Definitively the smell, but my the tip of nipples are also crackly/crusty, it is gross, I am extra careful everyday in the shower to clean them, still grosses me out everymorning. I think it is the colostrum but I don't even see it, it just stays within and makes that yellow crust. Gross.
My husband was laying on my chest one night and said my breasts smell like sour milk. He was so disgusted. Hahaha welcome to parenthood hun! The weird thing is I haven't leaked or anything. I guess I'm just smelly!
As this is the TMI thread I thought I would ask here. I don't think this is something to call and ask my doctor, but I will clarify at my appointment next week.
As far as discharge goes, my underpants are rarely damp, but things are definitely icky down there. Is it safe to say that it's normal pregnancy stuff and not AF?
So this week I have had the worst cold of my entire life, and I coughed so hard that I threw up my breakfast and wet my pants AT THE SAME TIME! Every time I cough or sneeze I pee myself. Between the snot running down my face, the hacking up a lung, and the constantly peeing myself, I am just about the grossest human being on the planet right now.
Anyone's else's nipples super dark now?! My husband not a fan!! Hahah I hope they go back to normal. It's bothering him way more than its bothering me!
Anyone's else's nipples super dark now?! My husband not a fan!! Hahah I hope they go back to normal. It's bothering him way more than its bothering me!
Haha 100% yes! My husband has a few nicknames for my nipples these days. He's also terrified they won't go back to normal! )
Sitting on the toilet, hope im not in labor....Feels like one of those bad bowel movements you get when your on your period. Cramping.stomach pain..(as if I had endometriosis cramps...heard those were bad) ..etc...Is this what labor will feel like? If so I CANT DO IT!! Can baby come out a easier way?
That's how my labor started with my daughter!! I thought I had to poop really bad!
In the first trimester I had a few poops where I legit thought I would pass out from the pain-- & not just the stomach cramping (turned out to be an anal fissure). I had to call FH and tell him that he needed to come home in case I passed out. That was fun!
Well thanks guys for making me feel human again..my boobs are leaking..and no matter how hard I try, I cannot hold in farts...this is baby #3 and never had these issues...oh yea. I have acne on my back, pee my pants at least once a day and deodorant apparently no longer works...9 weeks and counting... I'm ready to feel and smell like my old self again.
I have been getting the weirdest breakouts not on my face but inbetween my boobs and at the top of my stomach. I mean thank god no one can see it other thank my husband! But wtf!? So annoying!
In the first trimester I had a few poops where I legit thought I would pass out from the pain-- & not just the stomach cramping (turned out to be an anal fissure). I had to call FH and tell him that he needed to come home in case I passed out. That was fun!
P.S. I love Colace.
I have a couple fissures not too bad, but my doctor gave me a prescription that kinda look like vaseline, but had to be applied 3 times a day with a q tip on the fissure. Sometimes they just itch but still better then seeing blood in your stool. (TMI I know) Yes definately stool softner before baby comes.
I feel so much better after reading this. Yes I think I have a yeast infection in my butt. I have gotten them before. Praying my midwife will let me use nystatin which has helped in the past.
And hell yes. During Week 31 my nips got way dark. My inny is turning into an outtie
I just want to have this baby and not be pregnant anymore. 8 weeks to go
I am also at the stage where every time I cough or sneeze I pee in my pants.
I have had such painful constipation that I have to stand up while pooping. One time I just stood in the bath tub and pooped. It was such a relief. Colace did not work for me! I have Miralax in my water 24/7 now.
I think I got my first hemorrhoid it doesn't hurt or itch or anything yet. No blood or anything either, I just the little bump last time I wiped. Now I'm scared to poop because I don't want to make it worse or hurt or anything. Am I supposed to do anything to treat it if it isn't bothering me? I have the preparation h wipes just cuz how awesome do those feel anyway? Haha but other than that do I just leave it alone and try not to strain?
Yes to all of these poop posts. The discharge stuff is small game compared to constipation. The struggle is, literally, real. I mentally celebrate every time I poop. Hell, sometimes I verbally celebrate. Sometimes I text my mom to tell her so she will celebrate for me. When it's been a couple days I start to worry for myself.
I have a little stool with a step up that I prop my feet up on to poop. It's crazy how much it helps. My first trimester was horrible with either constipation or the runs. Now I enjoy reporting back to my mum how regular I am. It's pathetic how happy I am when I poop.
Anal fissures when they're really bad are not fun. The poor lady was incontinant, too. Therefore always had poop in her vag. Makes me wonder what shenanigans the woman was up to in her younger days to make the lining of her anal canal so thin....
I had super naughty dreams. In one my SO made a clone of himself to help around the house after baby came. This clones was super submissive and I started a threesome with both the clone and my real SO. Then, the dream changed to just me and SO running about to find an empty classroom at a school to do the dirty. Only when we did, the lights came on and there was a whole class there watching some kind of film. I woke up and ambushed the real SO slumbering next to me. I was unbelievably happy that at 2/3 of the way through pregnancy I can still get on top and not feel like a total beached whale!!!! hahahaha
Apparently my hormones turned my toilet seat blue??? I know, I was just as surprised. Google it! Apparently it's from a change in your hormones. That definitely freaked me out...
I have been on Iron Supplements since the results from my Glucose test came in. It's starting to show... in my black as night poops! Seriously, I wipe my butt and it comes up looking like charcoal. Eww
I hope no one can hear me laughing my butt off in my office. BTW, not laughing at, laughing because most of these are totally me too! How refreshing to know I'm not the only one!
My TMI...I may not have an outie for a belly button, but my nipples are making up for it. I no longer have to be chilly to look perky. Kind of nice, but also kind of frightening at times. They are huge!
Also...belly hair...like whoa! Thankfully it's light colored, but dang...I look like I'm growing a winter coat or something!
Occasionally it feels like something is punching my lady parts. It hurts!!!! But it goes away after a second. I'm thinking baby is putting pressure on something...she's pushing on everything else seems like!
This thread had made me feel so much better. FTM so I thought I was doing pregnancy wrong. 31 weeks, haven't peed my pants yet! Yay!
But while others seem to have swamp crotch...i got a serious desert going on down below. My vulva is so swollen I can feel my heart beat. It hurts like a mofo and itches (pain itching though) its like chapped lips meet black eye.
Maybe the reason I haven't peed myself is because LO is using my lungs as punching bags. I stop breathing sometimes T.T
Not to mention the hair growth. Everywhere. Chin. Belly. Vag. Everywhere.
I'm starting to bug at all the pressure and the weight gain. I can't wear my heels anymore and the clothes I wanna wear are so far out of reach riight now T.T
29 weeks today, and I'm still running. And for the last couple months, I have add the opposite of constipation on the days that I run. I have now pooped my running shorts twice, and pooped in a nearby park twice. So embarrassing, and not my favorite way to start my day! My husband thinks it's hilarious.
@vvwatkins Amen to the belly hair!!!!! I hear it's from the extra testosterone from growing a baby boy.......I feel hairy all over.
There is no excuse for me then, I'm having a girl! But, I heard the extra hair growth will decrease after baby is here. Fingers crossed!
Also, I know others have mentioned it, but, going number 2 on your own without having to eat like 8 prunes and a whole cucumber in one sitting is the best thing ever these days!
I am seriously happy I read all of the comments! I felt like I was the only one.... I called my mom this morning crying because I wake up every morning with diarrhea!!! I was like what's going on in there........ then the swamp crotch OMG.....LIKE I CHANGE CLOTHES MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE DAY S.O LOVES IT!! Then I bought some wipes to carry that are fragrance free, and they smell like baby poop! I can't win...my doc says I'm imagining it! Seriously!
Tonight, DH picked up my underwear off the floor because my toss didn't quite make the hamper and was like, "these smell like pee." Yep. I know. I told you not to touch them.
Re: the official TMI thread
As far as discharge goes, my underpants are rarely damp, but things are definitely icky down there. Is it safe to say that it's normal pregnancy stuff and not AF?
Haha 100% yes! My husband has a few nicknames for my nipples these days. He's also terrified they won't go back to normal!
That's how my labor started with my daughter!! I thought I had to poop really bad!
Yes I think I have a yeast infection in my butt. I have gotten them before. Praying my midwife will let me use nystatin which has helped in the past.
And hell yes. During Week 31 my nips got way dark.
My inny is turning into an outtie
I just want to have this baby and not be pregnant anymore. 8 weeks to go
I have had such painful constipation that I have to stand up while pooping. One time I just stood in the bath tub and pooped. It was such a relief. Colace did not work for me! I have Miralax in my water 24/7 now.
But while others seem to have swamp crotch...i got a serious desert going on down below. My vulva is so swollen I can feel my heart beat. It hurts like a mofo and itches (pain itching though) its like chapped lips meet black eye.
Maybe the reason I haven't peed myself is because LO is using my lungs as punching bags. I stop breathing sometimes T.T
Not to mention the hair growth. Everywhere. Chin. Belly. Vag. Everywhere.
I'm starting to bug at all the pressure and the weight gain. I can't wear my heels anymore and the clothes I wanna wear are so far out of reach riight now T.T
End rant xD
I called my mom this morning crying because I wake up every morning with diarrhea!!! I was like what's going on in there........ then the swamp crotch OMG.....LIKE I CHANGE CLOTHES MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE DAY S.O LOVES IT!! Then I bought some wipes to carry that are fragrance free, and they smell like baby poop! I can't win...my doc says I'm imagining it! Seriously!
And yes, the carpet does match the drapes.