It's a, I'm a, I'm # weeks!!!

koala1107 · July 2015

) Dying ladies thanks for the laughs!

amw2133 · July 2015

@redfallon no no you have it all wrong! My dog told me the other day that having a baby with hair means they are going to be born on a Tuesday and you have to bury (not eat this is VERY important) your placenta in the back yard.

caitlyn5454 · July 2015

This whole thread:

cav4christ · July 2015

Oh my good lord. This had me laughing so hard!!! Love catching up and seeing what I've missed

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nik6499 · July 2015

redfallon · July 2015

@meansallison said:

I stood on my head and sang hakunah matata while tying a knot in a rope with my toes and didnt fart. So im having a girl right?

Nope, you're gonna have a meerkat! But it will be able to sing to you, so that will be awesome!

meansallison · July 2015

@redfallon oh great! That'd why I felt them move at 8 weeks and had a bump NOT bloat at 6 weeks. This explains everything!

redfallon · July 2015

@meansallison said:

@redfallon oh great! That'd why I felt them move at 8 weeks and had a bump NOT bloat at 6 weeks. This explains everything!

Yes, exactly. Baby was rehearsing!

nik6499 · July 2015

@313Meg

meansallison · July 2015

@redfallon So much makes sense now!

koala1107 · July 2015

nik6499 said:

I can't believe there's actually a gif for that!

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redfallon · July 2015

@meansallison said:

@redfallon So much makes sense now!

Well, I do have a B.S. in B.S. so I totally know what I'm talking about.
:-B

BostonBaby1 · July 2015

redfallon said:

@BostonBaby1 said:

nik6499 said:
No, I'm sorry you must comment right now. This is all about me and I am of extreme importance, I don't need to look for the answer to my question I expect you a layperson with limited medical knowledge to answer all my complicated medical questions right now... And bring me a sandwich, and possibly cake
I feel like we all need to get shit-caked!

Is this like getting shit-faced, but with cake? If so, I am all in for that!

Exactly! I'm not sure that I can claim that I coined the term… But I did come up with it when my BFF was ku with her first. We were all about the cake.

meansallison · July 2015

@redfallon well I know an OB so I probably know more. I can tell you everything about pregnancy. Show me your 9 week ultrasound, I'll tell you what your having and if it's truly and baby or meerkat.

Mother0fDragons · July 2015

nik6499 said:

No, I'm sorry you must comment right now. This is all about me and I am of extreme importance, I don't need to look for the answer to my question I expect you a layperson with limited medical knowledge to answer all my complicated medical questions right now... And bring me a sandwich, and possibly cake

And a back rub stat!!

rmj28 · July 2015

Omg. I'm gonna pee myself. I love you ladies.

nik6499 · July 2015

I am an ordained fetus whisperer. If you come a little closer I can totally speak to your fetus and tell you everything you have ever wanted to know about pregnancy. I'm sort of a guru like that. It's in my bag of tricks right up there with farting rainbows and shitting skittles

breezypip · July 2015

Ok, I'm over here dying laughing at all this! And the twat waffle thread, and all the people who can't take opposing points of view. I keep wanting to jump in but I don't even know where to start.

I'll just be over here all

(But without the smoking obviously)

adecembermom2015 · July 2015

I'm just so in tune with my body that I feel my baby breathing. I can also hear the heartbeat without a Doppler. It's 138 right now....135 now. Why don't you guys love your babies? I'm going in for amniocentesis to find out if it's a kitten or a puppy baby next Thursday. Obviously it'll be hairy cause I eat lots of hot tamales.

BostonBaby1 · July 2015

nik6499 said:
I am an ordained fetus whisperer. If you come a little closer I can totally speak to your fetus and tell you everything you have ever wanted to know about pregnancy. I'm sort of a guru like that. It's in my bag of tricks right up there with farting rainbows and shitting skittles

hplunkett2883 · July 2015

Ramzi any one? Isn't it just the cutest?

redfallon · July 2015

@nik6499 said:

I am an ordained fetus whisperer. If you come a little closer I can totally speak to your fetus and tell you everything you have ever wanted to know about pregnancy. I'm sort of a guru like that. It's in my bag of tricks right up there with farting rainbows and shitting skittles

Squeeeeeee!!!!!!! So all the ladies on the twatwaffle thread who have these people who keep asking them how the baby is feeling - you could totally talk to their babies and let them know so they can tell those people! This is aca-awesome!

nik6499 · July 2015

Hot tamales, thats it… OMG

vppittman · July 2015

LOL! I just got back from eating my flaming cheese which probably caused more constipation, but don't worry because I laughed so hard at this thread that I peed myself a little. Was that TMI?

vppittman · July 2015

kdoak2015 · July 2015

I'm new here and sooo excited I'm having a girl. I'm going to skip past the obvious TEAM PINK thread where I think I should post and just go ahead and create my own because I am the most important person on this board!!

This board really brings out the b*tch in me sorry people!

adecembermom2015 · July 2015

People think I'm not a virgin because I'm pregnant. I'm tired of people judging me. Miracles happen and I can still wear regulars and lights of tampons.

redfallon · July 2015

@magburt said:

People think I'm not a virgin because I'm pregnant. I'm tired of people judging me. Miracles happen and I can still wear regulars and lights of tampons.

Whaat?? But every woman and every pregnancy is different. You could totally be pregnant and still a virgin. My cousin's sister's best friend's mother's father's third cousin did it the same way.

313Meg · July 2015

@nik6499
Rub my head, and whisper to my baby....

adecembermom2015 · July 2015

I think I forgot to hover over the public toilet one day. I heard the semen can jump.

kdoak2015 · July 2015

magburt said:
I think I forgot to hover over the public toilet one day. I heard the semen can jump.

You kill me, I never thought about hovering over a public toilet, have to try that next time.

313Meg · July 2015

Or do I have to do the head pat, belly rub in circles thing while standing on 1 foot?!

fmraglio · July 2015

kimb311 · July 2015

magburt said:
I'm just so in tune with my body that I feel my baby breathing. I can also hear the heartbeat without a Doppler. It's 138 right now....135 now. Why don't you guys love your babies? I'm going in for amniocentesis to find out if it's a kitten or a puppy baby next Thursday. Obviously it'll be hairy cause I eat lots of hot tamales.

This made me snort!

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nik6499 · July 2015

caitlyn5454 · July 2015

But like... I'm having this symptom that I don't think anybody else has, so even though other places say that it's totally normal and all the pregnancy books I've read say that I'm fine, I still want to make sure that absolutely everybody knows that I'm having this symptom so instead of searching around for it or just mentioning it to my doctor at my next appointment, I want to make a new thread about it because even though another person already made one two hours ago, my symptom is this different from theirs so the advice they got won't work for me.

313Meg · July 2015

redfallon · July 2015

adecembermom2015 · July 2015

caitlyn5454 said:
But like... I'm having this symptom that I don't think anybody else has, so even though other places say that it's totally normal and all the pregnancy books I've read say that I'm fine, I still want to make sure that absolutely everybody knows that I'm having this symptom so instead of searching around for it or just mentioning it to my doctor at my next appointment, I want to make a new thread about it because even though another person already made one two hours ago, my symptom is this different from theirs so the advice they got won't work for me.

Is it discharge? Definitely should call the ER for your free ultrasound.

313Meg · July 2015

magburt said:

caitlyn5454 said:
But like... I'm having this symptom that I don't think anybody else has, so even though other places say that it's totally normal and all the pregnancy books I've read say that I'm fine, I still want to make sure that absolutely everybody knows that I'm having this symptom so instead of searching around for it or just mentioning it to my doctor at my next appointment, I want to make a new thread about it because even though another person already made one two hours ago, my symptom is this different from theirs so the advice they got won't work for me.
Is it discharge? Definitely should call the ER for your free ultrasound.

That seems to be going around...

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