Dang! No constipation dreams and no baby shower as of yet. Should I throw my own? Maybe I can register for some colace or Metamucil just in case I get constipation?
Oh, I just thought of a great idea! If baby showers are indeed only for the mother-to-be, then all the gifts should be things like constipation meds, Tucks pads, big huge sanitary napkins or Depends, breast pads, breast pumps, nursing bras, compression socks, belly binders, granny panties, ice packs, etc. Now those would be gifts for mummy!
I'd register for things I can use after the baby is here like wine, vodka, rum, beer, unpasteurized cheese, raw high Mercury fish, and old hot dogs.
Throwing your own shower is so tacky though so maybe call it a party instead of a shower and tell them they don't have to bring gifts, but you want them.
I hear if you are having a male onion baby then you should have pretty normal poops this week. My midwife's doula told her, so I know it's true.
Haha. I need to start eating some sweet potatoes! And guess what?? I forgot to create my own thread to let everyone know I changed to sweet potato! Do you think eating sweet potatoes will help my memory too?!
Haha. I need to start eating some sweet potatoes! And guess what?? I forgot to create my own thread to let everyone know I changed to sweet potato! Do you think eating sweet potatoes will help my memory too?!
Step 1: make your own thread about your sweet tater status Step 2: cut a sweet tater under the light of a full moon Step 3: rub half the sweet tater on your belly Step 4: save the other half to eat with placenta stew (recipe to be posted after birth) This should help the poops and memory and also give good dreams.
@redfallon I know you said your having a boy but based on the picture it looks like a girl. My husbands sisters cousins niece was just pregnant and your picture looks exactly like hers did and she had girl. I think your doctor is wrong!
You forgot to say you felt your baby boy onion move at 7 weeks and anyone that tells you different can go to hell. What would they know. They've only had children before and your a FTM but you are super in tune with your body.
You forgot to say you felt your baby boy onion move at 7 weeks and anyone that tells you different can go to hell. What would they know. They've only had children before and your a FTM but you are super in tune with your body.
My daughter would be offended that you think I'm a FTM! How dare you! :-O
And I felt this baby move at the moment of conception, tyvm!
Omg How dare you all make fun of my onion without providing an opinion on his nub and then you mock my inability to poop while inviting me to the shower you are throwing yourself!!
@redfallon I know you said your having a boy but based on the picture it looks like a girl. My husbands sisters cousins niece was just pregnant and your picture looks exactly like hers did and she had girl. I think your doctor is wrong!
Well, shoot So do you think the hair on the head means I'm gonna have lots of heartburn?
You forgot to say you felt your baby boy onion move at 7 weeks and anyone that tells you different can go to hell. What would they know. They've only had children before and your a FTM but you are super in tune with your body.
My daughter would be offended that you think I'm a FTM! How dare you! :-O
And I felt this baby move at the moment of conception, tyvm!
You forgot to say you felt your baby boy onion move at 7 weeks and anyone that tells you different can go to hell. What would they know. They've only had children before and your a FTM but you are super in tune with your body.
My daughter would be offended that you think I'm a FTM! How dare you! :-O
And I felt this baby move at the moment of conception, tyvm!
:-j
Very sorry @redfallon
My MIL knew we were pregnant before we did!! So I think she is the winner.
No, I'm sorry you must comment right now. This is all about me and I am of extreme importance, I don't need to look for the answer to my question I expect you a layperson with limited medical knowledge to answer all my complicated medical questions right now... And bring me a sandwich, and possibly cake
No, I'm sorry you must comment right now. This is all about me and I am of extreme importance, I don't need to look for the answer to my question I expect you a layperson with limited medical knowledge to answer all my complicated medical questions right now... And bring me a sandwich, and possibly cake
No, I'm sorry you must comment right now. This is all about me and I am of extreme importance, I don't need to look for the answer to my question I expect you a layperson with limited medical knowledge to answer all my complicated medical questions right now... And bring me a sandwich, and possibly cake
Could we please take @313Meg discharge seriously? I mean I told her getting an exam at every OB she goes to until she finds the one that will tell her everything she wants to hear has the potential to bring back discharge..... But she wouldn't listen and just climbing I'm stirrup after stirrup....
I can't even get through this with a straight face I'm running for the bathroom
I'd register for things I can use after the baby is here like wine, vodka, rum, beer, unpasteurized cheese, raw high Mercury fish, and old hot dogs.
Throwing your own shower is so tacky though so maybe call it a party instead of a shower and tell them they don't have to bring gifts, but you want them.
I think you're on to something. I'm throwing a Stock the Bar party for myself when I'm around 8 months pregnant!!!! You're all invited. Bring me all the wine and vodka.
No, I'm sorry you must comment right now. This is all about me and I am of extreme importance, I don't need to look for the answer to my question I expect you a layperson with limited medical knowledge to answer all my complicated medical questions right now... And bring me a sandwich, and possibly cake
I feel like we all need to get shit-caked!
Is this like getting shit-faced, but with cake? If so, I am all in for that!
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Re: It's a, I'm a, I'm # weeks!!!
Oh, I just thought of a great idea! If baby showers are indeed only for the mother-to-be, then all the gifts should be things like constipation meds, Tucks pads, big huge sanitary napkins or Depends, breast pads, breast pumps, nursing bras, compression socks, belly binders, granny panties, ice packs, etc. Now those would be gifts for mummy!
Jamie
Throwing your own shower is so tacky though so maybe call it a party instead of a shower and tell them they don't have to bring gifts, but you want them.
I hear if you are having a male onion baby then you should have pretty normal poops this week. My midwife's doula told her, so I know it's true.
You ladies make my day so much Better
Jamie
Step 2: cut a sweet tater under the light of a full moon
Step 3: rub half the sweet tater on your belly
Step 4: save the other half to eat with placenta stew (recipe to be posted after birth)
This should help the poops and memory and also give good dreams.
@magburt, I'll be sure to give that a try! Lol!
Jamie
I think I peed.
And I felt this baby move at the moment of conception, tyvm!
:-j
Jamie
You mock my pain!!!!!
Jamie
And I felt this baby move at the moment of conception, tyvm!
:-j
Very sorry @redfallon
My MIL knew we were pregnant before we did!! So I think she is the winner.
<:-P
Jamie
Jamie
Could we please take @313Meg discharge seriously? I mean I told her getting an exam at every OB she goes to until she finds the one that will tell her everything she wants to hear has the potential to bring back discharge..... But she wouldn't listen and just climbing I'm stirrup after stirrup....
I can't even get through this with a straight face I'm running for the bathroom
Lol
Jamie