My butt crack has been sweaty the last few days and itchy at the top. I feel super classy scratching it. I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!
I couldn't believe how easy it was to leave my sample last time!! I used to make a mess every time... I guess practice makes perfect lol. I'm with you on the itching! And the very bottom of my bump/ right around my bikini line itches too.
I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!
I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!
I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!
Lol I find this to be harder to do each time.. I can't see what the hell I'm doing!
I usually ask my 2yr old if any pee is going in the cup.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) #1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo #2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015 #4!!!!!!! due June 2017
I just came from a walk in the park on this wonderful 91 degree humid jersey weather. Needless to say, I stink! Also the constant diarrhea and mucus plug stuff coming out constantly, I feel totally gross and disgusting. I can't wait to feel like a human again. At least in my lady bits.
I put on an old pair of underwear the other day only to realize after I finally got them on that there was a huge hole in the crotch. I though, "Meh, a little ventilation is probably a good thing these days," and totally left them on.
OMG! Laughing so hard over here!! Putting on underwear is a production. Last night I cut a pair of my underwear with scissors because the way I was sitting on the couch it felt like it was cutting my circulation. The slit made it more comfy. Meh.
I've cut two pairs so far, under my bump. Just the elastic band at the top to relieve the squeezing sensation when I sit down. My stretch marks make me super sensitive right there! They're just some Hanes I bought to wear while pregnant, so who cares!!? Anything for comfort at this point...
I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!
Lol I find this to be harder to do each time.. I can't see what the hell I'm doing!
I missed the cup and peed all over myself THREE times on Friday. Finally I just told my doctor it wasn't going to happen. I think he told me to come back and leave a sample another time, but I can't be sure...;)
Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.
This. I finally bit the bullet and started wearing panty liners. I feel like I time traveled back to middle school. Ugh. Literally haven't worn a pad since I was 13. Guess I should get used to it though considering the post-delivery fun I'm about to experience...
I dropped mine today in the toilet pre urine coming out X_X But then miracle! The cup was upwardly afloat and I was able to carry on! Gross pregnancy win!
I had a feeling I was not going to last out the week still pregnant so thought I might give the lady bits a trim since it had been a while and things were a bit overgrown (and excess discharge plus pubic hair = no). Thought I had done a reasonable job but when I caught sight of the mirror the next time I was getting in the shower, it turned out I had done the vag version of a short back n sides, with a fetching long tuft remaining on one labia =D>
I had a feeling I was not going to last out the week still pregnant so thought I might give the lady bits a trim since it had been a while and things were a bit overgrown (and excess discharge plus pubic hair = no). Thought I had done a reasonable job but when I caught sight of the mirror the next time I was getting in the shower, it turned out I had done the vag version of a short back n sides, with a fetching long tuft remaining on one labia =D>
I did a major hack job the night before my c section. I really didn't care what it looked like, I just wanted to trim it up so that all the post partum bleeding wasn't clumping up in the hair... Ew! Turns out I ended up with a few bald spots and still some long hairs. Ugh.
My butt crack has been sweaty the last few days and itchy at the top. I feel super classy scratching it. I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!
Oh for sure I pee on my hand every single time. It's getting way worse being so big now.
I dropped mine today in the toilet pre urine coming out X_X But then miracle! The cup was upwardly afloat and I was able to carry on! Gross pregnancy win!
Last appointment DS started to PICK UP other people's full pee cups - I freaked out on him and he just says, "Those are for next time." Yes, that's right hunny, next time - now DO NOT TOUCH THEM!!! So friggin gross.
I had a feeling I was not going to last out the week still pregnant so thought I might give the lady bits a trim since it had been a while and things were a bit overgrown (and excess discharge plus pubic hair = no). Thought I had done a reasonable job but when I caught sight of the mirror the next time I was getting in the shower, it turned out I had done the vag version of a short back n sides, with a fetching long tuft remaining on one labia =D>
Soooo I could be wrong but it sounds like you gave your vag a Mohawk.
Between my out if this world hemorrhoids, 2nd degree tear with suture and general vaginal swelling/soreness... I really have to relax my body just to pass gas, but that leads to a let down of pee... Which I can't stop because I can't tighten up my muscles enough. So essentially farting = peeing myself. Every time.
Here's something gross: I just ate a can of spray cheese and crackers. By myself . Cheese in a can. Wtf? I went through the entire pregnancy hating everything and eating pretty good, these last 2 weeks, I've been eating everything and gained like 5 lbs (which I don't care about )
The toilet isn't wide enough I have to spread my legs nice and wide to accommodate this bump and can't get a good poop going because the toilet seat won't let me open the gates.
I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!
I pee myself at least once a day now, after I think I'm about done and ready to wipe. I shower every day, but I'm thinking it needs to be every 16 hours since the smell is horrendous and I'm wondering if anyone else would notice!
The last 2 days I have been overcoming a flu, and DH said he's never heard me snore like the apocalypse was coming. The last month of pregnancy is no joke!!
I got a little excited last night before bed when I thought I had bloody show but it was coming from my bum. What a bummer!
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) #1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo #2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015 #4!!!!!!! due June 2017
I realize it's not Tuesday but whatever. I just walked back from the bathroom to my cubicle at work squeek farting the entire way. How am I supposed to be professional as I fart each step I take? This is just getting embarrassing.
I realize it's not Tuesday but whatever. I just walked back from the bathroom to my cubicle at work squeek farting the entire way. How am I supposed to be professional as I fart each step I take? This is just getting embarrassing.
Not just farting but squeak farting? Ya that's super unprofessional! )
Re: **TMI Tuesday**
I couldn't believe how easy it was to leave my sample last time!! I used to make a mess every time... I guess practice makes perfect lol. I'm with you on the itching! And the very bottom of my bump/ right around my bikini line itches too.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui)
#1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
#2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015
#4!!!!!!! due June 2017
Also the constant diarrhea and mucus plug stuff coming out constantly, I feel totally gross and disgusting. I can't wait to feel like a human again. At least in my lady bits.
I've cut two pairs so far, under my bump. Just the elastic band at the top to relieve the squeezing sensation when I sit down. My stretch marks make me super sensitive right there! They're just some Hanes I bought to wear while pregnant, so who cares!!? Anything for comfort at this point...
Last appointment DS started to PICK UP other people's full pee cups - I freaked out on him and he just says, "Those are for next time." Yes, that's right hunny, next time - now DO NOT TOUCH THEM!!! So friggin gross.
I just ate a can of spray cheese and crackers. By myself . Cheese in a can.
Wtf?
I went through the entire pregnancy hating everything and eating pretty good, these last 2 weeks, I've been eating everything and gained like 5 lbs (which I don't care about )
This.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui)
#1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
#2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015
#4!!!!!!! due June 2017
I just walked back from the bathroom to my cubicle at work squeek farting the entire way. How am I supposed to be professional as I fart each step I take? This is just getting embarrassing.
Jk