**TMI Tuesday**

Re: **TMI Tuesday**

• SassetteSmurfling member

  August 2015

  That first poop after a c-section is scary!

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• jrthomas14 member

  August 2015

  that 1st poop after a vaginal birth with a 2nd degree tear (after being on an iron pill twice a day the whole pregnancy) is scary, too. like, crying/clutching whatever is in reach, scary.

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• sjra1028 member

  August 2015

  I'm power pumping for the next 3 days... And I don't think my nipples will ever be the same!

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• Boslove member

  August 2015

  Peeing is now something I have to mentally prepare for! Anticipating that burning pressure -ahhhhh even with the peri bottle.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• countryrhodes90 member

  August 2015

  I'm so tired of thinking I'm having mild contractions and then just farting the pain away. )

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• MamaMandy2015 member

  August 2015

  I have really bad gas this morning and also have a doc appt to get a group b swab and all I can think is, with knowing I'll have my lady bits on display and feet in the stirrups, is "don't fart...please don't fart"

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• toccoaparker member

  August 2015

  The hack job I preformed on my lady parts this morning- scary I just want to be smooth!

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• raelynch87 member

  August 2015

  Anyone else's hair growing like crazy? Just had a bikini wax a few weeks ago but as far as I can tell it already looks like a smashed tarantula down there.

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• carleym93 member

  August 2015

  I smell horrible because I slept on sheets with pee, poop, sweat, and breast milk on them. Yum.

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• emmacake08 member

  August 2015

  Everyone talks about diarrhea before baby comes... If that's the case I've been on the verge of labor for 2 months??? :-/ :-S Love flushing the toilet twice 80 billion times

  

  

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• breezymeema7 member

  August 2015

  SassetteSmurfling said:

  That first poop after a c-section is scary!

  I was terrified of it. Flat-out terrified.
  

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• leighalou91 member

  August 2015

  carleyec93 said:

  I smell horrible because I slept on sheets with pee, poop, sweat, and breast milk on them. Yum.

  You stole the words right out my mouth!

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• KateDerek member

  August 2015

  countryrhodes90 said:

  I'm so tired of thinking I'm having mild contractions and then just farting the pain away. )

  Awesomeness. LOL
  I am super gassy this pregnancy.
  
  

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• ChanelLovesB member

  August 2015

  At this point I feel like I'm not myself. The gunk and smells and alien mutation has lost its beauty and turned into outright WTF! 37 weeks and I feel like my body smells like someone's uncle who works on a railroad

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• BabyBean815 member

  August 2015

  I've been having random bouts of diarrhea since Friday.  And I'm still working, so that's nice and embarrassing.  Sorry coworkers! 

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• Bickey11 member

  August 2015

  i can't get up, sit down, roll over, walk, cross my legs or yawn without farting. 

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• Miz_Liz member

  August 2015

  I put on an old pair of underwear the other day only to realize after I finally got them on that there was a huge hole in the crotch. I though, "Meh, a little ventilation is probably a good thing these days," and totally left them on.

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• bpwife&mama member

  August 2015

  raelynch87 said:

  Anyone else's hair growing like crazy? Just had a bikini wax a few weeks ago but as far as I can tell it already looks like a smashed tarantula down there.

  This made me lol!

  
  
  

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• pabeybaby member

  August 2015

  My feet have been really sweaty lately. I took my shoes off one day and they smelled horrible X_X

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• hitcj4687 member

  August 2015

  Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

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• JessicaLee413 member

  August 2015

  'Roids. The horror!

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• TierraJA member

  August 2015

  Ha! Same here. 

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• breezymeema7 member

  August 2015

  hitcj4687 said:

  Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

  I love the honesty. I've so been there.

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• nakoppel member

  August 2015

  hitcj4687 said:

  Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

  
  I've thought this three times! Also I've been constipated for like the last month until today when I've pooped three times in one morning and it's gotten progressively looser... If loose stool is a sign of labor I should be dropping this kid like tomorrow.

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• laurenashley519 member

  August 2015

  For the past few days, every time I sneeze it sends shooting pains directly to my butthole. If I'm at home and feel a sneeze coming on, I hold my butt in an attempt to brace for the pain. DH is lucky to see such glamorous behavior! Haha

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• chavemann10 member

  August 2015

  Totally peed on myself earlier and thought perhaps my water broke...nope...just baby girl pushing on my bladder when I squatted down. Oh, and now I have an intense pain just above my public bone, so I'm going to lay back down...

  
  
  
  

  Cody Lane - 4/22/2004
  Colten James - 9/9/2005
  Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012
  SURPRISE!!!  Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
  

  
  

  
  

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• KrystalP2286 member

  August 2015

  I just generally smell horrible! No matter how many times I change my underwear, wear liners, use wipes- it's a struggle, especially when dresses are the only thing I wear at this point!

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• Bickey11 member

  August 2015

  I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!

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• astreetx3 member

  August 2015

  hitcj4687 said:

  Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

  
  I wake up every morning and wonder if my water broke. Nope, just discharge and vag sweat. Its disgusting.

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• Miz_Liz member

  August 2015

  Bickey11 said:

  I forgot about this one. Thanks to my newly formed T-rex arms, i can barely wipe myself without seriously painful acrobatics. I can't reach back there!

  
  

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• KMBC2552 member

  August 2015

  If insanely bad, room clearing gas is a sign of impending labor, then I should probably head over to the hospital now. It is so bad I am offending myself.

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Robin910 member

  August 2015

  My butt crack has been sweaty the last few days and itchy at the top. I feel super classy scratching it. I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!

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• candicejeff2013 member

  August 2015

  Miz_Liz said:

  I put on an old pair of underwear the other day only to realize after I finally got them on that there was a huge hole in the crotch. I though, "Meh, a little ventilation is probably a good thing these days," and totally left them on.

  OMG! Laughing so hard over here!! Putting on underwear is a production. Last night I cut a pair of my underwear with scissors because the way I was sitting on the couch it felt like it was cutting my circulation. The slit made it more comfy. Meh.
  
  

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• ChanelLovesB member

  August 2015 edited August 2015

  I also have found myself going to the bathroom hoping to find the glorious mucus plug. You know you are getting desperate at that point.

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• MamaMandy2015 member

  August 2015

  Oh jeez, I've laughed so hard reading this all I've got tears in my eyes and my belly button popped out. I'm so glad we can share our mutual grossness without judgement.

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• mimigrace12 member

  August 2015

  Robin910 said:

  I also peed a little on my hand while trying to get a urine sample at the docs office yesterday. I should be a pro by now but nope!

  Lol I find this to be harder to do each time.. I can't see what the hell I'm doing!

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• missmychard member

  August 2015

  astreetx3 said:

  hitcj4687 said:

  Sometimes I think "omg my water just broke" and then realize it was a massive amount of discharge exiting my vagina and i can actually feel it. That's gross. That's seriously gross.

  
  I wake up every morning and wonder if my water broke. Nope, just discharge and vag sweat. Its disgusting.

  
  All of this, yes!
  

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• mimigrace12 member

  August 2015

  countryrhodes90 said:

  I'm so tired of thinking I'm having mild contractions and then just farting the pain away. )

  This is totally me too! Tummy is so sore.. Maybe this is it! Nope, just gas.

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• mtxo member

  August 2015

  I'm seriously too embarrassed to share how gross I've become. Sweating like crazy thinking maybe my water just broke. Nope. Taking 3 showers a day now to feel just a lil bit of a lady. #myhusbandneedsareward

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• taylorharber1108 member

  August 2015

  My butt is constantly sweating which has resulted in a beautiful rash. Disgusting!!!!

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