April 2016 Moms

You know your preggo when...

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Re: You know your preggo when...

  • When you have zero sex drive IRL but in your dreams your a sex machine >:)

    I am having the seriously weirdest sexual dreams ever, I don't know what is wrong with me :P


        

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  • When you have zero sex drive IRL but in your dreams your a sex machine >:)

    I am having the seriously weirdest sexual dreams ever, I don't know what is wrong with me :P
    HORMONES! ;)
  • When you go out to eat and order almost the whole entire menu because you have to try one of everything OR when the food you use to love is mentioned and you feel queasy inside thinking about how gross it now sounds
  • Also, when your nipples start to look like giant chocolate chips :/ 
  • When you have a cold and every time you cough you either pee yourself or get painful RLP for about 30 seconds.
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  • Also, when your nipples start to look like giant chocolate chips :/ 

    I'm probably a weirdo but that made me crave chocolate =))


        

  • TKaiser91 said:

    When you have a cold and every time you cough you either pee yourself or get painful RLP for about 30 seconds.

    THIS.

  • TKaiser91 said:

    When you have a cold and every time you cough you either pee yourself or get painful RLP for about 30 seconds.

    Or when you pee yourself while throwing up for the third time in half an hour. :(


        

  • You know you're pregnant when you tear up at the sight of a beautiful sunrise, and ball over a video of a saved whale you watch on your lunch break. 

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  • Every other night you debate whether to have a last snack before bed, or wait to eat 1st thing in the morning.
  • How about when you're in the middle of cooking dinner and you have tl frantically run out you can run to the bathroom and puke so hard that you pee yourself...in shorts...burning the grilled cheese in the process...

    That's when i was like "yup...as if the pregnancy test wasnt enough...THIS is the proof" lol

  • When you start crying because it's raining outside.
  • Right before my BFP I cried for 40 minutes after a 5 min sad scene in The Longest Ride. Now I basically cry at the drop of a hat, my poor DH.
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  • You know you're pregnant when your nipples get cold and cause excruciating pain until they get warm again.
  • Taynic85Taynic85 member
    edited October 2015
    When you cry and your husband asks you whats wrong and you cry to him I don't knowwww ..lol
  • Taynic85Taynic85 member
    edited October 2015
    Wait I have another one to add when you can't get comfortable at night to go to bed no position works for long :(
  • When you spend all day crying because you're 17 weeks pregnant and not nearly ready to wake up in the middle of the night every night at 3am. And then you're tired all day so you're extra cranky....
  • When you're watching The Great Food Truck Race and start crying over all the sad start up stories!
  • When you stay home on Halloween and make enough food for a party even though it's just you and DH. Dips, chili, and spooky movies this year instead of the usual all night Chicago shenanigans.
  • @jonesl12 I had a very similar evening tonight, my best friend and I bought a ton of snacks and food and enjoyed the evening together instead of going out. /:)


        

  • kimey1kimey1 member
    edited November 2015
    When you have a small halloween-size pack of pretzels so you won't wake from extreme hunger in the morning, but 5min after you finish you realize the snack jump started your appetite! So you debate whether to eat something else...
  • When you're watching The Great Food Truck Race and start crying over all the sad start up stories!

    If that show elicits an emotion other than hunger, you are a better person than I am.

    Also, you know you're pregnant when hunger is now an emotion.
    Yesterday was a cry day all over the place. I told fiancé I wanted candy corn and he went to four stores trying to find it because he didn't know if this was a major want or an it would be nice to have want. He came back without it, and when he told me he went to four different stores I cried because of how hard he worked for it!

    Then later we had a bowl of candy sitting out on a cooler for trick or treaters and after a while a little girl came up to ring the door bell asking if there was anymore. We didn't have any and I started bawling when I closed the door.
  • I haven't been hungry at all, hit 15 weeks, I'm starving.... Not Okay.  I'm down 10lbs.

  • just sobbed over a 48 Hours finale :((
    To be fair, an innocent man who'd been in jail for almost 20 years finally got to go home to his babies who are adults now and his mama who didn't even know he'd been released
  • So glad I'm not alone.
  • You have a very vivid dream about going to Caribou Coffee and having a really hard time choosing just one pastry to get with your coffee.
  • I put a jar of pb in the freezer... Ooopppsss

  • @LauraNae528 ramen has never tasted so good as it does right now, imo
  • LauraNae528  love ramen right now!  i've been making it with carrots, spinach, and sriracha.

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  • @elasticheart13 I know those feels. I'm told the peeing yourself thing gets less funny as time goes on but I find it pretty amusing, though I haven't forgotten spare panty liners yet. It might not be as funny when it's more dangerous.
  • When you crave an insane amount of chocolate and candy and then end up puking afterwards because you can't handle it (and accidentally end up peeing yourself in the process)

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    This is soooo embarrassing but DH accidentally shut my finger in the car door and I laughed and cried so much I couldn't help but to pee my self. After I got in the car I told him I peed my self and he started laughing and I started to drowned in tears lol. He made me feel a little better though by telling me "it's okay you're pregnant, it's going to happen." I still didn't want to hear it at that time though lol.
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