Wtf self. Why did you wait so long to go through the boys things for the baby and kids sale in two weeks. Right now my entire upstairs is full of toys, clothes, bedding you name it I have it. At this point I feel like opening my house would be easier than pricing and toting all this to the sale. Good news is our entire attic is now basically empty so DH can't complain when I bring back all the girl things I can find.
What the actual fuck?! One of the ladies I work with had no idea I was pregnant.. This is my 2nd and I'm HUGE. I made a comment about how I can only waddle so fast and she said, "Waddling is for pregnant ladies. Does that mean you're pregnant?" Yup.. Sure am. Only 10 weeks left as a matter of fact. I don't work in that department and only see her 3X a week but still! There are new ladies that noticed and asked when I was due right away.. Better than assuming I gained a beer gut..
WTF insomnia! I can barely keep my eyes open during the day at my desk, but once I get home and can go to bed, I get restless legs and cannot sleep. So frustrating!
WTF dogs! Wanting to be let out three times a night the last couple nights is going to drive me over the edge! I NEED sleep! They didn't even have to go to the bathroom. It's like they're preparing us for the baby three months in advance! BOOHOO!
WTF....why do people have to be so disrespectful to other people's cars/property? I went to the hospital today for my appt and glucose test and walk back out to the lot and notice that the person who parked in front of me backed into the spot AND it was a truck. So I of course went to check the front of my brand new car that I haven't had for even a week yet....and they obviously backed into. Luckily they only bent and cracked the license plate holder. But WTF! Leave a damn note and apologize at least! I took pics of the truck license plates and of my car in case I found something later. I tried to park "far away" but there really isn't a far away in our hospital parking lot!
Luckily there's some nice gifs going around to put me in a better mood! I'm sick of the nasties we've had on our board the last few days. Lurkey loo's should not be able to post negatively on other's boards and stir shit! If you don't have anything positive to say then move on....you're not being helpful.
WTF I think my baby girl is sitting right on my colon, and it's like someone stepping on a firehouse. I've seen people on here talk about constipation before, but it really only hit me hard this week. It is super painful. I'm finally going to have to force myself to take something, because it feels like I need to crap ninja stars.
OMG this is my life right now!! Also thanks for making me have to cover up my laugh with a cough at work..."crap ninja stars" hahahaha!!
I failed the two-hour glucose screen by a few points!! I realize it's not really my fault. I'm 5'5 and weighed between 125 and 130 pre pregnancy. I've gained about 15 lbs at 27 weeks and I am a triathlete who eats well (limited simple carbs and sugars, plenty of veggies and lean meats). This guilty feeling sucks.
Meeting with a specialist on Friday to create an even better diet/exercise plan. I don't care about giving up the few indulgences I have, but I really hope and pray that I can control this with diet/exercise alone and follow through on my plan to have a healthy/normal sized baby via an unmedicated birth at my birth center.
All the research says that if your diet is controlled and blood sugar is monitored the outcomes are good. Fingers crossed it all goes well for you.
Adding another one. There's a tornado that hasn't touched down yet but moved quickly over the city I work in. We live in the town right outside of the city and the tornado is now right above it! My poor little dog is home all by himself and the thought of him scared just made me seriously ugly cry. My skin tone has been changing too frequently to keep my foundation color up with it so now I have ugly streaks down my cheeks. Let me go home damn it!
WTF to the employee at Kid-to-Kid trying to buy, literally, 25 pieces of barely/never used 18 mo clothing for $8? Lol no thanks. Took it to the location 5 miles down the highway and they gave me $20.
Also, my life is that much closer to being complete. I witnessed a Sonic food runner eat shit, HARD, on his rollerblades. I. Freakin. Died. I had to roll up my car window because I could not stop the giggle fit happening. Physical comedy is THE BEST!
Also, my life is that much closer to being complete. I witnessed a Sonic food runner eat shit, HARD, on his rollerblades. I. Freakin. Died. I had to roll up my car window because I could not stop the giggle fit happening. Physical comedy is THE BEST!
You saw me, circa 2004. I lived that life in high school and I once face planted into the hood of a car and then onto the pavement. The most embarrassing thing ever! Worst part was that I was bleeding from like 11 1/2 different places and the lady driving the car was so beyond pissed that her vehicle broke my fall to the concrete. I just profusely apologized and rolled my broken self back into the store. Lol! If I was with you today, I probably would have hollered at the boy and then laughed right along with you.
PS - I've only seen one boy carhop in my life and I always felt like it was a unicorn sighting. Way to punch that glass ceiling, kid!
Also, my life is that much closer to being complete. I witnessed a Sonic food runner eat shit, HARD, on his rollerblades. I. Freakin. Died. I had to roll up my car window because I could not stop the giggle fit happening. Physical comedy is THE BEST!
This just made me laugh and made my dog stare at me. Mostly because my mom and I were at a sonic once and I got out of the vehicle to get something in the back seat. I forgot we were parked next to a giant menu board and turned too fast and clothes lined my face into the damn menu board. I feel down and all my mom did was laugh at me.
Wtf I'm wearing a maternity shirt and my button popped off! Like on the center of my shirt between my boobs and belly. Luckily our studio has a workroom and I was able to sew it on!
@morganabyrd every time I think about you face planting into the hood of a car, I lose it. I feel bad, but I cannot control this laughter. My husband is laughing too.
@tate62610 Scars heal, but the memory remains, my friend.
And in my defense, it was a really long hood on the car, like a Camaro or Firebird or something, and she pulled up way too far. My fat feet in skate couldn't make the squeeze.
Wtf Wednesday.... Me and the husband had a HUGE fight today over the fact that when I am in labor he is pissed I don't want him to leave the room to go smoke .... Seriously!!!! I told him leave but I won't let the nurses let him back on the maternity floor ...... MEN !!!!!
WTF? Is it just me or are missing a certain dancing gif thread?
Um yes we are. I was saving that one for last to look at after I got some stuff done and it is now gone. I looked on pages 1-3 and searched what I thought was the title and poof! Disappear. I wonder if a bump admin took it down because it had negative bump review screen shots on it? Disappointed.
Maybe we need a whole new thread of gifs again. I don't do it right or else I would start one. Maybe our ring leader who has been blessed with the gift of gif @BrooklynBroussard or someone else can jump on that??
WTF it rained all day here like absolute down poured we had beach plans ... so I went and picked up arts and crafts and my niece and came back home and did arts and crafts with my son and her all day/night and I had so much fun, I swear I had more fun then them !
I was reading my kid a bunch of Dr Seuss books before bed. Now I'm trying to read my daily blogs and I keep trying to read them like they are supposed to rhyme like a Dr Seuss book. I can't stop doing. Wtf I think I need to take a break.
2nd WTF goes out to our dog-- wtf are you suddenly pooping in the office?! Why aren't you pooping outside when we take you, but then leave a stinker inside? We've had you for a month and this is the first you've done this! (
A positive wtf! I forgot to tell yall I found my dog!! He was picked up by animal control. I found him on the 19th and his euthanization date was...today actually! I had a gut feeling to go in after I'd been calling them all week and found him right away. I bawled my eyes out like a moron. I was freaking out. I CALLED AND TOLD THEM HE HAD ON A RED 550 CORD KONG COLLAR AND THEY SAID HE WASN'T THERE!! and his tags were mysteriously gone... I'm so relieved he's home though! :x
Re: WTF Wednesday
One of the ladies I work with had no idea I was pregnant..
This is my 2nd and I'm HUGE.
I made a comment about how I can only waddle so fast and she said, "Waddling is for pregnant ladies. Does that mean you're pregnant?"
Yup.. Sure am. Only 10 weeks left as a matter of fact.
I don't work in that department and only see her 3X a week but still! There are new ladies that noticed and asked when I was due right away.. Better than assuming I gained a beer gut..
OMG this is my life right now!! Also thanks for making me have to cover up my laugh with a cough at work..."crap ninja stars" hahahaha!!
You saw me, circa 2004. I lived that life in high school and I once face planted into the hood of a car and then onto the pavement. The most embarrassing thing ever! Worst part was that I was bleeding from like 11 1/2 different places and the lady driving the car was so beyond pissed that her vehicle broke my fall to the concrete. I just profusely apologized and rolled my broken self back into the store. Lol! If I was with you today, I probably would have hollered at the boy and then laughed right along with you.
PS - I've only seen one boy carhop in my life and I always felt like it was a unicorn sighting. Way to punch that glass ceiling, kid!
And in my defense, it was a really long hood on the car, like a Camaro or Firebird or something, and she pulled up way too far. My fat feet in skate couldn't make the squeeze.