Can our board be like this soon?

kemerson531 · July 2015

The December BMB has me literally rolling in a pool of my own tears right now from laughing so hard. Please go over and read their "Finally Ready to Share" post. I promise you won't regret it!

(If someone on a browser could copy and paste the link that would be great!)

stephseg · July 2015

Ok someone pls explain WHAT is going on there????? X_X

indibidule · July 2015

Thank you! OP changed her post so I couldn't read what she had originally said, but the comments were amazing. Absolutely amazing.

mommaSimpkin · July 2015

I'm so confused.. :-?
I at first thought they were joking. Then I thought they were serious. Now I just don't know and am kinda annoyed I spent all that time reading comments trying to figure it out.
Man do they have some imagination over there on that board.

indibidule · July 2015

Here's the link: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12602653/finally-ready-to-share/p1

kemerson531 · July 2015

They're all joking. I was on December for a month before my due date changed, so these are all the regular posters being super sassy and referencing old ridiculous posts... There was one a long while back about someone seriously getting fisted "to ease in labor and reduce tearing"

babybluu · July 2015

I'm so confused right now... But I can't stop laughing

babybluu · July 2015

So the OP was serious and it seemed like maybe 1 or 2 others were, but everyone else was joking? So convincing. So entertaining. So amazing

sck601 · July 2015

Oh man! I wish someone would have QFP! I would have loved to see her original post!

BabyRut2015 · July 2015

Lmao!!! Thank you for sharing.....I shed actual tears reading through that....priceless!

kemerson531 · July 2015

Someday soon maybe we can share intimate details of our fisting experiences? One can dream...

Blueyedsky · July 2015

What the heck did I just read?! Lol!! I'm off to go try fisting

cjd&k · July 2015

I read the first page and didn't even finish. How hilarious! I'm pretty lost on who's serious and who's not. Obviously OP was!?

ashhsa · July 2015

Yeah, that was pretty funny, some were clearly joking, but some really sounded quite convincing. So OP was serious though?! I wish the quoted it too!! Lmao

LauraFi · July 2015

I can't tell either. I feel like the people getting upset about the people that are "pro fisting" are joking too. Otherwise who would say "NEVER believe anything a medical professional or Doula tells you" or "I told my husband that there is no sex in any way until well after baby is OUT! I even chose my doula because she said she would tell him that." I really hope those people were joking too.

ashhsa · July 2015

I'm pretty sure they were too! I think they were all just having a bit of fun... Except OP :-/

charleyxx · July 2015

My sense of humour. I think I peed a little.

sherks11 · July 2015

This was the best thing to wake up to!!!!

steph_pegasus · July 2015

sherks11 said:
This was the best thing to wake up to!!!!

False. Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to.
That was second best

steph_pegasus · July 2015

kemerson531 said:
They're all joking. I was on December for a month before my due date changed, so these are all the regular posters being super sassy and referencing old ridiculous posts... There was one a long while back about someone seriously getting fisted "to ease in labor and reduce tearing"

Ever since that girl posted about "never lurking again" on this board I have been skimming Dec and Feb, and I've seen quite a few threads with all that sass. Love it!

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steph_pegasus · July 2015

Although @kemerson531 part of me kind of hopes not (our board being like theirs). It seems like they have to deal with exponentially more twatwaffles than we do... For now.

kemerson531 · July 2015

@StephPegasus True, but we have a month to catch up, so maybe we'll see where we land when we're feeling a little more comfortable and sassy with each other

steph_pegasus · July 2015

Oh god, every time now I see a thread about the sex of the baby there, I'm like...

kemerson531 · July 2015

kemerson531 · July 2015

Dang I keep trying to do the gif thing but clearly I'm doing something wrong... Must go research and I'll be back for more fun

Snoopylovesbelle · July 2015

That was hilarious omg I think I peed a little

spottedginger · July 2015

@kemerson531 do a search on our board (D15). @redfallon made a great how to and tips post a while back

Marchmellow2 · July 2015

sck601 · July 2015

I tried to search for the thread that TTGP used to resurrect all the time, but I can't find it. I don't know if it was deleted after the max exodus, or if I'm not searching for the right criteria. It was about fisting and it was hilarious.

indibidule · July 2015

@kemerson531 there's a post of mine from Friday called horrible mood/Friday gifday. There's easy instructions in there. It's how I learned!

Sovvy · July 2015

We'll get there, young grasshoppers.

kalahall13 · July 2015

Oh my goodness, I was reading it to my SO and I think he was seriously terrified that I was going to ask him to start trying "the fisting technique". He doesn't understand the humor!

steph_pegasus · July 2015

je&moeder said:
We'll get there, young grasshoppers.

kemerson531 · July 2015

Woohoo I figured it out!

sarah92544 · July 2015

Wow just wow!!!! I need to go change i peed myself a lot a bit

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Paige6410 · July 2015

sck601 said:
I tried to search for the thread that TTGP used to resurrect all the time, but I can't find it. I don't know if it was deleted after the max exodus, or if I'm not searching for the right criteria. It was about fisting and it was hilarious.

I remember this thread, and this gif

Made me laugh harder than anything else I've ever seen on TB.

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