You Know you're in the Third Tri when...

etayislove · July 2015

Making your bed causes you to breathe,not to mention sweat, like you just took a mile jog...

Thought we should have a little Sunday fun day :P

WDDCH · July 2015

.... when you forget your bump stretches out a foot in front of you and you accidentally hit it when shutting the car door! Ouch!

... when just walking is a balancing act and you can't see your own two feet!

aprilmay92 · July 2015

@WDDCH yes! I keep forgetting how big I am and try to fit through spaces I used to fit through! Lol

When you have to give yourself a pep talk to bring the full length mirror in the bathroom to groom your lady bits

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Growingapepper · July 2015

When you can barely bend over to pick things up off the floor!

jmacd22 · July 2015

When people start asking you if you're due any day now or telling you that you look like you're about to pop. Got this a lot yesterday and I still have 8 more weeks, guess I'm just huge lol

TracyYoung819 · July 2015

You have the "oh shit!" moment about a hundred times over in realizing how soon birth is coming and how far you've come!

missliz53 · July 2015

When you feel like you have gotten kicked in the crouch and have to waddle because it hurts so much.

JenLovesDesign · July 2015

When putting on your underwear looks less sexy and more like a tribal dance.

Sematti · July 2015

When you have to say see ya later to your vagina and hope she manages to stay pretty on her own.

LoveLee85 · July 2015

missliz53 said:
When you feel like you have gotten kicked in the crouch and have to waddle because it hurts so much.

This is the only one I can relate to on here!!! It's been so bad that I go to bed with an ice pack on my vag all the time now!

CEW225 · July 2015

...when you have to turn over every hour st night because your hips hurt so bad.

...when you are getting ready to sing in the choir at church and you get a swift hit to the ribs that tales your breath away. Then your left hoping that it doesn't happen again during the actual song.

thefuturemrsdaniel · July 2015

When you are limping trying to walk cause the nerve in your leg is being laid on by your son. ..
Or when you tell your husband that you are sadness from inside out while pregnant. (She gets dragged by Joy because she's too sad too walk and then decides she actually enjoys it haha)

kaylajean0517 · July 2015

When "watching fireworks" means preparing yourself for sore ribs

kjjellybean · July 2015

...when your maternity shirts are getting to short to cover the bottom of your belly.

...when you tell DH that if he wants sex he is gonna have to do all the work because my belly is so awkward to work around haha.

adeckard2014 · July 2015

You have to familiarize yourself with the location of public restrooms wherever you go.

schwens3 · July 2015

Getting in husband's truck takes a mini pep talk followed by a big whew when you make it up in there!

alanajoynelson · July 2015

.... When you go on a hike and have horrible gas - so you try to fart only to realize you also just peed a little.

schwens3 · July 2015

Lmao! Or you don't care if you fart in a store anymore and someone knows it you because it hurts to bad to hold it!

shanred1229 · July 2015

When you become a complete bitch all the time, you know your acting like that and can't change it.

ktbkitten · July 2015

LMAO!! So many of these are totally true!

...when you feel so lazy because every small chore makes you feel like you've just run a marathon!

...when getting out of bed causes vagina pains.

etayislove · July 2015

...when you think labor sounds like fun!

...when it occurs to you that perhaps you should have bought stock in toilet paper...or should just camp out on the porcelain throne for the remaining weeks.

v1wwo · July 2015

.....When you try different combinations of body positions to fit through spaces that you use to fit before.

......when you start cursing out your dog because he dropped the ball on the floor instead of in your hand. (I finally went to buy that stick that you put the ball in so that I don't have to bend over)

CSchoFink · July 2015

...when getting in the car is like exercise and you sound like an old man trying to make it happen (grunting, panting, etc.)

...when you pee--and then you have to pee again immediately.

demeeka · July 2015

When you fall asleep at 8 pm every night. When your flower is sore all the time. When you want to eat but there isn't enough room. When you haven't seen your flower in a while and consider going to get waxed to keep her under control

tpally6212 · July 2015

Maxi dresses/skirts become a wardrobe staple because you don't have to shave your legs to wear them!

bethanyjane26 · July 2015

When you can't reach to the bottom of your washing machine anymore to pull clothes out:( belly is all in the way!!

natback · July 2015

When everyone you run into anywhere (mostly strangers) feel the need to comment on how huge you are! I didn't know so many people were experts on the size of a woman's body at 8 months preggers!

schwens3 · July 2015

The chuck it is a life saver right about now! Lol

TracyYoung819 · July 2015

When you have your husband get anything that's dropped on the floor or right next to you on the floor because you are sick of the blood rushing to your head...again....each time you bend down.

sarahjensen33 · July 2015

...when you have to have your older kids paint your toenails because you can't reach them long enough to not make a huge mess!

...when your house has 3 levels you do any and everything you can to stay on only one level! (TV room, bedroom and kitchen are all on different floors...I hate my house this trimester!)

paulaw915 · July 2015

When you just don't care anymore... you become in survival mode and just wanna ride the waves until the due date. B-) 8-} #:-S

victoriah1516 · July 2015

....when you need a push to get up off the couch (and don't remember the couch being so low before)

Escardoe · July 2015

When you stop snapping pics while you are a pic freak before....

When u totally look different on ur passport photograph

When u eat and still wanna eat after some time but something different

When u cant stop thinking about the D'day wondering how its going to be.

When u cant press out ur pee and have to wait for it to drip slowly

WHEN YOU CAN RELATE TO ALL THE COMMENTS

Knottie00415476 · July 2015

When you have to adjust your desk chair so that your belly fits under the table

Yiggle09 · July 2015

When you have to go to the bathroom and when you see the toilet your bladder gets excited and starts going before you are even on the seat. I know I should have done more kegels but really bladder your not helping.

When putting shoes socks undies and pants makes you see stars because you can only hold your breath from the effort of getting to said parts to put these articles of clothing on and you have to crane your neck around the belly to see said feet to put said socks and shoes on!

beckygoetz93 · July 2015

...when you're trying to squeeze by someone and forget about your bump and ram it right into them lol

mriandabusto · July 2015

When your doing the dishes and every single time you wind up with a soaked belly but still feel like you succeeded because it takes so much motivation to even want to do the dishes.

kaylarenae3 · July 2015

-When you can't get comfortable in bed and start crying because you just want to sleep.

-When you're in the middle of doing something and baby kicks you super hard or won't stop moving around and you just wanna tell them to knock it off.

mandymg5187 · July 2015

When your husband has to help pull you off the couch because you can't get up on your own.

When you get up every hour at night to pee, even though you just went pee ten minutes before

When you are sweating like a pig and out of breath just from walking 20 feet

When you have to use a hand held mirror to see down below to shave!(I think I'm ready to give up in that area haha)

Oh the joys of pregnancy

bethanyjane26 · July 2015

beckygoetz93 said:
...when you're trying to squeeze by someone and forget about your bump and ram it right into them lol

I ram my bump into everything.

I forget how far it sticks out!
I always have water on it from leaning against the sink when washing my hands

JenLovesDesign · July 2015

Lol @bethanyjane26. I used my bump as a tool to hold something open the other day.

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