WTF Wednesday

SweetnSassy23 · July 2015

Let it all out...

MamaOwl15 · July 2015

My two year old is sick with a cold and yet he still has more energy than me. Also, I think I might be coming down with DS's cold.

MariahOBrien · July 2015

I'm grouchy because our group has been called 'rude' more often than not recently.

I'm like, huh? I don't see how answering a question in a matter-of-fact way or posting a truly hilarious/light-hearted gif or meme is rude.

If anything, you're being rude for calling everyone else rude, no? Sigh. I'm gonna go eat a hot dog and try to figure out if I truly am a rude dude with a 'tude.

texasmommahen · July 2015

Wtf shitty drivers?? the speed limit is 40, I'm doing 45. If you keep insisting on riding my bumper I will slow down just to piss you off more and brake check you if you keep it up. It's not my fault if you got up late for work, be more responsible and get up earlier and stop driving like douche b's. Kay thanks!

Sweet Sadie Mae · July 2015

WTF feet. Its been so busy at work that my feet look like shreks. My hands are also so swollen that it hurts to grasp anything and if I bend them sometimes they get jammed! I'm also having this irrational fear of being at a clients home and my water breaking.

smlowe9311 · July 2015

MariahOBrien said:
I'm grouchy because our group has been called 'rude' more often than not recently.

I'm like, huh? I don't see how answering a question in a matter-of-fact way or posting a truly hilarious/light-hearted gif or meme is rude.

If anything, you're being rude for calling everyone else rude, no? Sigh. I'm gonna go eat a hot dog and try to figure out if I truly am a rude dude with a 'tude.

I think someone has mentioned this before but I feel like these people are either new to the board or not regular posters/lurkers or trolls trying to stir up drama.

WTF sleep/body/hormones! Between the hot flashes, RLS, and irrational anger at how dh falls asleep (he kind of rocks back and forth in bed but not so intensely that the bed shakes or anything) I didn't get to sleep until 2 last night and that was out on the couch. I kept waking up and having to readjust to try to get comfortable. Dd2 was up at 6:40 and ready to go. Now I'm so exhausted my legs are aching again (already) and all I want to do to sleep.

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cbolton19 · July 2015

WTF work. It has me so stressed out that I think I am stress puking. On top of that I slept so crappy last night. My stomach and back hurt. It's going to be a long day.

stmorgan · July 2015

WTF glucose testing. I get up at 5 to be at the hospital at 6 and they didn't even start the test til 7! Now I'm stuck here for 4 hours and probably going to be late for my 10am appt

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elmann1 · July 2015

Wtf first stages of motherhood. Not only does pregnancy kick our Butts but I met with a friend yesterday who's 4 months post birth and she was telling/showing me how her hair thinned out. She said it came out in clumps and she felt like she was balding. Awesome. I'm going to have hulk hogan hair with my newborn.

SweetnSassy23 · July 2015

elmann1 said:

Wtf first stages of motherhood. Not only does pregnancy kick our Butts but I met with a friend yesterday who's 4 months post birth and she was telling/showing me how her hair thinned out. She said it came out in clumps and she felt like she was balding. Awesome. I'm going to have hulk hogan hair with my newborn.

Everyone is different. Some people don't lose their hair. It happens because hormone levels drop to prebaby levels after you give birth. It happens so quickly that hair loss can be a side effect. The good news is that it grows back, slowly.

smlowe9311 · July 2015

@elmann1 I never had mine come out in patches. Honestly I don't even remember seeing more strands of it coming out in the shower or my brush. There is still hope

elmann1 · July 2015

That's sooooo good to hear!! I have terrible luck so I assumed it was definite. Thanks for the hope!!! Losing that much hair is terrifying.

millereliz13 · July 2015

cbolton19 said:
WTF work. It has me so stressed out that I think I am stress puking. On top of that I slept so crappy last night. My stomach and back hurt. It's going to be a long day.

I'm so sorry you are feeling work stress. I'm sending positive vibes your way, hope your day gets better.

midge519 · July 2015

Wtf rude customers and and this irrational irritation at my SO. I'm already over today

adriennerose80 · July 2015

My cravings are getting out of control. Yesterday someone posted about a donut, so I had one. Now there's another thread talking about soda (something I generally hate) and I want one. A big one. Donuts, soda, fudge....I don't like any of these things but my inner fat kid has been in love with them the past few weeks.

I also want to give a big WTF shout-out to my DH who keeps lecturing me about my daily caffeine intake. His sleep has taken a turn for the worse because I can't sleep anymore, so he should understand that I can't fully function without coffee in the morning. Unless he's cool with me quitting my job so I can sleep all day, I need him to shut it.

Birdee212 · July 2015

I clean and I clean but I still wake up everyday to what feels like a disgusting, crumb-scattered home filled with the aroma of garbage and toilet water.

savsimon · July 2015

adriennerose80 said:
My cravings are getting out of control. Yesterday someone posted about a donut, so I had one. Now there's another thread talking about soda (something I generally hate) and I want one. A big one. Donuts, soda, fudge....I don't like any of these things but my inner fat kid has been in love with them the past few weeks.
I also want to give a big WTF shout-out to my DH who keeps lecturing me about my daily caffeine intake. His sleep has taken a turn for the worse because I can't sleep anymore, so he should understand that I can't fully function without coffee in the morning. Unless he's cool with me quitting my job so I can sleep all day, I need him to shut it.

Heard that! My cravings have gotten out of control lately! You said donut and Immediately need one. Last night I saw a friend snap chat a taco truck and I needed a taco super bad at 11pm. Stop it cravings I need to eat healthy!!!

SarahAnne1101 · July 2015

WTF leg cramps??? Getting out of bed to pee is necessary. Stop cramping every time I try to walk or move my legs at night!!!

SweetnSassy23 · July 2015

I am so damn tired. Why did my body decide to wake up at 4 am? I literally can't think or focus and I'm dizzy. My boss even said I look tired. Wish he would have sent me home. It's going to be a long day.

trishee13 · July 2015

WTF dunkin donuts employee.. Just went to get coffee with the guys from work and I ordered my coffee and the girl is like "you want decaf right?" I was like no regular she's like oh you really should have decaf? ::staring at bump::...I'm like NO GIVE ME ALL THE CAFFEINE!!!

SweetnSassy23 · July 2015

adriennerose80 said:

My cravings are getting out of control. Yesterday someone posted about a donut, so I had one. Now there's another thread talking about soda (something I generally hate) and I want one. A big one. Donuts, soda, fudge....I don't like any of these things but my inner fat kid has been in love with them the past few weeks.
Let me help you! I am eating the most delicious cantaloupe ever for my morning snack. Juicy and sweet. Totally hitting the spot.

Birdee212 · July 2015

Also, I've been trying to resist posting anything about this because I generally stay away from shower threads and don't want to add another layer to cake, but my MIL wants to put on a cyber shower for me. A CYBER. SHOWER. As in via Skype. And of course I'm telling her no thanks. The whole idea, while well intentioned, is lonely and awkward to me. I'd be sitting on my couch alone watching other people present me with shit? Virtually?

If relatives really want to give us gifts for the baby, then they will ask for our mailing address or registry info and do it on their own. If no one gets us anything, it's totally cool. We don't have to throw a quasi-shower to prompt loved ones to buy baby stuff.

vamomtobe · July 2015

Birdee212 said:

Also, I've been trying to resist posting anything about this because I generally stay away from shower threads and don't want to add another layer to cake, but my MIL wants to put on a cyber shower for me. A CYBER. SHOWER. As in via Skype. And of course I'm telling her no thanks. The whole idea, while well intentioned, is lonely and awkward to me. I'd be sitting on my couch alone watching other people present me with shit? Virtually? If relatives really want to give us gifts for the baby, then they will ask for our mailing address or registry info and do it on their own. If no one gets us anything, it's totally cool. We don't have to throw a quasi-shower to prompt loved ones to buy baby stuff.

This made me laugh! I agree that it sounds like she has good intentions, but that sounds like the most awkward thing ever. Plus, put "cyber" in front of anything and it automatically sounds dirty for some reason.

Sbrouwer0706 · July 2015

Wtf California weather. 108 degrees today? That's like 120 to a pregnant woman.

I wish I could boycott summer.

MariahOBrien · July 2015

Ok so while eating my hot dog, some lady side-eyed me and then whispered something to her friend, who then proceeded to also side-eye me. I had no choice but to channel my inner Blanche.

lilmagic00 · July 2015

O yeahhhhhh been waiting on this one.....I am almost 7 mos pregnant, I have fibroids, it's humid as hell outside, long walk from the car to my place of work, I already just want to lay in bed all day. Please don't be an ass and tell me SMILE it's NOT that bad have several sits sir!!!!! WTF....I HATE THAT MESS!!! Good morning is just fine and SHUT UR F'ing pie hole!!!!!

Birdee212 · July 2015

vamomtobe said:

Birdee212 said:

Also, I've been trying to resist posting anything about this because I generally stay away from shower threads and don't want to add another layer to cake, but my MIL wants to put on a cyber shower for me. A CYBER. SHOWER. As in via Skype. And of course I'm telling her no thanks. The whole idea, while well intentioned, is lonely and awkward to me. I'd be sitting on my couch alone watching other people present me with shit? Virtually?

If relatives really want to give us gifts for the baby, then they will ask for our mailing address or registry info and do it on their own. If no one gets us anything, it's totally cool. We don't have to throw a quasi-shower to prompt loved ones to buy baby stuff.

This made me laugh! I agree that it sounds like she has good intentions, but that sounds like the most awkward thing ever. Plus, put "cyber" in front of anything and it automatically sounds dirty for some reason. </blockquote

Exactly. Ugh.

I know she's suggesting it as a solution to us living so far away, but that's actually been working in my favor as of late. I'm 170lbs, pimply, with split ends and one decent outfit. I do not want to be seen right now. Besides, we all know how front-facing cameras make us go all funhouse mirror.

alinic916 · July 2015

trishee13 said:

WTF dunkin donuts employee.. Just went to get coffee with the guys from work and I ordered my coffee and the girl is like "you want decaf right?" I was like no regular she's like oh you really should have decaf? ::staring at bump::...I'm like NO GIVE ME ALL THE CAFFEINE!!!

I went to brunch with a friend yesterday and the lady asked my friend if she wanted coffee and she was going to take my coffee cup away. I was like, "I'd like some coffee too, please!!!!!"

My WTF is to my feet. While they aren't very swollen (maybe just a tiny bit), they are just throbbing half the time!! I get it that I work 12 hour shifts on my feet, and I pretty much expect that after a day of work at this point in my pregnancy. I do not expect them to be like that when I wake up in the morning after a day off work! I also have horrible plantar fasciitis in my left foot that has just gotten worse throughout the pregnancy. Hopefully maternity leave will give my feet a nice break and time to heal!!

komorebi · July 2015

MariahOBrien said:
I'm grouchy because our group has been called 'rude' more often than not recently.

I'm like, huh? I don't see how answering a question in a matter-of-fact way or posting a truly hilarious/light-hearted gif or meme is rude.

If anything, you're being rude for calling everyone else rude, no? Sigh. I'm gonna go eat a hot dog and try to figure out if I truly am a rude dude with a 'tude.

I agree! Also, let us each have a pregnant moment every now and then without it getting reported. We are swollen, hungry, and full of another human, maybe the snark is helpful instead of cyber smacking (dirty?) complete strangers.

komorebi · July 2015

MariahOBrien said:
Ok so while eating my hot dog, some lady side-eyed me and then whispered something to her friend, who then proceeded to also side-eye me. I had no choice but to channel my inner Blanche.

I was at Walgreens buying my SO energy drinks for his three doubles in hell's kitchen this week and i had a couple whisper and side eye me. The clerk mention what a good deal it was and i was tempted to ask for a pack of blunts just so that the old turds would drop dead.

cbolton19 · July 2015

millereliz13 said:

cbolton19 said:
WTF work. It has me so stressed out that I think I am stress puking. On top of that I slept so crappy last night. My stomach and back hurt. It's going to be a long day.
I'm so sorry you are feeling work stress. I'm sending positive vibes your way, hope your day gets better.

Thank you! I appreciate the good vibes, I could use them. : )

babymazzei · July 2015

WTF to getting all of these first trimester symptoms back?? Every time I lay down for bed, I get "morning" sickness and I'm waking up 2-3 times per night to pee. This all leads to a vicious cycle of being SO tired.

On top of that, my office smells like freshly cut grass... my window doesn't even open. WTF.

vamomtobe · July 2015

@komorebi, cyber smacking = totally dirty.

mak1020 · July 2015

Wtf dogs?!?!??? Why do you girls insist on waking me up EVERY night Between 12-3 am?!?!??! Not even to pee, just to scope out the yard for various animals that come thru the night. I am growing ur sibling in here and need all the sleep I can get. Oh and I forgot they don't wake up anyone else but me! And then it takes forever to fall back asleep. Ugh it's annoying. And I'm sick on top of it again, it's been a wtf week for me. Lol and wtf ear, I don't need it to be clogged... End rant lol

aah1013 · July 2015

I just heard some at Costco say they don't like pizza! I gasped and they turned to see me eating my slice at 10:30am.

MamaOwl15 · July 2015

Birdee212 said:
Also, I've been trying to resist posting anything about this because I generally stay away from shower threads and don't want to add another layer to cake, but my MIL wants to put on a cyber shower for me. A CYBER. SHOWER. As in via Skype. And of course I'm telling her no thanks. The whole idea, while well intentioned, is lonely and awkward to me. I'd be sitting on my couch alone watching other people present me with shit? Virtually?

If relatives really want to give us gifts for the baby, then they will ask for our mailing address or registry info and do it on their own. If no one gets us anything, it's totally cool. We don't have to throw a quasi-shower to prompt loved ones to buy baby stuff.

My mom wanted to throw me a "virtual" housewarming party when DH and I moved into our apartment. I guess she wanted to make up for the fact that I didn't have a bridal shower and my baby shower was really small . . . Of course I said no thanks, because that's weird and it's not like I needed anything.

DeeGreer · July 2015

I have a random rash on my arm that showed up as I was working. I sit at a desk...what the hell is this!? I haven't sprayed anything and the only thing I've touched besides my keyboard is an orange and my phone. I'M SO ITCHY!!!!

Birdee212 · July 2015

@MamaOwl15 It's a sweet thought but a virtual housewarming party seems more odd than a virtual baby shower, tbh.

MandahGirly · July 2015

It is so hot outside. It is 88 degrees and humid as f*ck and it is suppose to get hotter. I legit want to pass out. I need a kiddie pool or something ASAP.

My hips are starting to hurt all the time and I am literally going to cry about it. It is so freaking uncomfortable. The next 8-9 weeks are going to go sooooooo slow I just know it.

I'm also pretty sure baby has her butt pressed hard against my belly above my belly button. I keep trying to poke her to get her to move but she is basically like "screw you mom" ugh

jenb0203 · July 2015

I am having some of all of your WTF TOO! restless legs, peeing all night, annoying people commenting on anything. Also, WTF to hormones that make you cry uncontrollably for any reason. Yesterday I stubbed my toe on a moving box and it was like the end of the world in my head. Hopefully we will be in the new house on Saturday!

DeeGreer · July 2015

Oh. A coworker today saw me and said "what's up FATTY MCFAT-FAT!!!" ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!?!? the real WTF is his BLUE New Balance sneakers with a purple button up, gray pants and a black tie. WHAT A PRICK!! You dress like shit and if you say one more word to me I'm going to snap. X(

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