**TMI Tuesday**

breezymeema7

Let's share in our common grossness

SassetteSmurfling

That first poop after a c-section is scary!

jrthomas14

that 1st poop after a vaginal birth with a 2nd degree tear (after being on an iron pill twice a day the whole pregnancy) is scary, too. like, crying/clutching whatever is in reach, scary.

sjra1028

I'm power pumping for the next 3 days... And I don't think my nipples will ever be the same!

Boslove

Peeing is now something I have to mentally prepare for! Anticipating that burning pressure -ahhhhh even with the peri bottle.

countryrhodes90

I'm so tired of thinking I'm having mild contractions and then just farting the pain away. )

MamaMandy2015

I have really bad gas this morning and also have a doc appt to get a group b swab and all I can think is, with knowing I'll have my lady bits on display and feet in the stirrups, is "don't fart...please don't fart"

toccoaparker

The hack job I preformed on my lady parts this morning- scary I just want to be smooth!

raelynch87

Anyone else's hair growing like crazy? Just had a bikini wax a few weeks ago but as far as I can tell it already looks like a smashed tarantula down there.

carleym93

I smell horrible because I slept on sheets with pee, poop, sweat, and breast milk on them. Yum.

emmacake08

Everyone talks about diarrhea before baby comes... If that's the case I've been on the verge of labor for 2 months??? :-/ :-S Love flushing the toilet twice 80 billion times

breezymeema7

SassetteSmurfling said:

That first poop after a c-section is scary!

I was terrified of it. Flat-out terrified.

leighalou91

carleyec93 said:

I smell horrible because I slept on sheets with pee, poop, sweat, and breast milk on them. Yum.

You stole the words right out my mouth!

KateDerek

countryrhodes90 said:

I'm so tired of thinking I'm having mild contractions and then just farting the pain away. )

Awesomeness. LOL
I am super gassy this pregnancy.

ChanelLovesB

At this point I feel like I'm not myself. The gunk and smells and alien mutation has lost its beauty and turned into outright WTF! 37 weeks and I feel like my body smells like someone's uncle who works on a railroad

BabyBean815

I've been having random bouts of diarrhea since Friday.  And I'm still working, so that's nice and embarrassing.  Sorry coworkers! 

Bickey11

i can't get up, sit down, roll over, walk, cross my legs or yawn without farting. 

Miz_Liz

I put on an old pair of underwear the other day only to realize after I finally got them on that there was a huge hole in the crotch. I though, "Meh, a little ventilation is probably a good thing these days," and totally left them on.

bpwife&mama

raelynch87 said:

Anyone else's hair growing like crazy? Just had a bikini wax a few weeks ago but as far as I can tell it already looks like a smashed tarantula down there.

This made me lol!

pabeybaby

My feet have been really sweaty lately. I took my shoes off one day and they smelled horrible X_X

hitcj4687

Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

JessicaLee413

'Roids. The horror!

TierraJA

Ha! Same here. 

breezymeema7

hitcj4687 said:

Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

I love the honesty. I've so been there.

nakoppel

hitcj4687 said:

Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

I've thought this three times! Also I've been constipated for like the last month until today when I've pooped three times in one morning and it's gotten progressively looser... If loose stool is a sign of labor I should be dropping this kid like tomorrow.

laurenashley519

For the past few days, every time I sneeze it sends shooting pains directly to my butthole. If I'm at home and feel a sneeze coming on, I hold my butt in an attempt to brace for the pain. DH is lucky to see such glamorous behavior! Haha

chavemann10

Totally peed on myself earlier and thought perhaps my water broke...nope...just baby girl pushing on my bladder when I squatted down. Oh, and now I have an intense pain just above my public bone, so I'm going to lay back down...

KrystalP2286

I just generally smell horrible! No matter how many times I change my underwear, wear liners, use wipes- it's a struggle, especially when dresses are the only thing I wear at this point!

Bickey11

I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!

astreetx3

hitcj4687 said:

Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

I wake up every morning and wonder if my water broke. Nope, just discharge and vag sweat. Its disgusting.

Miz_Liz

Bickey11 said:

I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!

KMBC2552

If insanely bad, room clearing gas is a sign of impending labor, then I should probably head over to the hospital now. It is so bad I am offending myself.

Robin910

My butt crack has been sweaty the last few days and itchy at the top. I feel super classy scratching it. I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!

candicejeff2013

Miz_Liz said:

I put on an old pair of underwear the other day only to realize after I finally got them on that there was a huge hole in the crotch. I though, "Meh, a little ventilation is probably a good thing these days," and totally left them on.

OMG! Laughing so hard over here!! Putting on underwear is a production. Last night I cut a pair of my underwear with scissors because the way I was sitting on the couch it felt like it was cutting my circulation. The slit made it more comfy. Meh.

ChanelLovesB

I also have found myself going to the bathroom hoping to find the glorious mucus plug. You know you are getting desperate at that point.

MamaMandy2015

Oh jeez, I've laughed so hard reading this all I've got tears in my eyes and my belly button popped out. I'm so glad we can share our mutual grossness without judgement.

mimigrace12

Robin910 said:

I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!

Lol I find this to be harder to do each time.. I can't see what the hell I'm doing!

missmychard

astreetx3 said:

hitcj4687 said:

Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

I wake up every morning and wonder if my water broke. Nope, just discharge and vag sweat. Its disgusting.

All of this, yes!

mimigrace12

countryrhodes90 said:

I'm so tired of thinking I'm having mild contractions and then just farting the pain away. )

This is totally me too! Tummy is so sore.. Maybe this is it! Nope, just gas.

mtxo

I'm seriously too embarrassed to share how gross I've become. Sweating like crazy thinking maybe my water just broke. Nope. Taking 3 showers a day now to feel just a lil bit of a lady. #myhusbandneedsareward

taylorharber1108

My butt is constantly sweating which has resulted in a beautiful rash. Disgusting!!!!