I hadn't pooped in like 3 days so when I finally got the urge this morning I just knew it would be massive.... so I took a pre poop and post poop weight... 1.5 lbs not bad.
Would I lie about ass yeast lol! My butt is not as drastic as the google images, it looks like a sunburnt peeling but only in the crack region and it hurts likes MFer. And to top it off my midwife has me spraying foot fungus spray (miconazole nitrate) on my crack, do you know how hard it is to hold your cheeks open and spray behind your back lol.
Omg!! This image!!! I can't!! I laughed so hard I scared the cat!!!
And I won't laugh at you without sharing. I had a BLACK INGROWN HAIR ON THE EDGE OF MY NIPPLE!!! It was so long by the time I dug it out (seriously- that m-f-ER was coming out one way or the other!) that it CURLED!!! Fml. If our babies only knew how much we go through for them- they'd pick our nursing homes more carefully.
I also have a heightened sense of smell and can smell myself ALL THE TIME. I'm constantly asking DH if he can smell me and I now carry deodorant around with me everywhere. My stomach has also gotten really hairy. I had a small happy trail and now it's a happy valley. On top of the not so bad TMI symptoms, my nipples now have greenish dried skin on them all the time. I try to scrape it off with my nail but they are sensitive and it's uncomfortable. Super happy I don't have a yeast infection in my ass though. Hope it clears up within the next hour!
I have a yeast infection in my ass crack, yeah my ass not vagina. I didn't even know that was a thing until I literally felt like my ass was splitting down the crack. I have a disgusting dry scaly peely butt crack. I'll even show yall a picture if you're curious! It's the only way I could really see what was going on back there.....
I clicked the love button, but I don't love that you feel like another crack is coming in. It was really just a, "I totally feel for ya" click.
Married 05.19.07 | Together since 03.11.00 | Dom Born 02.06.12
Yup I got the smelly coochie as well....mine is x10 because I'm on vaginal progesterone that leaks out all day everyday. The discharge I get on a daily basis is insane. I should seriously wear a diaper. It comes through onto my clothes all the time.
I also got hemorrhoids this morning. Woohoo!!! Just love that incredible fire going on in my ass right now.
Oh gosh lol my turn. You know how acne is big thing well I have a lot of that never did I expect it to spread to my vagina!!!!!!!!! I made my SO play doctor and examine it... She found another one. Two vagina pimples side by side. They hurt so bad and were so uncomfortable she is my savior and put at hot rag on them and popped them....... Ow and this had to happen twice..... XD
Farting up a storm over here. So often that it is really ineffective to have to get up from my desk because I just end up crop dusting people by mistake. So I brought my scentsy to work so I will just stealth fart into the ambient good spells.
I'm in love with this thread! I'm literally crying with laughter, so glad I'm not the only one feeling disgusting, alongside the constant discharge new smells I now feel relatively normal knowing it's not just me :P
@Caligurl858 swamp crotch is alive and well for me too. And the discharge! What the hell?? It feels like I've just started my period sometimes. Also my deodorant no longer does its job.
I've been wearing my husbands deodorant since about 13 weeks. We we on vacation at the beach and he tried to tactfully tell me my deodorant wasn't cutting it. I was so mortified. What is worse is that within a few minutes of that convo, my mom tried to give me her deodorant. So yes, I was noticeably smelly for an indeterminate amount of time. I'm still embarrassed.
My areolas have gotten a bit bigger and a little darker, and the tiny bumps on them stick out pretty far sometimes; also my nipples tend to stick out much much further than they used to. I know this is all common of most pregnant women, and I wouldn't be freaking out over it if every time I'm around SO with my shirt off if he didn't poke them damn near every time and say things like, "Wow those things are changing!" or "Wow look at how big those things have gotten!". I forgive him bc he's never been around a pregnant woman like this, but still... it's like have a little sympathy.
On another note, he told me once my breast milk comes in he wants to try it....
Edited to add this: In regards to the ladies with the hair growth problems, I feel your pain. Mine isn't on my face or my stomach like most of your guys' is, but if I go more than two days without shaving "down under" I get super long, thick hairs on my butt! Like we're talking Godzilla status |) :-&
My stomach hair compares to my Hubs tummy now which is so sad. I don't want to shave in fear of it coming in worse so I'll probably be waxing. Also at 19 weeks I'm still puking and last night I was heaving so hard I hurt my shoulder and today it still hurts. Hurts when I hiccup, cough, sneeze, breathe deep, and laugh...... Really now??
Has anyone else's hair texture changed? I have like 3-4 curl patterns to begin with. Now I have curls, kinks, knots, dreads, weird squiggle patterns and partially heat damaged looking/ sorta curly straight hair.... If I take my bun out, I look like Freakazoid
@Jonesy288 Yes. My hair is kinky curly, and I have worn it tapered (like in the pic) for almost a year. However, the hair towards the middle of my head to the back has decided to straighten out randomly. Hard to rock a natural fro with tufts of straight hair. Meh.
@Jonesy288 Yes. My hair is kinky curly, and I have worn it tapered (like in the pic) for almost a year. However, the hair towards the middle of my head to the back has decided to straighten out randomly. Hard to rock a natural fro with tufts of straight hair. Meh.
Girl...you know my life. A bun at the top of my head and hair wraps have been my friend. Conditioner, and leave-ins. I just want it to go back to being more manageable lol.
I clogged the toilet at work this morning. And it was just supposed to be a courtesy flush. Does anyone here shave their arms? My hair is so dark and bf made a comment the other day X_X
Also, sidebar for stinky poopers- invest in Poopouri. It makes going at work (which I imagine for many of us is unavoidable now) fragrant and not offensive.
@Jonesy288 yes! The hair in the front around my face looks like heat damaged hair and won't curl as much while the hair in the middle is now curlier and kinky, the bottom is super soft curls, I'm twisting or in a bun all the time, hair is crazy! It's thicker too, which I'm not used to managing. The only positive change is that's growing faster than ever.
I'm 29, husband is 30 Together since 2006 Married 01.17.15
I clogged the toilet at work this morning. And it was just supposed to be a courtesy flush. Does anyone here shave their arms? My hair is so dark and bf made a comment the other day X_X
I've shaved my arms for the last 12 years. I just do it in the shower really quick and probably the only shaving I keep up on. I was naturally a hairy lady to begin with, but pregnancy made it worse!
I've shaved my arms since I was 13, its easy once you make it a routine. I'm a hairy beast and now its just worse.
We only have a small stall shower (and I mean small) - I can't lift up my leg high enough to shave my legs anymore & shaving outside the shower just gives me terrible razor burn. Fml. I'm so hairy I gross myself out.
@Jonesy288 my hair is a mess too. Looks chicken fried at the ends. I used to go 4 days between washes but I am shedding so much more and I have to wash every other day. My hair stylist is going to be so disappointed tomorrow. Where's the pretty pregnancy hair?
Ok, I think I found my favorite thread here... I love this. better than talking about decorating and stuff like that. Yes, we had some pretty hot days and I normally wear leggings and I was like dear god why am I so sweaty and stinky in my crotch like I still play a competitive sport and I have barely moved. It seems to have subsided a bit. I switched to non-leggings, and looser shorts, which sort of helped.. I was wondering the same thing about my deodorant too, maybe I should switched from the unscented stuff so some scary chemical pthalate floral stench stuff ( on second thought...)
@erikaalzet yes thank God. After frantically plunging it.
I sort of want to shave my arms but I don't want to get stubble there! Can we use no-no's, or those TV hair removal things? Do they actually work anyway?!
Not sure if this counts but I have some serious white crusty stuff right in the middle of both my nipples.....
Any idea what this is? Haha definitely freaking me out.
Me too! No clue. Just figured anything weird is actually normal.
Totally normal. Asked our OB today and she said to only try to clean it once a day so you don't irritate the nips. She also said if it starts leaking into your bra, to get nipple shields and shove em on in there.
***Trying to conceive since 9/12- m/c 2/13 from natural conception.
IVF success 10/14 with m/c 11/14. FET success 4/15***
Not sure if this counts but I have some serious white crusty stuff right in the middle of both my nipples.....
Any idea what this is? Haha definitely freaking me out.
Me too! No clue. Just figured anything weird is actually normal.
Totally normal. Asked our OB today and she said to only try to clean it once a day so you don't irritate the nips. She also said if it starts leaking into your bra, to get nipple shields and shove em on in there.
Thank you for passing the info along!! Don't want to irritate these darn nipples. They're uncomfortable enough as it is! Lol
@erikaalzet yes thank God. After frantically plunging it.
I sort of want to shave my arms but I don't want to get stubble there! Can we use no-no's, or those TV hair removal things? Do they actually work anyway?!
My mom waxes her arms -it's not too expensive , that might even be an easy one to do at home if you wanted.
Side note - I feel really left out that my nipples don't do tricks
Have been noticing the dried stuff in my nipples as well. I have a little OCD and want it all cleaned out!
I have also noticed more discharge. Went pee, wiped, etc. 5 min later I felt wet. Had discharge running down the top of my thigh. HELLO! Yuck.
Lastly I have had mild, intermittent constipation. I was in bed bath n beyond this week and saw this thing that looks like a high foot stool you use while pooping for good "ergonomics" b/c your knees should be above your hips. Well why buy that when I can use the magazine wicker basket next to my toilet? I couldn't go 2x and 2x I set the wicker basket under my feet and voila.
So today at work I kept smelling an odor!! I was like who forgot to take a bath today scent and realized after it followed me everywhere that it was me. I am soo embarrassed I hope no one else smelled it but it was pretty bad and not even a sweaty smell like a constant fart smell.
Re: the official TMI thread
Omg!! This image!!! I can't!! I laughed so hard I scared the cat!!!
And I won't laugh at you without sharing. I had a BLACK INGROWN HAIR ON THE EDGE OF MY NIPPLE!!! It was so long by the time I dug it out (seriously- that m-f-ER was coming out one way or the other!) that it CURLED!!!
Fml. If our babies only knew how much we go through for them- they'd pick our nursing homes more carefully.
Yup I got the smelly coochie as well....mine is x10 because I'm on vaginal progesterone that leaks out all day everyday. The discharge I get on a daily basis is insane. I should seriously wear a diaper. It comes through onto my clothes all the time.
I also got hemorrhoids this morning. Woohoo!!! Just love that incredible fire going on in my ass right now.
Me:34 DH:41 1 son: 6 2 step sons: 18, 12
BFP: 4/24/08 - Missed Miscarriage found 5/29/08
BFP: 11/21/08 - DS born 7/13/09
BFP:5/8/14 - Chemical pregnancy
BFP: 4/11/15....stick baby stick!!!
OH NO! That's not good.
On another note, he told me once my breast milk comes in he wants to try it....
Edited to add this: In regards to the ladies with the hair growth problems, I feel your pain. Mine isn't on my face or my stomach like most of your guys' is, but if I go more than two days without shaving "down under" I get super long, thick hairs on my butt! Like we're talking Godzilla status
Also at 19 weeks I'm still puking and last night I was heaving so hard I hurt my shoulder and today it still hurts. Hurts when I hiccup, cough, sneeze, breathe deep, and laugh...... Really now??
Also, sidebar for stinky poopers- invest in Poopouri. It makes going at work (which I imagine for many of us is unavoidable now) fragrant and not offensive.
Together since 2006
Married 01.17.15
I've shaved my arms for the last 12 years. I just do it in the shower really quick and probably the only shaving I keep up on. I was naturally a hairy lady to begin with, but pregnancy made it worse!
Any idea what this is? Haha definitely freaking me out.
/:)
Side note - I feel really left out that my nipples don't do tricks
I have also noticed more discharge. Went pee, wiped, etc. 5 min later I felt wet. Had discharge running down the top of my thigh. HELLO! Yuck.
Lastly I have had mild, intermittent constipation. I was in bed bath n beyond this week and saw this thing that looks like a high foot stool you use while pooping for good "ergonomics" b/c your knees should be above your hips. Well why buy that when I can use the magazine wicker basket next to my toilet? I couldn't go 2x and 2x I set the wicker basket under my feet and voila.