special LO edition: Unpopular Opinion Thursday

virginiaunicorn11

Thought it would be fun to share Unpopular Opinions our babies might have.

Example from my LO:

Tummy time is fun! I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

HoosOnFirst

I love to sleep when it's nighttime! Why are all you other babies against it?

rrcameron21

Why do you babies wait so long to eat? I make my mommy feed me every 2 hours.

ksimo6

I love a good, tight swaddle. Why do you fight it!?!?

HayesRN13

Why do you guys spit up so much! I don't like to lose any of my food :@)

addingon

I love to slowly snack at every feeding. Why is everyone in such a rush when they could be taking smile and toot breaks every other sip?

KaLikeAWind

Nice, long daytime naps are awesome! I take a couple every day

Also, lets get into the carseat and go somewhere!

jessieR358

I make my mom and dad change me every time my diaper is just a little wet and then I'll pee right when they put it on. The more diapers the better!

dancegurl1118

Hey have you guys found your fingers yet? You can suck them anytime you want and your parents can't take them away from you! I especially like to gag myself!

aligons

This is too hilarious!

Hey if you play with me too much I will give you the stank face! Don't overdo it people!

KarasTwin

Why do you babies cry when you have to take a bath? I love my bath and cry my eyes out when Mommy and Daddy make me get out. And sneezing? It's hilarious

laurendutch

This is too funny!

HoosOnFirst

(I love that this is turning into babies giving advice to other babies. I keep picturing it in my head and its goddamned hilarious.)

Kmar123456

I don't know why all you babies cry when you get a diaper change. I love when my parents have to change my stinky diapers. I really find the ones when I poop up my back to be hilarious and give some of my biggest smiles at that time.

HoosOnFirst

I don't give a crap about mirrors. What's the big deal?

KonaCoffeeBean

Please let this turn into baby FFFC tomorrow.

KonaCoffeeBean

UO: my swing sucks, it's just a way for my parents to get out of holding me.

rrcameron21

I just keep imagining a bunch of babies at a bar with bottles having this conversation. Milk drunk babies

Mommaswizz

I don't know why you babies cry when you spit up. I think it's hilarious, especially when it lands on the giant people!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Oh I've missed you guys!!

YouAreMySunshine15

I don't know why you babies like bottles when you can have the real thing if you just cry hard enough. Same goes for those stupid pacifiers.

LaurenS119

Falling asleep when you are tired is overrated, you should just skwurm around, fuss, cry, and use mom's nipple as a chew toy, so much better

Sammy K

I can't understand why anyone tolerates clothes. Being naked is so much better.

(I'm going to be a handful in 16 years)

HayesRN13

I love this thread lol

Marcantonio

I'm not sure why people like to keep the paci in thier mouth. Way better to spit it out than act like a crack addict untill it's rightfully put back!

ChardeeMacDennis

Not sure why all you other babies hate bedtime? I love my routine, in fact I try to do it a few times in a row if possible.

HayesRN13

This thread makes me think of these memes

virginiaunicorn11

I don't know why you kids poop every day - or why you'd do it into a diaper and sit in it. I like to hold it in for a while...then when my butt's airing out, I let Dad try to catch it when he's changing my diaper. It's hilarious to watch him try to keep the diapers coming. I don't do it to Mom because of the whole "don't poop where you eat" thing.
Wait wait. You know the best part? They let me take a bath afterwards, even if it's not nighttime! Score!!

virginiaunicorn11

Also... This is kind of awkward, but UO, right?... (Looks around, whispers...) I feel like a Big Boy when I'm in my Bumbo! Five, ten minutes in there is pret-ty awesome!

dancegurl1118

@HayesRN13 @virginiaunicorn11 your posts have me snort-laughing over here...

heidiiwa

I only take a pacifier well while riding in the car. You must be crazy to think I'd keep that thing in my mouth at home! It's a fun game to see you keep putting it in my mouth after I spit it out, though.

LaurenS119

Who actually spits up on a burp cloth? I prefer to wiggle over and puke down my mom's cleavage.

virginiaunicorn11

LaurenS119 said:

Who actually spits up on a burp cloth? I prefer to wiggle over and puke down my mom's cleavage.

Great one!! Or get her when she's really tired,and you can go right down her back and she won't even notice

KarasTwin

Ya'll I'm dying. @virginiaunicorn11 best thread ever. You win at life!

lovethatcolosun

There's no need to rush through your feedings. I take a little nap, and then just when mom thinks she can put me down I wake up and waillllllll! It's so fun to watch the look on her face. She thinks she's stealth....not even close mom, no even close.

rklinge0

Who needs to burp when you can fart. The louder/stinkier the better!

mamameghan

You babies should have come in pairs like us! Then when mama thinks she has both of us under control we can start crying again! It's so funny watching her try to feed us both at once!

cbrtncanadian

What's so embarrassing about pooping/peeong your pants.. I think it's quite the accomplishment and show my pride whenever mom or dad have to clean up my handy work!

aliciaspinnet

Hey fellow babies, I have the best game ever. Be super fussy and demanding for your mommy then act like a little angel when anyone else is around. They'll think your mom is nuts- it's hilarious!

beemaya83

Too funny!!!

klkonwi

@aliciaspinnet OMG so true. My neighbors think I'm crazy and my baby is an angel!

klkonwi

My baby friends..... 3 am is the best time to party.... Why do you sleep so long!?
Smile at your mom at 3 am... It renders her helpless and she caves everytime and talks back.