TMI Tuesday

breezymeema7

Let's commiserate is our shared pregnant grossness

 

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breezymeema7

Every time I am pregnant, my butt breaks out in zits. ">

toccoaparker

I have turned into a fat, lazy, slob ( I even sent DH a text letting him know I will not be getting out of the bed today. Let me be and let me wallow in my bed as I stuff my face with anything I can get my hands on X_X

chavemann10

I have developed another UTI that is now in my kidneys...and the medicine does weird stuff to me...I can barely function because it makes me sleepy AND I swear my pee glows in the dark! (It's really just neon yellow, but definitely looks like it would glow)

beep6610

I've had the worst acid reflux these past few days... I woke up in the middle of the night choking on acid/vomit? Still not really sure. It was scary and disgusting, I sat at the toilet for a bit to spit it all out. I went back to sleep sitting up.

EmEeGee

breezymeema7 said:

Every time I am pregnant, my butt breaks out in zits. ">

I don't know why this made me lol. I'm sorry for your struggle.

I went to the bathroom just to pee the other day and left the door open because my husband was upstairs (we don't use the restroom in plain view of each other). Well it quickly escalated into more than just having to pee. I heard him coming downstairs and I yelled for him to wait because the door was open. He said, "ew... Close the door!". My response was, "I didn't know it was going to turn into a poop!" When I came out into the living room, sitting on the table was a piece of paper that read: Pregnancy Log - Month 9. Quote: "I didn't know it was going to turn into a poop!"

At least he has a sense of humor.

babyyyy3

beep6610 said:

I've had the worst acid reflux these past few days... I woke up in the middle of the night choking on acid/vomit? Still not really sure. It was scary and disgusting, I sat at the toilet for a bit to spit it all out. I went back to sleep sitting up.

I went through that last week. I got myself so upset I started throwing up extra and crying! I also sat up sleeping for the rest of the night. I hope for you its only one time that was last night!

jesselayne8

I rubbed deodorant on my inner thighs today so my chub wouldn't rub in my maxi skirt. I saw it on a show about plus size ladies looking for love. BTW it works like a charm;)

saroos3137

I don't know if it's pregnancy related, but I've had a seriously huge infection from an ingrown hair right by my vag for weeks. DH has used a medical needle to try to drain it, and last week, the Dr. told me to put warm compresses on it and try draining, and it's still there! I get waxed, and ever since I got pregnant, I've had the worst ingrown hairs down there. As if there aren't enough things going on down there while pregnant...

breezymeema7

jesselayne8 said:

I rubbed deodorant on my inner thighs today so my chub wouldn't rub in my maxi skirt. I saw it on a show about plus size ladies looking for love. BTW it works like a charm;)

Throw some baby powder on top of the deodorant and your thighs will feel and glide like butter

Miz_Liz

breezymeema7 said:

Every time I am pregnant, my butt breaks out in zits. ">

OMG I was literally just upstairs showering and such (yes, I know it is already almost 1:00 pm) and I was thinking, "Hmmm...what gross thing do I have going on that would be appropriate for that thread? And the first thing that came to mind is, "I feel like I get zits on my butt lately!" HAHAH.....we can be zit butt buddies

carleym93

I've sprayed my poor baby in the face with breast milk more than once today. Then she chokes. Thank God for the lactation consultant appt this afternoon X_X

breezymeema7

Miz_Liz said:

breezymeema7 said:

Every time I am pregnant, my butt breaks out in zits. ">

OMG I was literally just upstairs showering and such (yes, I know it is already almost 1:00 pm) and I was thinking, "Hmmm...what gross thing do I have going on that would be appropriate for that thread? And the first thing that came to mind is, "I feel like I get zits on my butt lately!" HAHAH.....we can be zit butt buddies

prpl11butterfly

@jesselayne8 I love this. Not sure what my coworkers think it is sitting in the mesh side pouch of my lunch bag but I do not care! I was not plus size before pregnancy (just have a "sporty" build) and loved it then. Now it's my new bff!

mrsb30

Mucus plug, enough said.

hitcj4687

Discharge, discharge, and more discharge!! I can't seem to stay "fresh" down there no matter what I wear or how often I shower. It's sick!!

Miz_Liz

@mrsb30 how can you be sure? Did you post a picture here for all of us to confirm that is what it is for you?? Did I miss it?! ::worried this may not actually be your mucus plug::

mrsb30

Miz_Liz said:

@mrsb30 how can you be sure? Did you post a picture here for all of us to confirm that is what it is for you?? Did I miss it?! ::worried this may not actually be your mucus plug::

Miz_Liz said:

@mrsb30 how can you be sure? Did you post a picture here for all of us to confirm that is what it is for you?? Did I miss it?! ::worried this may not actually be your mucus plug::

@Miz_Liz it's been a process that's been going on for a few days, so you know I could always take a pic later. I would hate to be misinformed on such a critical part of pregnancy. You know on second thought maybe I should head over to labor and delivery now, my baby will probably be crowning soon!

Miz_Liz

mrsb30 said:

@mrsb30 how can you be sure? Did you post a picture here for all of us to confirm that is what it is for you?? Did I miss it?! ::worried this may not actually be your mucus plug::

@mrsb30 how can you be sure? Did you post a picture here for all of us to confirm that is what it is for you?? Did I miss it?! ::worried this may not actually be your mucus plug::

@Miz_Liz it's been a process that's been going on for a few days, so you know I could always take a pic later. I would hate to be misinformed on such a critical part of pregnancy. You know on second thought maybe I should but head over to labor and deliver now, my baby will probably be crowning soon!

No time, call an ambulance.

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bpwife&mama

I'm just sweaty everywhere. I have to change my underwear twice a day or I feel disgusting.

deleted22152218

These past few weeks I've had to get pretty crafty in order to accomplish a clean shave down under.  I think I'm about to officially give up. 

I could care less! B-)

missmychard

I was with clients showing a house yesterday wearing a dress that stops at my knees. As we stood there talking, I was SO HOT and started feeling drops of sweat running down the back of my legs. So. Gross.

jesselayne8

lisajean07 said:

These past few weeks I've had to get pretty crafty in order to accomplish a clean shave down under.  I think I'm about to officially give up. 

I could care less! B-)

I cut myself 3x Friday tryin to shave my bikini line enough to not make people vomit at the pool.

BecSpark10

beep6610 said:

I've had the worst acid reflux these past few days... I woke up in the middle of the night choking on acid/vomit? Still not really sure. It was scary and disgusting, I sat at the toilet for a bit to spit it all out. I went back to sleep sitting up.

This.  If I don't eat before 6pm, I pretty much just pop some tums at bedtime and sleep sitting up.  THE WORST.

Ambermom043

I've noticed I need to clean my ears more often, bc of extra wax build up..? I hardly ever had to before pregnancy!

mrsb30

I don't usually get into these TMI posts but I'm having trouble focusing on anything other than having my baby so I thought I would share another. A few weeks ago DH and I were having sex and I got the worst legs cramp of my life. I mean it burned and throbbed from my foot to my thigh. I jumped out of bed and was doing everything to get it to go away and it wouldn't stop. I had to pee so bad, I was sitting on the toilet in tears because I couldn't pee, sitting was too painful. So I stood up again and DH yells from the bedroom just pee in the shower...so that's what I did! Thankfully the cramp subsided.

mamaloaf

I keep getting such bad swampass at night...

irohspupil

The vagina smell is strong with this one. :-S

acgonzalez22

At my BPP today the tech was pushing a little hard on my belly and I peed a little! I was also sweating so bad, the paper you sit on was all wet. She said it wasn't the first time and won't be the last. But I am still embarrassed because I am not certain it wasn't a urine/sweat combo.

deviduke412

The last several times I've had to poop, it gets so impacted and won't come out. Last time I got the mirror out and took a look. It was all swollen and looked like the baby was trying to crown out of my butthole

MissusTexas

micshi said:

The vagina smell is strong with this one. :-S

DD was pooping in a bathroom stall at a restaurant- taking her sweet ass time singing and talking while people wait just outside the door. She started her chant of "push it out, push it out" and I heard giggles outside. Then, she inhaled deeply and said, "mmmm smells good! Smells like mommy's bottom!" WTF. First, why does she think that smells good and, secondly, when has she ever smelled my bottom?! Walking out of that stall to her audience was a little mortifying. But, yeah, the smell is strong here, too.

Bickey11

I did not get this information soon enough and effectively have diaper rash on my pantyline groin area. I have a cocktail of powder, butt paste and body glide swimming around in my nether regions now

hitcj4687

micshi said:

The vagina smell is strong with this one. :-S

Same!

hitcj4687

MissusTexas said:

micshi said:

The vagina smell is strong with this one. :-S

DD was pooping in a bathroom stall at a restaurant- taking her sweet ass time singing and talking while people wait just outside the door. She started her chant of "push it out, push it out" and I heard giggles outside. Then, she inhaled deeply and said, "mmmm smells good! Smells like mommy's bottom!" WTF. First, why does she think that smells good and, secondly, when has she ever smelled my bottom?! Walking out of that stall to her audience was a little mortifying. But, yeah, the smell is strong here, too.

I just laughed out loud at this. That is absolutely hilarious

breezymeema7

MissusTexas said:

The vagina smell is strong with this one. :-S

DD was pooping in a bathroom stall at a restaurant- taking her sweet ass time singing and talking while people wait just outside the door. She started her chant of "push it out, push it out" and I heard giggles outside. Then, she inhaled deeply and said, "mmmm smells good! Smells like mommy's bottom!" WTF. First, why does she think that smells good and, secondly, when has she ever smelled my bottom?! Walking out of that stall to her audience was a little mortifying. But, yeah, the smell is strong here, too.

Lol. DD1 is super into smells lately. She will poop on the potty and promptly yell "Sissy! Sissy! Come and smell my poop!"

hmjones1813

Oh man. This happens to me a few times a wrek. It's horrible! I've literally had acid shoot out my nose while I was in a dead sleep, waking up choking the whole thing. My hubs can't understand why we go through so much milk! It really helps.

schup156

After showering this morning I was standing in front of the vanity (still naked, it's too hot to get ready while fully clothed and blow drying, etc.) and I sneezed twice.  Definitely peed on my own foot....and definitely thought about whether or not it was worth the effort to rinse/wash off or bend down to deal with.

toccoaparker

MissusTexas said:

micshi said:

The vagina smell is strong with this one. :-S

DD was pooping in a bathroom stall at a restaurant- taking her sweet ass time singing and talking while people wait just outside the door. She started her chant of "push it out, push it out" and I heard giggles outside. Then, she inhaled deeply and said, "mmmm smells good! Smells like mommy's bottom!" WTF. First, why does she think that smells good and, secondly, when has she ever smelled my bottom?! Walking out of that stall to her audience was a little mortifying. But, yeah, the smell is strong here, too.

I just peed myself reading this! Lol

candicejeff2013

Hmmmm. Butt acne,same for back, and a much darker pigmentation in those special areas!!!! Seriously it just doesn't look the same ( hoping it changes back to original color after baby....