Well my Wednesday REALLY sucks. I don't think I have yet to vent here and now I can't help it. 1st day back from a 5 day weekend as I went home to visit and I rear end someone on the way to work. There was a quick stop at a traffic light and people backed up and my fat ass was digging in my bag of Cheerios for the last two and completely hit the person in front of me. Bc I sit high and close to wheel the airbag hit mainly rib and chest area so I am hoping everything is fine. I have a big scrape on hand from airbag. But could have been worse. Luckily I had an appt today anyway at hospital for growth check US so they were able to move my time up so I will be going in 30 mins. Just waiting for my rental car since my whole front of car is jacked up and had to be towed. :-( WTF weds!!! Pray for me!
Well my Wednesday REALLY sucks. I don't think I have yet to vent here and now I can't help it. 1st day back from a 5 day weekend as I went home to visit and I rear end someone on the way to work. There was a quick stop at a traffic light and people backed up and my fat ass was digging in my bag of Cheerios for the last two and completely hit the person in front of me. Bc I sit high and close to wheel the airbag hit mainly rib and chest area so I am hoping everything is fine. I have a big scrape on hand from airbag. But could have been worse. Luckily I had an appt today anyway at hospital for growth check US so they were able to move my time up so I will be going in 30 mins. Just waiting for my rental car since my whole front of car is jacked up and had to be towed. :-( WTF weds!!! Pray for me!
Wtf to my mom. She and my dad have their house for sale and have an offer accepted on a new house. They have three very large dogs in their house and I offered my fenced in yard for them to use for showings. Well they are coming over tonight for a showing that is at 7:30. Im going to bed at 8 so I can get up at 2:30 for work tomorrow. She got upset and said what will I do at your house when you are sleeping? I don't know, read a book. I need the sleep.
On top of that she knows I have been going nuts cleaning my house top to bottom and keeps hinting around that I need to come to her house and do the same thing. I can't help it you live in a 5000 sq ft house that is for sale and needs cleaned. I'll take care of my 1100 sq ft house that you make fun of and can't stand. I moved out and got married almost two years ago so I'm not your housekeeper any more.
Well my Wednesday REALLY sucks. I don't think I have yet to vent here and now I can't help it. 1st day back from a 5 day weekend as I went home to visit and I rear end someone on the way to work. There was a quick stop at a traffic light and people backed up and my fat ass was digging in my bag of Cheerios for the last two and completely hit the person in front of me. Bc I sit high and close to wheel the airbag hit mainly rib and chest area so I am hoping everything is fine. I have a big scrape on hand from airbag. But could have been worse. Luckily I had an appt today anyway at hospital for growth check US so they were able to move my time up so I will be going in 30 mins. Just waiting for my rental car since my whole front of car is jacked up and had to be towed. :-( WTF weds!!! Pray for me!
Yikes! That sounds awful! I got some positive vibes this morning and I am sending them on to you. Hope you and baby are ok!
@MamaOwl15 It's a sweet thought but a virtual housewarming party seems more odd than a virtual baby shower, tbh.
Especialky since the whole point of a housewarming is to "warm" your new home with the company of your friends, and gifts aren't really exkected (despite what Bed Bath and Beyond might think). The whole idea of a cyber shower is weird to me, too, but at least those are people who would've probably come to your actual shower and/or given you gifts anyway.
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My two year old is sick with a cold and yet he still has more energy than me. Also, I think I might be coming down with DS's cold.
***(Quote issues) @MamaOwl15, without fail, I always get my DD's colds!! I hope it doesn't last long!
WTF Doctors. We had so many ultrasounds and "scary" appointments because our baby was measuring small. I just left the doctor and now I am measuring ahead! Ugh FINALLY a little relief!
It is so hot outside. It is 88 degrees and humid as f*ck and it is suppose to get hotter. I legit want to pass out. I need a kiddie pool or something ASAP.
My hips are starting to hurt all the time and I am literally going to cry about it. It is so freaking uncomfortable. The next 8-9 weeks are going to go sooooooo slow I just know it.
I'm also pretty sure baby has her butt pressed hard against my belly above my belly button. I keep trying to poke her to get her to move but she is basically like "screw you mom" ugh
OH MAN. This made me seriously LOL - the heat AND my babe's head is in my rib cage and I spend 95% of my day that I am awake trying to move him/her so I can breathe. Already such a trouble maker!
I have a random rash on my arm that showed up as I was working. I sit at a desk...what the hell is this!? I haven't sprayed anything and the only thing I've touched besides my keyboard is an orange and my phone. I'M SO ITCHY!!!!
WTF random people opening my apartment door and startling me awake. I must've passed out on the couch while DS was watching "Bob the Builder."
Also, Benadryl, why have you done NOTHING to help DS's cold? I gave him some Benadryl, hoping it would clear up the congestion and maybe, just maybe make him sleepy/drowsy so he'd slow down and we both could get some rest today and not get sicker. But no . . .
Wtf dogs?!?!??? Why do you girls insist on waking me up EVERY night Between 12-3 am?!?!??! Not even to pee, just to scope out the yard for various animals that come thru the night. I am growing ur sibling in here and need all the sleep I can get. Oh and I forgot they don't wake up anyone else but me! And then it takes forever to fall back asleep. Ugh it's annoying. And I'm sick on top of it again, it's been a wtf week for me. Lol and wtf ear, I don't need it to be clogged... End rant lol
The dogs are just keeping you safe from possible scary things, like squirrels and racoons.
I had my mfm appointment this morning and I have my obgyn this afternoon. The mfm team had placed me on every 4 weeks the last few visits since my blood sugar has been good, but since we are 3rd trimester, I'm back to ever 2 to 3 weeks. Wtf, I will meet my out of pocket on my insurance before I give birth at this rate with two more growth ultrasounds and 2 time weekly NST starting in a week and a half.
It is so hot outside. It is 88 degrees and humid as f*ck and it is suppose to get hotter. I legit want to pass out. I need a kiddie pool or something ASAP.
My hips are starting to hurt all the time and I am literally going to cry about it. It is so freaking uncomfortable. The next 8-9 weeks are going to go sooooooo slow I just know it.
I'm also pretty sure baby has her butt pressed hard against my belly above my belly button. I keep trying to poke her to get her to move but she is basically like "screw you mom" ugh
WTF snissing!! Yesterday I sneezed and full on peed myself. Not the usual little bit that sneaks out, totally soaked underwear and shorts. I didn't even know I had to pee! Thank god I was still at home and by myself, so it could have been worse. Although I'm pretty sure my cat side-eyed me...
It is so hot outside. It is 88 degrees and humid as f*ck and it is suppose to get hotter. I legit want to pass out. I need a kiddie pool or something ASAP.
My hips are starting to hurt all the time and I am literally going to cry about it. It is so freaking uncomfortable. The next 8-9 weeks are going to go sooooooo slow I just know it.
I'm also pretty sure baby has her butt pressed hard against my belly above my belly button. I keep trying to poke her to get her to move but she is basically like "screw you mom" ugh
WTF dreams? I woke up crying this morning because my dream (nightmare!?) had me so upset!
So this dream - I come home to find our bed perfectly made, as though it's from a hotel. And my brain goes, "Who made this bed? Definitely not him!" and so I confront him, and he confesses that he's slept with Brooke.[Side note: we know no one named Brooke... but I was talking about One Tree Hill yesterday??] He goes on to explain that we never have sex because I go to sleep early and he stays up late, so we never have sex anymore. [Not actually true - we still have plenty o' sex.] Then my dream skips ahead to me talking with friends about it and one girl goes, "Oh yeah, honey, he's been fucking her for 10 months. You definitely need to divorce him. He's been cheating on you!" and Dream Me goes into a mental tailspin of this "reality" and how alone I'll be and how much I love him and will miss him and how did this happen and how are we getting a divorce??
Naturally, I wake up, sobbing going, "Oh my God, oh my God" which my sweet husband thinks something is wrong with me or the baby and instead I respond, "YOU WERE FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE FOR 10 MONTHS AND WE HAD TO DIVORCE. DON'T LEAVE ME!" Poor guy spent the next 30 minutes consoling my sobs and saying how Dream Him was a dick.
@nd WTF for today - WTF hormones and emotions?? Been crazy uncomfortable for months and so hot i can barely breathe.( Gotta love GA humidity.) Can't stand to be touched or hugged on because my skin is crawling all the time and so hot. Now i'm sitting on the couch crying because i want a nap and DH isn't home to cuddle with me???? I can't take it....
WTF, my mom is bitching that my SILs are using email for shower RSVPs. She doesn't think you should send a paper invitation and want an email RSVP back, and that people are going to spell the email address wrong. I want to scream at her "YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T GET IT!!" Email RSVPs are totally normal for showers, imo. Am I wrong?
My two year old is sick with a cold and yet he still has more energy than me. Also, I think I might be coming down with DS's cold.
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@MamaOwl15, without fail, I always get my DD's colds!! I hope it doesn't last long!
Oh yeah, I'm definitely getting his cold. I feel the tell-tale sore throat coming on. Plus he's got some stomach distress along with it. I so hope I don't get that.
@lnord7 My husband says the same thing! "Dream Joe is an ass!"
Dream Husbands are the worst! Crazily, this was the fourth installment of "Husband Leaving You" nightmares I've had since being pregnant. Stupid hormones.
WTF, my mom is bitching that my SILs are using email for shower RSVPs. She doesn't think you should send a paper invitation and want an email RSVP back, and that people are going to spell the email address wrong. I want to scream at her "YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T GET IT!!" Email RSVPs are totally normal for showers, imo. Am I wrong?
Email RSVPs are not normal where I live or in my circle. Always a phone number especially since usually I am dealing with an older crowd. Like grandparents of the bride to be or mother to be, aunts, etc. Sometimes a text will come from people our age when I'm hosting but nope I would never have an email as the way to respond either.
WTF, my mom is bitching that my SILs are using email for shower RSVPs. She doesn't think you should send a paper invitation and want an email RSVP back, and that people are going to spell the email address wrong. I want to scream at her "YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T GET IT!!" Email RSVPs are totally normal for showers, imo. Am I wrong?
Email RSVPs are not normal where I live or in my circle. Always a phone number especially since usually I am dealing with an older crowd. Like grandparents of the bride to be or mother to be, aunts, etc. Sometimes a text will come from people our age when I'm hosting but nope I would never have an email as the way to respond either.
If it was me, I wouldn't care how you RSVP. E-mail, call, text, Facebook message, send an owl . . . Just RSVP.
WTF, my mom is bitching that my SILs are using email for shower RSVPs. She doesn't think you should send a paper invitation and want an email RSVP back, and that people are going to spell the email address wrong. I want to scream at her "YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T GET IT!!" Email RSVPs are totally normal for showers, imo. Am I wrong?
Email RSVPs are not normal where I live or in my circle. Always a phone number especially since usually I am dealing with an older crowd. Like grandparents of the bride to be or mother to be, aunts, etc. Sometimes a text will come from people our age when I'm hosting but nope I would never have an email as the way to respond either.
If it was me, I wouldn't care how you RSVP. E-mail, call, text, Facebook message, send an owl . . . Just RSVP.
Is there a particular etiquette for this?
It's pretty normal for my friends to send Evites or have an email RSVP. I think it depends on what is normal within your social circle and maybe part of the country. I don't know what the actual "etiquette" is.
The only issue is when older family members are involved, but the invites I'm talking about typically only go to peers who are online all the time anyway. A more formal event like a wedding for my friends often has email or online RSVP as an option, with another way to respond as well.
WTF, my mom is bitching that my SILs are using email for shower RSVPs. She doesn't think you should send a paper invitation and want an email RSVP back, and that people are going to spell the email address wrong. I want to scream at her "YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T GET IT!!" Email RSVPs are totally normal for showers, imo. Am I wrong?
Email RSVPs are not normal where I live or in my circle. Always a phone number especially since usually I am dealing with an older crowd. Like grandparents of the bride to be or mother to be, aunts, etc. Sometimes a text will come from people our age when I'm hosting but nope I would never have an email as the way to respond either.
If it was me, I wouldn't care how you RSVP. E-mail, call, text, Facebook message, send an owl . . . Just RSVP.
Is there a particular etiquette for this?
I don't know if there is an actual etiquette per se but I think email only is not appropriate when sending an invite in the mail.
WTF teenage children of mine, why must you stink??? I do love that you enjoy hanging outside with your friends this summer but every time you come back in the house I want to vomit from your stench! Oh and all your stinky teenage friends that you want to bring through the house is fine but OMG I can't take the smell any longer!! BTW, Axe body spray just makes it smell like stinky teenager and chemicals. Blah!!
@leighann1 I start back to teaching in 2 weeks. I have a mixed aged room (special Ed) of 4th-6th graders. Do you think passing out deodorant as a welcome back to school present would be wrong??? If it is, I don't think I want to be right!!
@leighann1 I start back to teaching in 2 weeks. I have a mixed aged room (special Ed) of 4th-6th graders. Do you think passing out deodorant as a welcome back to school present would be wrong??? If it is, I don't think I want to be right!!
When the asst. principal comes to speak to the 5th graders about middle school at my school one of the first things he takes about is taking a shower. As he says the Axe body spray only does so much. One of my students got up from one of my chairs one time and literally the stink didn't go away for the whole day.
This isn't a complaint as much as I want to talk about the satisfaction of slamming down a landline phone. My fight with UPS ended today with me using some not-so-nice words and then slamming down my office phone. Was I returning rudeness with rudeness and therefore just as much in the wrong? YES. But man did that feel good. Almost makes me want a home phone just so I can hang up on people.
This isn't a complaint as much as I want to talk about the satisfaction of slamming down a landline phone. My fight with UPS ended today with me using some not-so-nice words and then slamming down my office phone. Was I returning rudeness with rudeness and therefore just as much in the wrong? YES. But man did that feel good. Almost makes me want a home phone just so I can hang up on people.
I personally miss the old flip phones and getting to "slam" it shut with one hand. Tapping extra hard on my iPhone just isn't the same!
Re: WTF Wednesday
On top of that she knows I have been going nuts cleaning my house top to bottom and keeps hinting around that I need to come to her house and do the same thing. I can't help it you live in a 5000 sq ft house that is for sale and needs cleaned. I'll take care of my 1100 sq ft house that you make fun of and can't stand. I moved out and got married almost two years ago so I'm not your housekeeper any more.
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@MamaOwl15, without fail, I always get my DD's colds!! I hope it doesn't last long!
Also, Benadryl, why have you done NOTHING to help DS's cold? I gave him some Benadryl, hoping it would clear up the congestion and maybe, just maybe make him sleepy/drowsy so he'd slow down and we both could get some rest today and not get sicker. But no . . .
@christina4436 I hope your day gets better.
I had my mfm appointment this morning and I have my obgyn this afternoon. The mfm team had placed me on every 4 weeks the last few visits since my blood sugar has been good, but since we are 3rd trimester, I'm back to ever 2 to 3 weeks. Wtf, I will meet my out of pocket on my insurance before I give birth at this rate with two more growth ultrasounds and 2 time weekly NST starting in a week and a half.
@SweetnSassy23 I LOVE cantaloupe. In fact, I love all fruit. I would love to be swimming inside a giant pool of fruit salad right now....
If I could find a way to make that work without being stuck in there for the rest of the day I would do it. I might consider doing it anyway...
@MamaOwl15, without fail, I always get my DD's colds!! I hope it doesn't last long!
Oh yeah, I'm definitely getting his cold. I feel the tell-tale sore throat coming on. Plus he's got some stomach distress along with it. I so hope I don't get that.
If it was me, I wouldn't care how you RSVP. E-mail, call, text, Facebook message, send an owl . . . Just RSVP.
Is there a particular etiquette for this?
I don't know if there is an actual etiquette per se but I think email only is not appropriate when sending an invite in the mail.
3 perks of pregnancy
#1 I get a baby outta the deal
#2 I don't have to suck in for 9+ months
#3 no periods or lady products
So explain to me why I just bought panty liners??? I have had zero discharge thus far and then this week... WTF is happening to me!?!?!?!
I know it's normal and I am not concerned just annoyed. Can a girl get a break?