You might be pregnant...

finesse10986

I'm sure most of you have heard Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" routine. I thought it would be fun to do our own version 

You might be pregnant if your boobs hurt just from walking too fast

Newlywed_Amanda

If you sit down for a minute and end up falling asleep.

smushi

If one second something sounds delicious but as soon as you get a whiff of it, you go running for the hills.

skruhmin

You have a bipolar appetite and ice cream for breakfast is absolutely acceptable

skruhmin

Your husband has been known to throw food at you just so you don't eat his hand off due to extreme hunger

skruhmin

Your poor husband hasn't been laid in weeks due to extreme exhaustion

blueeyedrose86

You get dizzy just laying down.

Your husband isn't allowed to touch your boobs, because owwie.

Stormiewinter

You ate dinner an hour ago but already feel like you never haven't eaten in days!

Smallangel

Your stomach swells up like it's being filled with helium in a balloon...

fishstick31

You're running out of excuses for why you can't grab a drink!

Stormiewinter

I have another one... (Tmi warning)
You go for a 2 mile jog because your nausea isn't too bad only to have to cut it short and sprint for home because instead your pregnancy diarrhea is back! This is my fourth such trip today!

EmeraldSea

You lay down behind your desk in your office for well past your lunch hour. And didn't care how long the carpet has or has not been cleaned.

SmilesMcGee

You pee when you sneeze (FTM probably haven't experienced this yet......but you will ;;) )

JLaVO888

Your changing emotions makes the worlds largest roller coaster look like a kiddy ride.

finesse10986

Stormiewinter said:

I have another one... (Tmi warning) You go for a 2 mile jog because your nausea isn't too bad only to have to cut it short and sprint for home because instead your pregnancy diarrhea is back! This is my fourth such trip today!

This made me laugh out loud. Just yesterday I started to experience this oh-so-lovely symptom myself 

lindscnn1

When you make 3 different plates of food because your not sure which one you'll actually be able to eat.

PNWlady253

finesse10986 said:

Stormiewinter said:

I have another one... (Tmi warning)
You go for a 2 mile jog because your nausea isn't too bad only to have to cut it short and sprint for home because instead your pregnancy diarrhea is back! This is my fourth such trip today!

This made me laugh out loud. Just yesterday I started to experience this oh-so-lovely symptom myself 

Just be glad you made it back in time. We'll leave it at that.

ljlockwood

When you run face first into the bathroom door at 4am on your fifth trip to the bathroom that night...

Peachie89

When the only time you feel like eating is right after getting sick

mrskimm09

Your feet swell from no reason at all. 

jstanton0822

You make a plate of food, eat two bites and get nauseated, get hungry 10 minutes later, make a plate of something else, eat two bites and get nauseated again! ARGH!!!!!

MaterSalad1986

You eat a box of Popsicles in two days flat.

OneRainDrop

You buy anything and everything at the store because EVERYTHING sounds SO good, but when it comes down to actually eat, you can't stomach any of the groceries you just bought.

smccorkill

You eat an entire watermelon in one sitting ... ">

JLaVO888

smccorkill said:

You eat an entire watermelon in one sitting ... ">

That sounds so amazing right about now. I know what I'm buying at the store tomorrow.

bslightner1

If you eat a whole jar of pickles, and drink the juice in 2 days...

mommytobe2122

Right at the moment you sit down at the table already feel like you are full just after you prepared a meal with passion:) Or at the moment you are done with your dinner you feel like you didn't even get started )

MrsPittman13

You cook your favorite meal only to realize that sautéed peppers now smell like poop.

pastedfragments

If you don't want to get out of bed in the morning because you feel nauseated and don't wanna deal with it.

pastedfragments

Oh, and I would also add.... when you really just don't trust a burp.

kmorin523

pastedfragments said:

Oh, and I would also add.... when you really just don't trust a burp.

Know this problem all too well right now!

samkstewart1

The only people who know you're pregnant are your husband and the local bartenders you have to over tip for mocktails so that people don't start asking questions...

liboswell

When you could eat the house down in junk food and healthy food is hard to swallow!

Ketrin Leka

When you bend down to buckle your baby in the car seat and you pull your head out just in time for the vomit to miss your son

mjohns9682

You have the urge to eat cookie dough and pickles....together.

meganmarie1087

Waking up exhausted from a full nights sleep.

tkane7

When you eat an entire bag of kettle chips everyday and the daddy gets the wrong kind and you pout like a little girl or ten minutes, And eat them anyways. Damn hormones

Kath525

You have to remind yourself that stripping in public is illegal no matter how bad the hot flashes get!

mamamiller2k15

Kath525 said:

You have to remind yourself that stripping in public is illegal no matter how bad the hot flashes get!

Oh my gosh yes! I am usually a cold natured person but I have been sweating like a hooker in church at night!