It's a, I'm a, I'm # weeks!!!

Mother0fDragons

magburt said:

Here's the real question: can I get pregnant from anal? I know I'm already pregnant, but I'm afraid with all this anal it'll turn into twins or triplets.

Can my baby get pregnant if I have unprotected sex?!

taysun

Mother0fDragons said:

magburt said:

Here's the real question: can I get pregnant from anal? I know I'm already pregnant, but I'm afraid with all this anal it'll turn into twins or triplets.

Can my baby get pregnant if I have unprotected sex?!


Yes that's how twins are made

HellsAngel22

Omg dirty lurker here. I have to say I have not laughed so hard in a long time. This has to be one of THE best threads I've ever read on TB. Keep it up ladies

nik6499

I was told that if you were going to fist to stretch out your vagina you really needed to double fist it or you are just wasting your time. DH is very concerned that his penis will no longer be able to do the job alone, but I feel like being prepared for no tearing is much more important that his ability to reach an Orgasam during intercourse. I really want the baby to just walk on out

yl1m32015

nik6499 said:

I was told that if you were going to fist to stretch out your vagina you really needed to double fist it or you are just wasting your time. DH is very concerned that his penis will no longer be able to do the job alone, but I feel like being prepared for no tearing is much more important that his ability to reach an Orgasam during intercourse. I really want the baby to just walk on out

Perhaps you should try the newest trend, "footing" then. I don't know how big your dhs feet are, but certainly bigger than his fists.



And don't worry, after you give birth, just tell the OB to sew you up tight. Doctors and nurses just love that one lol.

Mother0fDragons

Embuzz247 said:

I was told that if you were going to fist to stretch out your vagina you really needed to double fist it or you are just wasting your time. DH is very concerned that his penis will no longer be able to do the job alone, but I feel like being prepared for no tearing is much more important that his ability to reach an Orgasam during intercourse. I really want the baby to just walk on out

Perhaps you should try the newest trend, "footing" then. I don't know how big your dhs feet are, but certainly bigger than his fists. And don't worry, after you give birth, just tell the OB to sew you up tight. Doctors and nurses just love that one lol.

I can't even with that gif....

Ken122014

nik6499 said:

I was told that if you were going to fist to stretch out your vagina you really needed to double fist it or you are just wasting your time. DH is very concerned that his penis will no longer be able to do the job alone, but I feel like being prepared for no tearing is much more important that his ability to reach an Orgasam during intercourse. I really want the baby to just walk on out

Omg this makes my vagina hurt just reading this.

mtownhespes

Mother0fDragons said:

Embuzz247 said:

I was told that if you were going to fist to stretch out your vagina you really needed to double fist it or you are just wasting your time. DH is very concerned that his penis will no longer be able to do the job alone, but I feel like being prepared for no tearing is much more important that his ability to reach an Orgasam during intercourse. I really want the baby to just walk on out

Perhaps you should try the newest trend, "footing" then. I don't know how big your dhs feet are, but certainly bigger than his fists. And don't worry, after you give birth, just tell the OB to sew you up tight. Doctors and nurses just love that one lol.

I can't even with that gif....

The foot made me want to puke.  Then the puke made me want to puke.  I can't even handle you ladies anymore.

BostonBaby1

Wait guys talk… I need to ask a really important question, it seems as though my anal is getting more darker.

@nik6499 speaking of anal, don't worry about double fisting your vag & Overstretching it for DH, not only can you use the "exit" to finish and do it safely, but you can also use your ear I've been told by my midwife.

Double fisting is a great idea! I want to make sure I don't get a 4th° tear and babies just fly out of me!

adecembermom2015

Personally I have opted for a seahorse birth offered at my local aquarium.

taysun

@BostonBaby1 you might consider anal bleaching?

BostonBaby1

taysun said:

@BostonBaby1 you might consider anal bleaching?

nik6499

I totally just heard my baby talk!!!! Im so special she has been moving since 9 weeks and she just told ne she doesn't have a penis

BostonBaby1

nik6499 said:

I totally just heard my baby talk!!!! Im so special she has been moving since 9 weeks and she just told ne she doesn't have a penis

You didn't like my suggestion about using the exit? Were you thinking perforated bowel ;-)

nik6499

Lol DH said it might work but he is afraid of repeating the anal scene from sack and Miri make a porno

nik6499

Looks like the fun is over back to same ol same ol

adecembermom2015

nik6499 said:

Looks like the fun is over back to same ol same ol

Sometimes the party poopers crawl out of the woodwork and ruin everything we've accomplished this week on Dec 15.

Mother0fDragons

magburt said:

Looks like the fun is over back to same ol same ol

Sometimes the party poopers crawl out of the woodwork and ruin everything we've accomplished this week on Dec 15.

Mother0fDragons

nik6499

Lol

kristen2b

I woke up like this. So excited to check our super fun thread from last night.


But quickly turned to this when it was gone.

rmj28

Yup.

Ken122014

We'll just have to give the next one a super boring title so no one feels the need to check on it and be a party pooper

adecembermom2015

How about "Whole Grain Wheat Waffle Tuesday"

BostonBaby1

Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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