Ingrown hairs in the bikini line despite getting waxed, breaking out between my boobs (seriously?!), and my entire undercarriage is always so damp and swampy that I sweat through several pairs of underwear a day.
I got my hair cut yesterday and I was super hot and sweaty under the cover thingy they put over me. I had on shorts and when I got up there was a puddle of sweat on the chair!! :-O it looked like I had peed myself!! I was so embarrassed. The girls in the salon assured me I wasn't the only one but seriously... eeew!!
Also, is it weird that I'm super excited to have leaked a teeny bit of colostrum this morning? )
I've only got so many clothes that fit me, and I'm having to change my shorts a lot due to crotch smell :-S I've certainly kept my washing machine busy.
Contractions.. Losing my MP :-& .. I am very convinced I have the weakest stomach. Haven't stopped throwing up since seeing it! My procardia stopped working. ( fun stuff over here!
Let's see. ... I think I have a rainforest where my vag used to be. I can't see it to shave it. Though I'm embarrassed, I also don't care at the same time. I pee myself everytime I laugh or sneeze (thank goodness for level 4 poise panty liners). I notice that my deodorant no longer works for me. I've never been a smelly person, but lately. ... gross. I now shower 3xs a day. Once early morning when hubby leaves for work, afternoon when I wake up again, and at night before bed. My skin feels like sandpaper from all the soap action =/
Let me begin with, I had awful heartburn all day yesterday. Last night I was feeling bad for DH and a bit guilty do to our lack of intimacy, it just plain hurts at this point, so I decided to take matters into my own *eh hem* mouth. I managed to get the job done, but then... threw up in my mouth, accidentally coughed it on him while trying to miss him and not choke, made it to the bathroom where I then violently vomited out the burger I had eaten an hour before. He was a good sport about it at least!
I've been playing a game with how much I can creep/gross out my SO lately... to no avail. Everything is funny to him, even when I describe my shiny new hemorrhoids in great detail by comparing my butt hole to an almondjoy. Or when I ask him to check me closely for stretchmarks, or stick my belly out into the doorway ever so slowly and see how long it takes him to notice from watching tv. I even took a pic of my poop after 6 days of constipation to show him how a real lady takes a dump. He was impressed! This man is a keeper for sure.
I've been playing a game with how much I can creep/gross out my SO lately... to no avail. Everything is funny to him, even when I describe my shiny new hemorrhoids in great detail by comparing my butt hole to an almondjoy. Or when I ask him to check me closely for stretchmarks, or stick my belly out into the doorway ever so slowly and see how long it takes him to notice from watching tv. I even took a pic of my poop after 6 days of constipation to show him how a real lady takes a dump. He was impressed! This man is a keeper for sure.
Ha! My dude told me the other day "I read about those perineum massages that could help keep you from tearing... I'll totally rub your taint for you."
I'm a sweaty mess over here, too! No matter how much I would love to leave my hair down, it is just too hot/humid to leave it that way while out and about. I got home, pulled out my hairtie and my hair is soaking wet! So gross!
I am still throwing up 2-3 times a day. I used to shower every time. Now I just wash my hands splash some water on my fave and get on with it. I'm sure I smell like vomit 98% of the time. Burberry Britt anyone?
Discharge, discharge, and more discharge!! I can't seem to stay "fresh" down there no matter what I wear or how often I shower. It's sick!!
Ugh same here! I go thru panty liners like crazy! that and I've been having horrible heart burn, makes my stomach hurt. Not to mention when my daughter kicks it feels like she's coming thru my vagina! I have 5 more weeks!
I went into an epic sneezing fit while in the pool today. Needless to say, I peed. Good thing it's my pool! Sorry kiddos for the pee tainted swim...
When I was a little girl my moms friend told me if I peed in the pool it would turn purple and everyone would knowwho did it! Scared me enough not to find out! Lol
I'm jealous I can't think of anything gross. Besides being sweaty. But I have totally been using the Johnsons Baby Wash that has the lotion in it meant for baby and DS and using it myself when I shower. Also, it has been too long since I changed our bed sheets.
I went into an epic sneezing fit while in the pool today. Needless to say, I peed. Good thing it's my pool! Sorry kiddos for the pee tainted swim...
When I was a little girl my moms friend told me if I peed in the pool it would turn purple and everyone would knowwho did it! Scared me enough not to find out! Lol
I'm jealous I can't think of anything gross. Besides being sweaty. But I have totally been using the Johnsons Baby Wash that has the lotion in it meant for baby and DS and using it myself when I shower.
Also, it has been too long since I changed our bed sheets.
Our neighbor used this same threat, but I think it was green.
Ive been so smelly lately. i seriously cant control the body odor, ANYWHERE! It's embarrassing but really what can i do lol. I load up on deodorant, wash extra "down there" and put powder in between my boobs abd legs, but 5 hours will pass by and ill start to smell! Its horrible!
Apparently I didn't notice when a large chunk of my mucus plug fell out into the toilet. Also, when I flushed it, it didn't flush. DH had quite the gross surprise when he went to pee! He looked horrified and asked what that was. The look of horror only got funnier as I explained lol!
My buttcrack always sweats so much!' Even when I'm not hot and the rest of me isn't sweating. I have zits on my butt too!! Quite annoying and painful. I woke up this morning with a huge colostrum stain on my shirt...like 2 inches in diameter. My chins are having babies...baby chins. My butt muscles must be relaxing due to the relaxin because I keep accidentally farting at work and I'm so embarrassed X_X
After reading this entire thread, I'm feeling MUCH better about all the craziness going on with my body. I can relate to just about every post (including acid reflux/throw up after a little present for my husband)... Also... My nether region sweat got so bad the other day it was dripping down my inner thigh and I freaked thinking my water must have broken... I ran to the bathroom and realized that no, it's not broken, I'm just a sweaty-hot hippo.
Last night hubby and I were having sex and he says Um did your water just brake!??? I sat up, laughed and said I don't think so... I had to take a few mins to laugh it off because it had never crossed my mind that could happen during sex!!! Lol funny story but sad it ended our night as I was to sore from laughing and jubby was to weirded out. ( water didn't break I figure I was just extra wetness maybe pee??? At this point I don't know but I do know it wasn't my water breaking and it freaked him out. Happens sometimes)
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Also, is it weird that I'm super excited to have leaked a teeny bit of colostrum this morning?
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My dude told me the other day "I read about those perineum massages that could help keep you from tearing... I'll totally rub your taint for you."
Keeper.
I'm jealous I can't think of anything gross. Besides being sweaty. But I have totally been using the Johnsons Baby Wash that has the lotion in it meant for baby and DS and using it myself when I shower.
Also, it has been too long since I changed our bed sheets.
Our neighbor used this same threat, but I think it was green.
Colten James - 9/9/2005
Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012
SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
( water didn't break I figure I was just extra wetness maybe pee??? At this point I don't know but I do know it wasn't my water breaking and it freaked him out. Happens sometimes)