I say the F word when I'm frustrated.......... And I realllly need to stop. My baby might possibly already think that's his name........ Am I a bad mom? Crap.
My 4 year old says "Damnit" in correct context regularly. I know she learned it from me. No one is perfect.
I say the F word when I'm frustrated.......... And I realllly need to stop. My baby might possibly already think that's his name........ Am I a bad mom? Crap.
I was telling DH that the baby probably won't respond to high-pitched cooing/voices since all it's heard in the womb is me swearing, being annoyed, or general snark/sassiness.
TTC: 1/2014
BFP: 9/24
EDD: 6/8/2015
Sorry for the poor man's siggy...ticker won't load regardless of how many tips I read.
The lore is I learned to swear by driving with my mom when I was 2 or whatever. I started yelling at other drivers! PS DH and I are so in trouble! We also say mean things to our cat a lot (lovingly) like call him a fatty. I do know we need to cut that out!
Ha! We still call our black cat "Fat Man" even tho he is now slim with old age. Or "Old Man". And we have a saying when they are being obnoxious - "Boy! I'm gonna smack the black off you!" (Of course we never hit our cats, but its become our way to affectionately tell them we're quite frustrated with them)
Oh gosh that one could be really taken out of context if said to the wrong person !!
The lore is I learned to swear by driving with my mom when I was 2 or whatever. I started yelling at other drivers! PS DH and I are so in trouble! We also say mean things to our cat a lot (lovingly) like call him a fatty. I do know we need to cut that out!
Ha! We still call our black cat "Fat Man" even tho he is now slim with old age. Or "Old Man". And we have a saying when they are being obnoxious - "Boy! I'm gonna smack the black off you!" (Of course we never hit our cats, but its become our way to affectionately tell them we're quite frustrated with them)
Oh gosh that one could be really taken out of context if said to the wrong person !!
Yeah! We're in a lot trouble. We need a major mental and vocabulary realignment!
We are big game of thrones people so FIs go to word is 'bastard' said with an English accent. He calls our puppy that multiple times daily. Along with cursing way too much while playing sports video games. I just remind him when our child goes to school and calls another kid a bastard it will be on his head.
Whoever posted Ron burgundy gif "I have no idea what's going on".. I love it and it needs to make its appearance more.. I think it was @MrsWiggleWaggle
@SammeMotley I must share because someone once helped me and it's changed my life for the better
If you're on a desktop you can just link to the gif by clicking the icon that look like a little picture frame and just pasting the gif link (ie https://i.giphy.com/r6jKsILbm13WM.gif).
If you're on mobile: You just need to type the follow coding <img src="PASTE THE GIF LINK HERE"> Be sure to include the quotation marks and <>'s
I hope that helps! Now you can do the dance of joy!
Since I'm a SAHM I have had to work really hard at holding my tongue and switching up curse words with innocent replacements. DH on the other hand isn't use to it and stuff flies out of his mouth.
So one day I say "what the?" (Never meaning to fill in the last word), but without skipping a beat my DS says fu€k!? We've been working on that one since then and now he generally says heck, but every once and a while he still drops the f bomb.
Another time DS was hanging out with DH while he was working on a particularly frustrating truck (he use to be a mechanic and now does it on he side). So the next day DS asks for his tools so he can work on the truck again. He climbs up on his stool with his wrench and starts pretending to fix stuff when this flies out of his mouth..."God dammit, this fu€King truck is pissing me off." My mouth nearly hit the floor. DH is starting to watch his language more, but still slips up every now and then. DS is almost three btw. Parents of the year over here.
My mother babysits a 2 year old whose mother is... probably about to lose custody of her child, because she is a terrible, abusive mother. But anyway: My mom made the kid lunch one day, and said, "Eat your chicken nuggets, sweetie." The little girl, very sweetly and pleasantly, replied, "I will. I am drinking my fucking juice!"
Ahh it's great when it's innocent but sad that her mom speaks to her that way. I don't cuss around people I respect or my kids but I thought it was just me and DH in the kitchen when I proudly made my first pie and said "peach pie bitches" *high pitch McLovin voice*. When dinner was over DD excitedly says "it's time for peach pie britches" DH and I still laugh about it.
My mother babysits a 2 year old whose mother is... probably about to lose custody of her child, because she is a terrible, abusive mother. But anyway: My mom made the kid lunch one day, and said, "Eat your chicken nuggets, sweetie." The little girl, very sweetly and pleasantly, replied, "I will. I am drinking my fucking juice!"
Ahh it's great when it's innocent but sad that her mom speaks to her that way. I don't cuss around people I respect or my kids but I thought it was just me and DH in the kitchen when I proudly made my first pie and said "peach pie bitches" *high pitch McLovin voice*. When dinner was over DD excitedly says "it's time for peach pie britches" DH and I still laugh about it.
@SammeMotley I must share because someone once helped me and it's changed my life for the better
If you're on a desktop you can just link to the gif by clicking the icon that look like a little picture frame and just pasting the gif link (ie https://i.giphy.com/r6jKsILbm13WM.gif).
If you're on mobile: You just need to type the follow coding <img src="PASTE THE GIF LINK HERE"> Be sure to include the quotation marks and <>'s
I hope that helps! Now you can do the dance of joy!
Needed some therapy today-- so I participated in the Target and Walmart variety. I filled up my entire front seat full of stuff for baby (cleaning supplies, nursery decor, and nursery organization).
Eff you, doctors! I'm buying all of the baby things!
Since I'm a SAHM I have had to work really hard at holding my tongue and switching up curse words with innocent replacements. DH on the other hand isn't use to it and stuff flies out of his mouth.
So one day I say "what the?" (Never meaning to fill in the last word), but without skipping a beat my DS says fu€k!? We've been working on that one since then and now he generally says heck, but every once and a while he still drops the f bomb.
Another time DS was hanging out with DH while he was working on a particularly frustrating truck (he use to be a mechanic and now does it on he side). So the next day DS asks for his tools so he can work on the truck again. He climbs up on his stool with his wrench and starts pretending to fix stuff when this flies out of his mouth..."God dammit, this fu€King truck is pissing me off." My mouth nearly hit the floor. DH is starting to watch his language more, but still slips up every now and then. DS is almost three btw. Parents of the year over here.
I know this will be an issue in our house if DH doesn't clean it up! Haha
Does anyone else feel bad that they don't talk or sing to their bump ? My DH will occasionally lean down and say hi but that's about it ! I can even sing too..... I just find it too awkward and I don't. Lol
Does anyone else feel bad that they don't talk or sing to their bump ? My DH will occasionally lean down and say hi but that's about it ! I can even sing too..... I just find it too awkward and I don't. Lol
I don't do it either. I tried to learn some lullabies to sing to it...but have failed. And then I tried a singing it rock and pop songs I love and already know the words too....lets just say if I keep it up my son will come out of me sounding like a sailor! Never realized how inappropriate some of the lyrics were or what they were at all!
Does anyone else feel bad that they don't talk or sing to their bump ? My DH will occasionally lean down and say hi but that's about it ! I can even sing too..... I just find it too awkward and I don't. Lol
I sing if songs I like come on. Just like I have done forever. But specifically to the bump? No. I don't talk to the bump either. I used to read aloud just because, but I stopped cause I read *a lot* and my voice was going hoarse
Does anyone else feel bad that they don't talk or sing to their bump ? My DH will occasionally lean down and say hi but that's about it ! I can even sing too..... I just find it too awkward and I don't. Lol
If I talk to mine, I'm usually lecturing him on staying put till the 25th when DH is done with class for work. I do say I love you, but I don't read or sing to him.
I talked to my bump once and said "I can't wait to meet you. I love you." And then I burst into tears because I was overwhelmed with feelings and never did it again because of that hot mess of emotions. I almost just cried thinking about it again because....so many feels. Ugh I'm a hormonal wreck.
TTC: 1/2014
BFP: 9/24
EDD: 6/8/2015
Sorry for the poor man's siggy...ticker won't load regardless of how many tips I read.
Seduced DH this morning, hey a woman has needs and he's always worried about hurting me or the baby. After I jokingly thanked him for doing it with a beached whale and bless his heart his only reply was "isn't that how mermaids are born?" God I love that man.
Re: need a laugh
I was telling DH that the baby probably won't respond to high-pitched cooing/voices since all it's heard in the womb is me swearing, being annoyed, or general snark/sassiness.
If you're on a desktop you can just link to the gif by clicking the icon that look like a little picture frame and just pasting the gif link (ie https://i.giphy.com/r6jKsILbm13WM.gif).
If you're on mobile: You just need to type the follow coding <img src="PASTE THE GIF LINK HERE">
Be sure to include the quotation marks and <>'s
I hope that helps! Now you can do the dance of joy!
So one day I say "what the?" (Never meaning to fill in the last word), but without skipping a beat my DS says fu€k!? We've been working on that one since then and now he generally says heck, but every once and a while he still drops the f bomb.
Another time DS was hanging out with DH while he was working on a particularly frustrating truck (he use to be a mechanic and now does it on he side). So the next day DS asks for his tools so he can work on the truck again. He climbs up on his stool with his wrench and starts pretending to fix stuff when this flies out of his mouth..."God dammit, this fu€King truck is pissing me off." My mouth nearly hit the floor. DH is starting to watch his language more, but still slips up every now and then. DS is almost three btw. Parents of the year over here.
YAY!
Eff you, doctors! I'm buying all of the baby things!
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