You know your preggo when...

mrsallman15

When you go camping and expect to cook breakfast over a fire but the park ranger decides its a good idea to pour water all over the dry wood.... And you slept like crap the night before, so you start bawling like a baby

briterfly84

When you can't find your phone and you're wandering all around the house talking to DH about how you are going to be late for work and he is just laughing his tail off, and you want to rip his throat out for laughing.....but then he politely tells you he is laughing because your phone is in your hand, he's on speaker phone.  {insert a laughing fit of tears}

raesa05

When you are so craving a certain food, you think about it all day, then finally get it annnnnd suddenly it makes you sick

pinottoparenthood

I just peed on baking soda.

And #scene.

(I know it's not for real, but I've been doing all the old wive's tales, just for fun.)

WBORDERS

When you full on cry at a Denver Broncos game because they have a mini Miles mascot and he's just so tiny, adorable, and cute.

K&Elizabeth

pinottoparenthood said:

I just peed on baking soda.

And #scene.

(I know it's not for real, but I've been doing all the old wive's tales, just for fun.)

I secretly love the old wives tales. Something to pass the time waiting for 1st Tri to be over! I might pee on drano next...

Bootsie327

When you have to eat a snack in bed first thing in the morning, lest you be sucked into a cyclone of nausea. Then you realize you're still nauseated anyway, only now there are cheerios in your sheets.

animalia1234

When you throw up halfway through your meal, and still finish the rest off afterwards because now you're hungry again. I'm so glamorous.

heathergirl89

I get crying over the stories on American Ninja Warrior. Worse than that, I outright hysterical cried when Joe "the weatherman" made it through stage 2

wasielewski21

animalia1234 said:

When you throw up halfway through your meal, and still finish the rest off afterwards because now you're hungry again. I'm so glamorous.

I know the feeling!!

JulienneNicole

animalia1234 said:
When you throw up halfway through your meal, and still finish the rest off afterwards because now you're hungry again. I'm so glamorous.

I did this the other day while my boss was visiting! I got lunch, started eating, left, vomited everything (after I put my hair in a ponytail) then went back to eat with her. I told her later and she said she didn't even notice. #winning

jenniferamcooper

@kyleec89 don't pee on drano!!! If you have a high concentration of ammonia in your urine you create a toxic gas (I can't remember which one!!). I've never done it but I DID put straight bleach on my rabbits cage (on top of bunny pee) and I created mustard gas (no joke!!). I have asthma so I had to go to the hospital for observation and the ER nurse said they get people cleaning animal urine with straight bleach (diluted is okay not sure the concentration) and women who pee on drano.

kimmecakes

jenniferamcooper said:

@kyleec89 don't pee on drano!!! If you have a high concentration of ammonia in your urine you create a toxic gas (I can't remember which one!!). I've never done it but I DID put straight bleach on my rabbits cage (on top of bunny pee) and I created mustard gas (no joke!!). I have asthma so I had to go to the hospital for observation and the ER nurse said they get people cleaning animal urine with straight bleach (diluted is okay not sure the concentration) and women who pee on drano.

Sorry guys but uk lady here, what exactly is drano?

swrastogi

@kimmecakes it's a drain cleaner in the states

And I think peeing on it probably is a bad idea, ladies...

elasticheart13

I cried while watching a season of The Bigger Loser. I can't even remember why. What is wrong with me.

bspaff

This is your snack and you have to breath through your mouth cause the smell makes you wanna puke but it tastes to good to stop eating

Kaytlin31

Is anyone having similar results with the gender wives tails?!

courlynch2

raesa05 said:

When you are so craving a certain food, you think about it all day, then finally get it annnnnd suddenly it makes you sick

Yes!! I have been craving brownies all day. I finally was able to make some and then the smell made me so nauseated. So frustrating!

Taraphanie

When you wake up at least 3 times a night to go to the bathroom and in the middle of the night you can't fall back asleep because you are starving.

kimey1

You dream (literally) about hotdogs with juicy german sausages, wake up and tell DH and he finds it so funny.

SisterMaryNapalm

When this makes you laugh waaaay too hard

https://youtu.be/PKHOylg9ivI

allaire314

@pinottoparenthood SO what's the verdict?? I'm so tempted to try these little tricks!

pinottoparenthood

@allaire314 my pee fizzed, which is supposed to mean boy, but the ring test said girl I am really hoping for a girl, I already have a son.

AshleyM1985

I always have to risk... Am I hungry or nauseous???!!!???

Rifej1229

...when the school nurse let's you take a 20 min. nap in her office everyday during your prep because she once saw you bawling at the copy machine.

kimey1

You have a cold-like cough so you go to the bathroom sink to let out a rough cough and you throw up a little. WTF?! I've been nauseous but that wasn't how I imagined I'd throw up.

sarahufl

kimey1 said:

You have a cold-like cough so you go to the bathroom sink to let out a rough cough and you throw up a little. WTF?! I've been nauseous but that wasn't how I imagined I'd throw up.

My baby wasn't cooperating in my NT scan so the doctor asked me to cough in the hopes it would spin around in the right direction. After a few coughs, I had to tell her I needed to stop because it was going to make me vomit.

kimey1

@sarahufl - Thanks for sharing! Good to know I'm normal :S Did the baby spin around after all? Someone wrote the same thing on the u/s thread - apparently it worked for her.

sanicango

When your husband, whom does not like to share his food, shares his chicken nuggets with you and you cry for such a kind gesture.

AshleyM1985

I make aa fruit salad to decide I don't really want it anymore....

hlynnkose

Hubby and I are huge The Walking Dead fans. So when we watched the season finale of Fear the Walking Dead last night I dreamt I was bit in the hand by a walker! I was SO upset it was so real I thought I was gonna be a walker! When I woke up to pee mid dream I thanked God that it was a dream haha

kimey1

You try to clean the bathroom cuz it's DH's least favorite place to clean and you end up almost vomiting 3 times. Almost felt as bad as those throw up incidents when you're in college! I'll have DH do it even if it doesn't stay as clean till baby arrives.

mrstrax

kimey1 said:

You try to clean the bathroom cuz it's DH's least favorite place to clean and you end up almost vomiting 3 times. Almost felt as bad as those throw up incidents when you're in college! I'll have DH do it even if it doesn't stay as clean till baby arrives.

I love the toilet wands so that I don't have to be all up in the toilet like I'm being sick - so much less gag-inducing.

jazzypinel

Me. All the time. Tis the season!!!

January8th2016

When you cry watching Independence Day, I mean come on how many times I've seen that alien movie and now it strikes a chord?

Then when you have a serious talk with the husband that he is NOT allowed to eat fast food without bringing some for me. "It doesn't matter if I already ate! DON'T do it again."

jonesl12

When the humane society commercial comes on and sarah mclaughlin starts her sad bullshit singing while I'm looking at sad animals and I instantly start crying.... Damn you sarah mclaughlin.

lupe9393

When you go to the grocery store to get your favorite bag of ships and it tastes completly diffrent and discusting...

AshleyM1985

My 4 yr old ds is eating more and I forget to eat.

kalanieileen

When you have zero sex drive IRL but in your dreams you're a sex machine

elasticheart13

When you eat 7 pieces of fried chicken in one go :-\"