My UO: I have a dog and I love my dog so much. But everyone else's dog? Keep them away from me. Not interested in giving you treats, petting you, hugging you....nadda. You're slobber is disgusting, you're shedding all over me, and you smell. Puppy play dates are fun and all, but I'm over here judging your dog and being grossed out by it.
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
My UO: I have a dog and I love my dog so much. But everyone else's dog? Keep them away from me. Not interested in giving you treats, petting you, hugging you....nadda. You're slobber is disgusting, you're shedding all over me, and you smell. Puppy play dates are fun and all, but I'm over here judging your dog and being grossed out by it.
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
Or the ones on social media who have something where every week, a website posts an update to their name about their baby for that week? "Veronica is X weeks along! Her baby is a xyz fruit and is growing a blah blah blah." Yes, we get it. You're apparently the first person ever to get pregnant, thanks for letting us all know how babies grow. No one cares except your baby daddy, close family and your bff.
***Trying to conceive since 9/12- m/c 2/13 from natural conception.
IVF success 10/14 with m/c 11/14. FET success 4/15***
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
Or the ones on social media who have something where every week, a website posts an update to their name about their baby for that week? "Veronica is X weeks along! Her baby is a xyz fruit and is growing a blah blah blah." Yes, we get it. You're apparently the first person ever to get pregnant, thanks for letting us all know how babies grow. No one cares except your baby daddy, close family and your bff.
Yes!!!!!!! Not even with my first did I do that, I only shared bump pics if my out-of-town family specifically asked for them!
Drunk people annoy me, it's probably because I'm not drinking with them.
This. And I hate it when you're out with some people, they order drinks and then give you a look of pity or say "Can we drink in front of you?" "I bet it's so hard!" "How do you NOT drink?" "I feel guilty enjoying this." "I read pregnant women can still drink! Why don't you?" "You still let DH drink? That's so nice of you!" My pregnancy was highly planned. I was well aware I could not drink for 9+ months of my life and I'm fine with that. DH isn't pregnant so if he wants to throw some back and enjoy a DD, that's fine by me. Also, I'm pregnant, not a recovering alcoholic, so it's not very hard on me. (*Disclaimer, I'm not insinuating anything bad about anyone being in recovery. You're clearly strong to admit you have a problem and to conquer it every day!*)
***Trying to conceive since 9/12- m/c 2/13 from natural conception.
IVF success 10/14 with m/c 11/14. FET success 4/15***
To the ranch haters: What dressing do you like? French?
How could anyone hate Ranch?! That's nonsense. And I think you guys are lying! There is no way someone could actually hate ranch! Mmmm ranch on fries, crunchy vegetables, salads, sandwiches...
To the ranch haters: What dressing do you like? French?
How could anyone hate Ranch?! That's nonsense. And I think you guys are lying! There is no way someone could actually hate ranch! Mmmm ranch on fries, crunchy vegetables, salads, sandwiches...
I'd rather sweat my ass off than have to break out a winter coat. I hate wearing layers. Layers suffocate me. Don't get me started on turtlenecks.
I would rather freeze my nips off than have swamp ass. I cannot stand heat. I get so incredibly cranky!
It hit 95deg today so far and the a/c is going out in my car. I had it blasting and was sweating all the way home. We are going tomorrow to get it fixed. Sitting in a dealership lobby with a 2yrold for unknown number of hours is going to be so much fun /:) but they told me they would give me a loaner if it's going to take too long.
YES! Kids other than our nieces and nephews creep me out and are gross!
And they're mostly rude! So many parents allow their kids do almost anything in public nowadays..... saying that makes me feel old.
Well then signed me up for the senior citizen center because I absolutely agree with you!
I walked into a presentation our campus ambassadors were giving freshman in high school about our campus and every one of them were on their phone. I remember barely having a phone in high school and only being limited to 50 texts a month.
I don't know if cellphones were even around when I was in high school. I didn't know anyone who had one. I got a pager when I was out of high school, though
To the ranch haters: What dressing do you like? French?
How could anyone hate Ranch?! That's nonsense. And I think you guys are lying! There is no way someone could actually hate ranch! Mmmm ranch on fries, crunchy vegetables, salads, sandwiches...
I like vinegrettes and ceasar. Yummmm.... I think I'll go make myself a salad now lol
I used to love ranch but I had some on a buffalo pizza once and I was so sick after that it ruined it. That was 10 years ago and I can't believe I ever liked it lol
To the ranch haters: What dressing do you like? French?
How could anyone hate Ranch?! That's nonsense. And I think you guys are lying! There is no way someone could actually hate ranch! Mmmm ranch on fries, crunchy vegetables, salads, sandwiches...
Agreed!! I LURVE ranch!!
Omg when I saw this skit I was so grossed out lol BUT Melissa McCarthy is HILARIOUS so I watched the whole thing anyway!
YES! I hate hate hate ranch dressing. DH loves it! He told me he will find it hilarious if I'm randomly craving it while pregnant!
I hadn't had ranch in 7 years and one random day I started craving it. I gave in and had a little bit and sort of enjoyed it! Yuck! I'm glad it was a random craving and didn't last because now it grosses me out again.
@redfallon What??? They make you go into the dealership??? I make them come to my home and pick up my car, drop off the loaner and then they can pick up the loaner when they drop off my car. Matter fact, I'm not even going to pick up a new car. They can bring it to me.
UO.. I don't like showing off my baby bump in public. Everyone looks at me like I'm just another single mom and it makes me feel so judged. People even ask where the daddy is.
Also I'm not knocking single mamas. Y'all are so strong!!
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
So with you on this!
Due 11.16.17 Baby Girl 12.9.15
MC 2.1.15 @ 5 W - Chemical MC 4.7.14 @ 21 W - Turners Syndrome
My UO: I don't think my kids NEED their own personal cell phones. We have 2 cell phones that all of my kids share (ages 9, 10, 11, & 12.) They only have access to the phones when they are away from home and may need to call dh or I. In fact the phones can only call me, dh, and a few other people that are our emergency back-ups. It is unlikely that we will ever provide individual phones for our children, even when they are in high school. They have access to our home phone to call friends. I'm tired of hearing from other kids' parents (mostly my 12yo daughter's friends' parents) that I am in someway harming my kids by not getting them cell phones.
I have no issue with parents that do give their children cell phones- I just don't think it is necessary for my kids.
I agree with this 100% the idea of a 10 year old texting their friends all day instead of going and being outside with them seems crazy. (No offense to the mothers that give their children cell phones). This is exactly what DH and I will be doing
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
This typically gets worse after they actually have the child. You know, the people who do daily pics like we all want to see? And use some hashtag like #LastNamefamilyeveryday2015. I can't f*cking stand that.
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
This typically gets worse after they actually have the child. You know, the people who do daily pics like we all want to see? And use some hashtag like #LastNamefamilyeveryday2015. I can't f*cking stand that.
A girl I used to work with posts at the minimum 5 pictures of her just over one month old every day. Like, "yes, your child can make faces. Yes, she has a personality. Yes, babies are cute when they sleep. No, you don't need to post five hundred pictures of her before she turns one."
I want to scream every time i see someone call their baby their angel or someone else's baby an angel baby. Because some of us actually have angel babies and it sucks. it's not cute.
UO: Other pregnant women (that I know in real life) annoy me. I personally know FIFTEEN ladies who are knocked up right now. And they are constantly AWing on Facebook nonstop and asking, NOT GOOGLING, the stupidest questions. And the bump pics.. I do not need to see your belly more than I see my own!!
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
This typically gets worse after they actually have the child. You know, the people who do daily pics like we all want to see? And use some hashtag like #LastNamefamilyeveryday2015. I can't f*cking stand that.
A girl I used to work with posts at the minimum 5 pictures of her just over one month old every day. Like, "yes, your child can make faces. Yes, she has a personality. Yes, babies are cute when they sleep. No, you don't need to post five hundred pictures of her before she turns one." ************************** I agree with this. Over sharing pics of your baby on social media is really tacky! I'm a once a month or once every other month type of baby pic sharer. IMO, Once a month is a perfect amount of pic sharing.
My UO is those who feel the need to keep up with the Jones's... I hate when people say "oh, you'll definitely need this super expensive and fancy thing, for sure" and I think "well, I'm pretty sure most people get away with not buying that. I think I'll be ok with the boring cheap one or not at all, but thanks."
To the ranch haters: What dressing do you like? French?
How could anyone hate Ranch?! That's nonsense. And I think you guys are lying! There is no way someone could actually hate ranch! Mmmm ranch on fries, crunchy vegetables, salads, sandwiches...
Oddly I like every other dressing but Ranch. I am one of those weirdos that usually have 5-6 different open bottles in my fridge for my various needs and cravings. And then there's that dreaded bottle of ranch for DH.
UO: Other people's kids gross me out. Well some kids. Mostly the ones that always have Snot, drool, food on their face, sticky fingers, dirty nails, etc... GROSS! I just want to scream!! Wipe it up, clean it up!!
Wow, I completely agree with this!! It's pretty gross! I am OCD about making sure my kid has clean hands and face!
@redfallon What??? They make you go into the dealership??? I make them come to my home and pick up my car, drop off the loaner and then they can pick up the loaner when they drop off my car. Matter fact, I'm not even going to pick up a new car. They can bring it to me.
Cheese and crackers I'm a twatwaffle!
The dealership that we bought it from will do that, but they are 50 miles and over an hour away from here and I don't like their service department, even though I only went there one time. The one that we will go to is 30 miles from here, and I don't know if they do that. I haven't asked, but I feel weird about someone driving my car that far, anyway.
I don't understand how anyone couldn't love ranch!!
I guess that leads to my UO, I have a love affair with ketchup. Like I put in on everything. No, I'm not saying I put it on a few things here or there. I literally put it on everything. It's a problem.
Re: UO- 7/16/15
I know, I know, it's my choice to be a private person, doesn't make it there's blah blah.
But replace dog with kid.
Yes, we get it. You're apparently the first person ever to get pregnant, thanks for letting us all know how babies grow.
No one cares except your baby daddy, close family and your bff.
My pregnancy was highly planned. I was well aware I could not drink for 9+ months of my life and I'm fine with that. DH isn't pregnant so if he wants to throw some back and enjoy a DD, that's fine by me. Also, I'm pregnant, not a recovering alcoholic, so it's not very hard on me.
(*Disclaimer, I'm not insinuating anything bad about anyone being in recovery. You're clearly strong to admit you have a problem and to conquer it every day!*)
How could anyone hate Ranch?! That's nonsense. And I think you guys are lying! There is no way someone could actually hate ranch! Mmmm ranch on fries, crunchy vegetables, salads, sandwiches...
Eta: I love to use the ranch powder when I cook and this spread the ranch love into things like meat, potatoes, and crock pot meals, too.
Jamie
Jamie
I used to love ranch but I had some on a buffalo pizza once and I was so sick after that it ruined it. That was 10 years ago and I can't believe I ever liked it lol
Kylie M.
Baby #1 Born 12.16.2015
Baby #2 Due 7.13.2018
Kylie M.
Baby #1 Born 12.16.2015
Baby #2 Due 7.13.2018
Even after having a child I still find that true besides my own kid. I am not a kid person. I like my kid but that's about it.
I hadn't had ranch in 7 years and one random day I started craving it. I gave in and had a little bit and sort of enjoyed it! Yuck! I'm glad it was a random craving and didn't last because now it grosses me out again.
Cheese and crackers I'm a twatwaffle!
Also I'm not knocking single mamas. Y'all are so strong!!
Baby Girl 12.9.15
MC 4.7.14 @ 21 W - Turners Syndrome
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I agree with this. Over sharing pics of your baby on social media is really tacky! I'm a once a month or once every other month type of baby pic sharer. IMO, Once a month is a perfect amount of pic sharing.
Jamie
I guess that leads to my UO, I have a love affair with ketchup. Like I put in on everything. No, I'm not saying I put it on a few things here or there. I literally put it on everything. It's a problem.