hormones. I am a mess. Please baby, hurry up and be born.

And most of all WTF to people who let their kids go buckwild in the middle of a crowded street. Saw a young mom today on her cell phone. Her two year old was just running into the street. Um, your kid is going to get run over. The fuck, hold their hand or something.

VexedMommy · October 2015

itstheblackwidowbaby said:

LMAO I like this What the Flying (or Fuckity) Fuck Wednesday! I had people put pictures from our baby-q up on Facebook within an hour of it ending - bless my mom and my MIL's ability to take the absolute worst pictures of me and post them anyways. WTF to the fact that I'm about to force myself to go swimming as an attempt to flip the kid ;-; WTF heartburn as well.

I just wondered have you tried the light trick? You could shine a mini flashlight on your belly and move it from top to bottom almost like cats with a laser pointer maybe baby will follow the light down? We know they can see it and some of our LO's react to it.

VexedMommy · October 2015

WTFF to my leads who seem to think that making additional work out of things NOW is a good idea. They've asked me to put additional detail into some documents I'm working on (non essential detail) and I've had to explain that I'll do whatever they need me to do until I go into labor (currently 38 +5) and then it's on them to finish up whatever I can't get through. Agh! Do not need the extra stress!

Cook3133 · October 2015

WTF to my sister! She moved to my state 2 years ago because she wanted to be closer to our family (myself, a brother, and parents, with our kids) for her kids to grow up around. Ran into her at preschool and asked if she was doing anything for her sons birthday, she said she is tmrw at the park with some of the homeschool kids. But never even invited us. Two of our boys are the same age! One of them being the birthday boy. Never even invited us, now I know she has every right not to but come the fuck on you moved to another state so your boys can be around family and you don't even invite us! And it's the only "get together" she's doing for him. I just feel snubbed. At this point I don't feel like letting her come to my delivery, yes I feel that bitchy today

I want to tell her to go back to WA.

Oh she also made me do a face palm the other day when she said she believes giving your kids vaccines when suggested could give them ADHD, put spacing them out is fine. WTF, omg stop getting your information off of talk radio!!

grapesoda1111 · October 2015

WTFF to my brain. Making lasagna for supper and extra to freeze and grabbed the big pot to wash it and of course it was hot where I grabbed it. Burnt the shit out of 2 fingers. Is this what I deserve for doing the dishes right away AND preparing meals?! This is unfair.

ColoradoHiker · October 2015

WTF to a good friend who went off on fb about how sad and depressed and just generally wish they had never been born they are. When a bunch of people (me included) offered support, he basically told us to eff off and thanks but no thanks. Why put it on fb if you don't want people to see or respond to something like this??

Cook3133 · October 2015

grapesoda1111 said:
WTFF to my brain. Making lasagna for supper and extra to freeze and grabbed the big pot to wash it and of course it was hot where I grabbed it. Burnt the shit out of 2 fingers. Is this what I deserve for doing the dishes right away AND preparing meals?! This is unfair.

Ok sorry but this made me laugh. The other day when I made lemon bars I took the crust out of the oven and for some reason thought touching it was a good idea... NOT A GOOD IDEA!! Hot flippin crust stuck to my two fingers. Ya that was a stupid move. Ugh to prego brain

rubirubi89 · October 2015

WTF to my frog looking feet?? I'm down to 1 pair of ugly ass sandals because nothing else fits

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BowWowBowie · October 2015

DH's work promoted him (not a corporate job.)

Promised a wonderful raise, they have been giving him the complete run around. He started doing said job a couple weeks ago. Still no raise.
They planned training for a new machine to be the 4th - the 7th. They're asking him to miss Oliver's first days, when DH talked to them today, they said they'd discuss the raise after he gets back from the week he's taking off after training to be home with us.
I'm beyond infuriated and it's taking everything in me not to waddle my ass down there and put the fear of God into everyone of those fucking assholes.

DogLoverX3 · October 2015

rubirubi89 said:
WTF to my frog looking feet?? I'm down to 1 pair of ugly ass sandals because nothing else fits (

I live in the Chicago area and still wearing flip-flops because NONE of my shoes fit. I REALLY wish I could wear my uggs!! Or anything that's not a flip flop! Lol

rachswi · October 2015

DogLoverX3 said:

rubirubi89 said:
WTF to my frog looking feet?? I'm down to 1 pair of ugly ass sandals because nothing else fits (

I live in the Chicago area and still wearing flip-flops because NONE of my shoes fit. I REALLY wish I could wear my uggs!! Or anything that's not a flip flop! Lol

I live a few hours south of Chicago and am also living the flip flop life. Partially because I don't want to bend over to put shoes on. Unless it gets into the 40s I'm pretty sure I'm just going to wear flip flops till this kiddo gets here

AmyReneT · October 2015

wtf to everyone at work who has to comment "no baby yet?!" every day I walk in the door... NO, no baby! I have 2 freakin weeks left and would not like to hear that every day up until then.

mrssuperman918 · October 2015

Ditto WTF to the frog feet and people commenting at work. I'm down to two pairs of sandals and a pair of flats I wear to work. I went for a walk with my SO the other day and could not fit into my sneakers so I had to use his

One more week (hopefully) and all of this complaining will be worth it (:

elbou · October 2015

WTF to my MIL who just came to pick DD2 up for her weekly night at Grandma's. She sees my kitchen garbage is full and asks if I want her to take it out for me. I said "no, that's okay" (still had a few things I wanted to put in it before I emptied it) and she says "oh, that's alright, I'll just do it" and does it anyways. She then sees my dishes soaking in the sink and asks if I wanted her to do them for me. I said "no thanks, I've already started" and she replies "you can't do dishes and homework with DD1 at the same time" and sticks her hands in the water. I said that I thought she was here to pick up DD2, and she says "I'll just do a few while she's getting ready". Urgh! Why did you bother asking if you weren't going to listen to my answer!?!? Also, why is it any of your business how/when I do my housework?!?!?

itstheblackwidowbaby · October 2015

@VexedMommy if there's an old wives tale that sounds safe for flipping the kid, I've probably done it at this point. The light trick just gives my kid a target to punch/kick - it'd be cute if he wasn't supposed to be following it.

WTAF to the elderly man that just sat on the deck an watched me swim/do handstands. I get that it's a neighborhood pool, but the pulling your chair out to see me better and then leaving right after I got out thing is creepy.

GoogleMD · October 2015

WTF baby hiccups! This kid has had hiccups hourly since I woke up at 5am today.

VexedMommy · October 2015

itstheblackwidowbaby said:

@VexedMommy if there's an old wives tale that sounds safe for flipping the kid, I've probably done it at this point. The light trick just gives my kid a target to punch/kick - it'd be cute if he wasn't supposed to be following it. WTAF to the elderly man that just sat on the deck an watched me swim/do handstands. I get that it's a neighborhood pool, but the pulling your chair out to see me better and then leaving right after I got out thing is creepy.

ROFL. I just had a horrible mental image of someone shining a light straight up their bagina to try and get the baby to turn. Seriously in tears laughing at work.

ETA: Maybe you could have your DH yell into it at the same time as you shine the light up there.

itstheblackwidowbaby · October 2015

VexedMommy said:

itstheblackwidowbaby said:

@VexedMommy if there's an old wives tale that sounds safe for flipping the kid, I've probably done it at this point. The light trick just gives my kid a target to punch/kick - it'd be cute if he wasn't supposed to be following it.

WTAF to the elderly man that just sat on the deck an watched me swim/do handstands. I get that it's a neighborhood pool, but the pulling your chair out to see me better and then leaving right after I got out thing is creepy.

ROFL. I just had a horrible mental image of someone shining a light straight up their bagina to try and get the baby to turn. Seriously in tears laughing at work.

ETA: Maybe you could have your DH yell into it at the same time as you shine the light up there.

You know, I've read that at least one person in the world has done that. I won't be lol I more do it down my belly kind of like you'd do to a cat with a laser pointer.

Now I'm crying imagining some poor soul with a flashlight all up in her bagina with her DH screaming "HELLLLLOOOOOOO" with an echo or something.

mollynap · October 2015

WTFF to my boyfriend who doesn't understand installing the car seat early, which most people have done by 38 weeks. He said "well don't you want to labor at home for a couple hours? I can just install it then."

I didn't have a good argument so I just yelled "IT'S TRADITION, OKAY?!"

VexedMommy · October 2015

mollynap said:

WTFF to my boyfriend who doesn't understand installing the car seat early, which most people have done by 38 weeks. He said "well don't you want to labor at home for a couple hours? I can just install it then." I didn't have a good argument so I just yelled "IT'S TRADITION, OKAY?!"

During those few hours you're laboring at home he may be at work, stuck in traffic, or otherwise occupied (like holding your hand and talking you through contractions.) Also some women do not have time to labor at home. My bf is freaking out because his ex wife (mother of his DD) ends up basically shooting her kids out like a potato cannon. She has about 3hrs from contraction #1 to breastfeeding a newborn. If this is your first, you have no clue how your body is going to react.

If logic like that doesn't work I suggest going the route of explaining you're 9 and a half months pregnant with his child and have the raging hormones required to break him. He should toss you chocolates and do your bidding.

mollynap · October 2015

VexedMommy said:

mollynap said:

WTFF to my boyfriend who doesn't understand installing the car seat early, which most people have done by 38 weeks. He said "well don't you want to labor at home for a couple hours? I can just install it then."

I didn't have a good argument so I just yelled "IT'S TRADITION, OKAY?!"

During those few hours you're laboring at home he may be at work, stuck in traffic, or otherwise occupied (like holding your hand and talking you through contractions.) Also some women do not have time to labor at home. My bf is freaking out because his ex wife (mother of his DD) ends up basically shooting her kids out like a potato cannon. She has about 3hrs from contraction #1 to breastfeeding a newborn. If this is your first, you have no clue how your body is going to react.

If logic like that doesn't work I suggest going the route of explaining you're 9 and a half months pregnant with his child and have the raging hormones required to break him. He should toss you chocolates and do your bidding.

------QBF

Thank you for putting all the logical reasons into real words for me, lol. He has no idea what he's in for come D-day!

RaisingJulian · October 2015

elbou said:
WTF to my MIL who just came to pick DD2 up for her weekly night at Grandma's. She sees my kitchen garbage is full and asks if I want her to take it out for me. I said "no, that's okay" (still had a few things I wanted to put in it before I emptied it) and she says "oh, that's alright, I'll just do it" and does it anyways. She then sees my dishes soaking in the sink and asks if I wanted her to do them for me. I said "no thanks, I've already started" and she replies "you can't do dishes and homework with DD1 at the same time" and sticks her hands in the water. I said that I thought she was here to pick up DD2, and she says "I'll just do a few while she's getting ready". Urgh! Why did you bother asking if you weren't going to listen to my answer!?!? Also, why is it any of your business how/when I do my housework?!?!?

Can u send ur MIL to my house please!!??
Wtf to these contractions!! Dr checked my cervix today and said I'm 1 cm dilated. I've been having contractions ever since and been feeling like crap. They r no where near close enough to go to the hospital though. So I'm just stuck here in pain & hating the world. Agh!

NovemberSno · October 2015

mollynap said:
WTFF to my boyfriend who doesn't understand installing the car seat early, which most people have done by 38 weeks. He said "well don't you want to labor at home for a couple hours? I can just install it then."

I didn't have a good argument so I just yelled "IT'S TRADITION, OKAY?!"

Haha it's tradition. My DH and I had this exact conversation yesterday. I'm 39 weeks and he said he'll install it while I'm at the hospital. Yes, I know you have your PhD love. But some things...well I just don't trust you with. And I don't feel like doing it outside of the hospital while the nurses r standing there. Lol

NovemberSno · October 2015

WTFF to no sleep at all in 2 days. Nuf said. :-O

Lsager424 · October 2015

WTF to MIL. She texted me today to check and see how I was doing and if I needed anything, which I thought was very nice, especially since I can count on one hand the amount of times she has reached out to me during my pregnancy. When I told her I was doing good, and really just looking forward to meeting LO (39 weeks today), to which she replied, "just praying he doesn't come Thursday or Friday." WTFF??? She is a retired teacher!!! Would it impact a manicure or shopping trip if he were to come on those days??? Does she not remember what it is like to be at the end of your pregnancy??? I hope he comes now, just to spite her.

Gapeach83 · October 2015

Lsager424 said:
WTF to MIL. She texted me today to check and see how I was doing and if I needed anything, which I thought was very nice, especially since I can count on one hand the amount of times she has reached out to me during my pregnancy. When I told her I was doing good, and really just looking forward to meeting LO (39 weeks today), to which she replied, "just praying he doesn't come Thursday or Friday." WTFF??? She is a retired teacher!!! Would it impact a manicure or shopping trip if he were to come on those days??? Does she not remember what it is like to be at the end of your pregnancy??? I hope he comes now, just to spite her.

My MIL doesn't want mine to come Friday so she can meet the cast of days of our lives. Apparently they are doing a book signing that she is going to. I just say I have no control over it. Everyone seems to have a day they want or don't want LO to come. I am just done at this point and want LO here.

itstheblackwidowbaby · October 2015

You ladies have guys that will install car seats for you? What sorcery is this? (note: the chicco keyfit base was ridiculously easy to install properly in my car)

mollynap · October 2015

itstheblackwidowbaby said:
You ladies have guys that will install car seats for you? What sorcery is this? (note: the chicco keyfit base was ridiculously easy to install properly in my car)

I feel like it's also part of "the tradition" that the dad does it... Or that we do it together. I have no idea why I think that!

Lsager424 · October 2015

Gapeach83 said:

Lsager424 said:
WTF to MIL. She texted me today to check and see how I was doing and if I needed anything, which I thought was very nice, especially since I can count on one hand the amount of times she has reached out to me during my pregnancy. When I told her I was doing good, and really just looking forward to meeting LO (39 weeks today), to which she replied, "just praying he doesn't come Thursday or Friday." WTFF??? She is a retired teacher!!! Would it impact a manicure or shopping trip if he were to come on those days??? Does she not remember what it is like to be at the end of your pregnancy??? I hope he comes now, just to spite her.
My MIL doesn't want mine to come Friday so she can meet the cast of days of our lives. Apparently they are doing a book signing that she is going to. I just say I have no control over it. Everyone seems to have a day they want or don't want LO to come. I am just done at this point and want LO here.

SMH. Got to love priorities!

MercyC1130 · October 2015

itstheblackwidowbaby said:
You ladies have guys that will install car seats for you? What sorcery is this? (note: the chicco keyfit base was ridiculously easy to install properly in my car)

That's the car seat I have, that's good to know.

chadsfiance · October 2015

WTFF to my daughter. While I cannot wait to meet her, she has been crazy active all afternoon/evening and has done something to position herself in what can best be described as my lungs. Why????? I can't breathe.

brianna91chavez · October 2015

WTFF to my husband who won't agree on a name for our son.
I'm getting induced November 9th. 12 days. And that's only 12 days unless he decides to come on his own. He seriously needs a name. Since I don't like my husbands choices of "Hulk" and "Mac" he shoots down every name that I like. Well if you would pick a real fucking name I could probably compromise but your suggestions are trash and I wouldn't even name a dog either of those names. X(

kesmeredith · October 2015

WTFF to all the "you sure there's only one in there" people. Two today. efffffff off

NovemberSno · October 2015

kesmeredith said:
WTFF to all the "you sure there's only one in there" people. Two today. efffffff off

U should reply with "Yeah I'm sure, how many are you having?" Lol

Edit: because apparently my phone thinks U and I are the same letters.

KW12 · October 2015

WTFF to my day shift nurse for only giving me Motrin for my pain for my csection from yesterday when I was supposed to get a norco. Then me saying how uncomfortable I was feeling only to be told to walk and eat more fiber. Then as soon as the night nurse gets here she flips and says so uou haven't had sufficient pain medication since 6 this morning? Well...apparently. Ugh.

semulcahy · October 2015

Wtf to people who keep saying "you should have him on November such and such! That's my/my sisters/aunts/dead pet iguanas birthday!" Like, do any of you know how this works??

sarahsnowball · October 2015

brianna91chavez said:
WTFF to my husband who won't agree on a name for our son.
I'm getting induced November 9th. 12 days. And that's only 12 days unless he decides to come on his own. He seriously needs a name. Since I don't like my husbands choices of "Hulk" and "Mac" he shoots down every name that I like. Well if you would pick a real fucking name I could probably compromise but your suggestions are trash and I wouldn't even name a dog either of those names. X(

If you go to hospital with your top names in mind, he's probably more likely to compromise/agree with you after watching you give birth to your son

Shelbyville30 · October 2015

WTFFFFFFF to working with men. Why must they be so dramatic!? Who the F is the pregnant one here!? Get it together.

elbou · October 2015

RaisingJulian said:

WTF to my MIL who just came to pick DD2 up for her weekly night at Grandma's. She sees my kitchen garbage is full and asks if I want her to take it out for me. I said "no, that's okay" (still had a few things I wanted to put in it before I emptied it) and she says "oh, that's alright, I'll just do it" and does it anyways. She then sees my dishes soaking in the sink and asks if I wanted her to do them for me. I said "no thanks, I've already started" and she replies "you can't do dishes and homework with DD1 at the same time" and sticks her hands in the water. I said that I thought she was here to pick up DD2, and she says "I'll just do a few while she's getting ready". Urgh! Why did you bother asking if you weren't going to listen to my answer!?!? Also, why is it any of your business how/when I do my housework?!?!?
Can u send ur MIL to my house please!!?? Wtf to these contractions!! Dr checked my cervix today and said I'm 1 cm dilated. I've been having contractions ever since and been feeling like crap. They r no where near close enough to go to the hospital though. So I'm just stuck here in pain & hating the world. Agh!

Gladly....what's your address?

A further WTF to MH for siding with her! It's not about the housework...it's that she asked and then ignored my answer as if it didn't matter what I said.

Another one (man I was cranky yesterday!) WTF to grandparents jumping in to discipline/lecture my kids while I'm already in the middle of doing so! I am the parent...how much trouble they get into for their behaviour is MY decision! ARG!

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