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You might be pregnant...

finesse10986finesse10986 member
in March 2016 Moms
I'm sure most of you have heard Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" routine. I thought it would be fun to do our own version  :D

You might be pregnant if your boobs hurt just from walking too fast
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    skruhminskruhmin member
    You have a bipolar appetite and ice cream for breakfast is absolutely acceptable
    DS1 - 9/21/11
    DS2 - 7/4/14
    DS3 - 2/21/16
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    skruhminskruhmin member
    Your husband has been known to throw food at you just so you don't eat his hand off due to extreme hunger
    DS1 - 9/21/11
    DS2 - 7/4/14
    DS3 - 2/21/16
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    Our family of 5 is complete!!  Love our boys!

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    EmeraldSeaEmeraldSea member
    You lay down behind your desk in your office for well past your lunch hour. And didn't care how long the carpet has or has not been cleaned.
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    JLaVO888JLaVO888 member
    edited July 2015
    Your changing emotions makes the worlds largest roller coaster look like a kiddy ride.
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    finesse10986finesse10986 member
    Stormiewinter said:
    I have another one... (Tmi warning) You go for a 2 mile jog because your nausea isn't too bad only to have to cut it short and sprint for home because instead your pregnancy diarrhea is back! This is my fourth such trip today!
    This made me laugh out loud. Just yesterday I started to experience this oh-so-lovely symptom myself 
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    PNWlady253PNWlady253 member
    finesse10986 said:


    Stormiewinter said:

    I have another one... (Tmi warning)
    You go for a 2 mile jog because your nausea isn't too bad only to have to cut it short and sprint for home because instead your pregnancy diarrhea is back! This is my fourth such trip today!

    This made me laugh out loud. Just yesterday I started to experience this oh-so-lovely symptom myself 

    Just be glad you made it back in time. We'll leave it at that.
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    ljlockwoodljlockwood member
    When you run face first into the bathroom door at 4am on your fifth trip to the bathroom that night...
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    Peachie89Peachie89 member
    When the only time you feel like eating is right after getting sick
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    mrskimm09mrskimm09 member
    Your feet swell from no reason at all. 
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    MC: June 6 2010 @ 18 weeks
    DS: December 19, 2011
    MC: October 2, 2015 @ 14 weeks


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    JLaVO888JLaVO888 member
    smccorkill said:

    You eat an entire watermelon in one sitting ... :\">

    That sounds so amazing right about now. I know what I'm buying at the store tomorrow.
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    mommytobe2122mommytobe2122 member
    Right at the moment you sit down at the table already feel like you are full just after you prepared a meal with passion:) Or at the moment you are done with your dinner you feel like you didn't even get started :))
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    pastedfragmentspastedfragments member
    If you don't want to get out of bed in the morning because you feel nauseated and don't wanna deal with it.
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    kmorin523kmorin523 member
    pastedfragments said:

    Oh, and I would also add.... when you really just don't trust a burp.

    Know this problem all too well right now!
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    samkstewart1samkstewart1 member
    The only people who know you're pregnant are your husband and the local bartenders you have to over tip for mocktails so that people don't start asking questions...
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    liboswellliboswell member
    When you could eat the house down in junk food and healthy food is hard to swallow!
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    Ketrin LekaKetrin Leka member
    When you bend down to buckle your baby in the car seat and you pull your head out just in time for the vomit to miss your son
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    mjohns9682mjohns9682 member
    You have the urge to eat cookie dough and pickles....together.
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    tkane7tkane7 member
    When you eat an entire bag of kettle chips everyday and the daddy gets the wrong kind and you pout like a little girl or ten minutes, And eat them anyways. Damn hormones
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    Kath525Kath525 member
    You have to remind yourself that stripping in public is illegal no matter how bad the hot flashes get!
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    mamamiller2k15mamamiller2k15 member
    Kath525 said:

    You have to remind yourself that stripping in public is illegal no matter how bad the hot flashes get!

    Oh my gosh yes! I am usually a cold natured person but I have been sweating like a hooker in church at night!
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