Don't make hasty decisions. My mom usually rocks me back to sleep for ten minutes overnight. Sometimes it takes me nine minutes to decide I'm still hungry.
Why nap your crib when you can sleep face down on moms chest and drool and sweat all over her causing her to get chest acne like a teenager! Its comfortable and funny! )
Why sleep in a crib? Making mom carry you around while you drift in and out of sleep is much more fun. Try it! Scream the next time she puts you down and watch her desperately try to eat something while you flop around!
Hey have you guys found your fingers yet? You can suck them anytime you want and your parents can't take them away from you! I especially like to gag myself!
I love this because this is us even in the early am when dad doesn't re Swaddle me well.
It's so fun having two of us! You babies are missing out. When mom is really tired, we take turns keeping her up at night. It's so much fun when she thinks she's got us both sleeping. Why would you want to sleep at night? And when we decide to sleep, we have big brother do our dirty work. Who wouldn't use their older siblings?
It's so fun having two of us! You babies are missing out. When mom is really tired, we take turns keeping her up at night. It's so much fun when she thinks she's got us both sleeping. Why would you want to sleep at night? And when we decide to sleep, we have big brother do our dirty work. Who wouldn't use their older siblings?
Oh yeah, tag team with the medium sized human. And if he wants to sleep, it doesn't take much to get the furry one to puke. Teamwork.
I am SO. SICK. of people telling me that I'm a baby so I have to like cars. I know I'm cross posting with FFFC, but this is my Thing. Cars are horrible. Just horrible.
I know everyone says 'nipples are for eating from', but man, have you TRIED twisting them as hard as you can? It's one way to be sure mom doesn't doze off feeing you!
Re: special LO edition: Unpopular Opinion Thursday
Obviously, always go down for Dad. He's the best.