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ACleanLife24 · May 2015

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ACleanLife24 · May 2015

I drank two bottles of wine last night and am pretty sure I was still buzzing when school started... its the last day of term before our May break and I am actually happy and was laughing and playing keyword bingo with my WORST group of Y8 students.. so I think me as a slightly drunk teacher is a better teacher

I am supposed to eat gluten free but sometimes I indulge but hide it from DH... I do pay for it in the aftermath though so I am sure he knows when the bathroom becomes a toxic waste dump

I want to get my nipples pierced but I honestly have a fear that milk will come shooting out of all directions when breastfeeding my hypothetical but still non-existant child

hope+joy+love · May 2015

I am pretty much my bosses favorite at work but I think I spend the most time on facebook or my phone out of anyone on the team...

txjrog · May 2015

We were going to take this big international vacay with my ILs next month. My husband was really excited for it but I was worried about it falling in my projected fertile window and screwing things up for the first month we want to start TTC. Some things came up and we had to cancel the trip. I pretended to be super bummed with my husband about it but I'm secretly kind of glad.

crochetbird6 · May 2015

My husband went out with some
friends last night. I ordered a three course meal from Appleby's delivery and then fell asleep at 8pm. Such a party girl!

KaaaaaatieRN · May 2015

I steal mesh panties from the hospital I work at. The kind you get after giving birth that are one-size-fits-all and can fit the gigantic pads (diapers) inside with no issues.
Seriously. Most comfortable pair of boy short type underwear I've ever worn.
Judge away.

jennymack79 · May 2015

I drank way too much last night at a work going away happy hour for my boss and now I'm really feeling it. But I'm "working from home" again today, so...nap time!

navegalejos · May 2015

DH and I were thinking of meeting my parents and sister at the beach later this weekend. I decided to cancel because --

1. AF will be arriving any day now (blah)

and

2. on their drive down to the coast yesterday, someone rear-ended my Dad and practically totaled his car. Everyone involved in the wreck is fine, aside from my Dad being sore today.

Thing is, I know my family. Even though they are still going to take advantage of the beach weekend and beautiful weather... I knew I wouldn't be able to handle their stress levels. It would NOT be the margarita-in-one-hand-good-book-in-another-long-walks-on-the-beach-at-sunset weekend that I envisioned.

I would lie in bed at that beach house thinking, "Why... why did I think that this would be fun?"

mikaela20 · May 2015

While i was out swimming lanes last night..hubby brought home a box FULL of desserts from a bakery and a bottle of wine. I felt great about my excersing this week so i proceeded to stuff my face with cake bites and pie squares...then had drunken sex. (I don't drink alot so i was drunk after 2 glasses!)

Edited- missing word

pulling2gether · May 2015

I am frustrated/pissed/annoyed with DH for making us wait to TTC until after our marriage celebration in April. We had a self uniting marriage and living together at the end of Oct14. It's not like the kid would have ever think we got "married" in April b/c we were expecting. WE ARE MARRIED ALREADY FFS! ** pity party over **

edit: spelling

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

Tonight we're suppose to be getting together with DH's sister and her wife. This was actually supposed to be like a huge quadruple date to set up DH's best friend with a new chickie (he has some bad luck in the dating department and is so ready to just settle down). Unfortunately, he had to back out for family stuff so it's just going to be a bunch of getting together.

I will probably be getting my period later today and I'm so bummed out about it that I am looking forward to getting plastered tonight. But I'm worried I will say or do something that will upset my SIL or her wife (or both). They are super sensitive about a lot of things, very politically correct. And while I try to be the best that I can and correct myself as I go, sometimes something really stupid slips, especially when alcohol is involved. So thinking about all of that is just making me more anxious and wanting to hide under the covers.

ACleanLife24 · May 2015

missteacherlady16 said:
They are super sensitive about a lot of things, very politically correct. And while I try to be the best that I can and correct myself as I go, sometimes something really stupid slips, especially when alcohol is involved. So thinking about all of that is just making me more anxious and wanting to hide under the covers.

People like this just can not be my friends.... my offensiveness is a filter for them pretty quickly!

I told an Irish teammate that the other girl wasn't Irish because "She is posh"....

We also liberally make horrible sexist and racist comments sometimes but its more of the British self deprecating humour. My best friend is Mexican and we die laughing when she comes to visit because all of the Indians and Pakistanis try talking to her in Hindi and a wide variety of other languages. We call this "Brown people problems"

allieinbetween · May 2015

DH and I are going out of town this weekend, and found out his sister and BIL will be close to where we're going. They always mention they want to plan a trip with us, but the BIL is so obnoxious I intentionally leave them out of our plans. They have a 10 month old DS, and why I love him, I'm trying to be selfish and plan as many adult-only getaways before we get a BFP and have a DS or DD.

CharmBombExplosion · May 2015

We were invited over to a friends house tonight, but declined because it's our dogs birthday. We're taking him to the pet store to get toys and I don't want to leave him alone all night on his birthday!

ACleanLife24 · May 2015

I accidently locked some students in a classroom today... I had to pee so bad and they took so long than the others I didn't even bother to check

They were 15.. I am pretty sure I didn't scar them

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

I know you all will agree with me, but because I'm trying to be civil on the BMBs, I'll write it here...

I think those lunatics over there that are justifying sex-disappointment are completely and utterly BSC

bbrianax · May 2015

The only thing I've gotten done at work this morning is successfully draining my phone battery and catching up on TB...

Rabbitheart15 · May 2015

I check my own posts for love tits like crazy. Yes, I need validatiion from internet strangers.

tabmb · May 2015

I called in "sick" yesterday morning when really I just wanted to sleep in and cuddle when my BF got home from work (Night shift sucks) and also because this period is kicking my ass. TMI- The bleeding is so heavy this cycle and I am so uncomfortable, I just want to wear sweatpants and lay around all day. Which is exactly what I'll be doing all weekend. I'm watching guilty pleasure movies and shows and drinking wine and eating cheesecake all night tonight.

Anybody have good period movie suggestions?

ktmitchell11 · May 2015

@Rabbitheart15 I gave you a love tit because it will make you happy.

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

Rabbitheart15 said:
I check my own posts for love tits like crazy. Yes, I need validatiion from internet strangers.

Oh thank God I'm not the only one.

MrsDepo · May 2015

When my boss leaves work early, I go home early. Every time. Today for instance I should be there until 5, but she left at 11am to do stuff around the house, so I'm leaving at 3:30 just because!

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

I wouldn't know how to spell bananas if it wasn't for Gwen Stefani

lostkyte · May 2015

Also trying desperately to accept my symptoms because I took a pledge, right? as they all indicate that my period will also start today. Good times @navegalejos & @missteacherlady16 . DH is one of those teetotaler types while trying... but I still plan to sneak a glass (or two) before he comes home from work.

I haven't yet made any progress towards a workshop I'm attending, and it starts next Thursday. The internet is so distracting!

lrg14 · May 2015

MrsDepo said:
When my boss leaves work early, I go home early. Every time. Today for instance I should be there until 5, but she left at 11am to do stuff around the house, so I'm leaving at 3:30 just because!

Hoping my boss leaves early today so that I can do this...

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

@acleanlife24

Every time I see you love tit a post of mine, I feel that you are personally saying "hallelujah" in response to my post (because of your Pennsyltucky avatar)

Rabbitheart15 · May 2015

Love tits for all!

(Stupid gif won't work)

CharmBombExplosion · May 2015

Rabbitheart15 said:
I check my own posts for love tits like crazy. Yes, I need validatiion from internet strangers.

Yup! I do this all the time

Everycol0r · May 2015

missteacherlady16 said:

Rabbitheart15 said:
I check my own posts for love tits like crazy. Yes, I need validatiion from internet strangers.
Oh thank God I'm not the only one.

You are not alone sister.

Also, I wish that on the A/S scan they wouldn't tell you the babies sex.

firebaby688 · May 2015

I called in sick today because I'm having horrible vertigo. I have a very angry parent because their appointment got canceled. I was super stressed at them firing me as their therapist because of it, but now I'm kinda hoping they do so I don't have to deal with him anymore... Not just because dad is frustrating, but because every other Friday I have to work late for them and I'm sick of it. I'm also hoping they get a therapist that won't see them late on Friday so he realizes how good he has it...

ACleanLife24 · May 2015

@missteacherlady16 I typically go for the "PREACH"

mrlight · May 2015

I love reading old wives myths regarding the baby's gender and checking the Chinese Gender Calendar each month to see its prediction, even though I know that it is all just made up and has no scientific backing at all.

Everycol0r · May 2015

mrlight said:
I love reading old wives myths regarding the baby's gender and checking the Chinese Gender Calendar each month to see its prediction, even though I know that it is all just made up and has no scientific backing at all.

The Chinese Calendar & all old midwives tales were wrong for me!

PrimRoseMama · May 2015

missteacherlady16 said:
I know you all will agree with me, but because I'm trying to be civil on the BMBs, I'll write it here...

I think those lunatics over there that are justifying sex-disappointment are completely and utterly BSC

PREACH. I don't want to get banned, but I am having some less than charitable thoughts about some of the ladies over there. The lady that said we should "just keep quiet" about dead children just about tipped me over the edge of civility.

Why is it permissible to word-vomit any little feeling for them but everyone else should be quiet if they don't agree? The double-standard is not only extremely aggravating, but offensive as well.

PrimRoseMama · May 2015

Everycol0r said:

missteacherlady16 said:

Rabbitheart15 said:
I check my own posts for love tits like crazy. Yes, I need validatiion from internet strangers.
Oh thank God I'm not the only one.

You are not alone sister.

Also, I wish that on the A/S scan they wouldn't tell you the babies sex.

I sort of agree, but I like to find out. I just am not a T-waffle about it.

firebaby688 · May 2015

Another confession that no one here will consider a confession: I've stopped watching what I say to see at what point I will get a warning. I still haven't gotten one! I will change that plan after my first warning, I'm sure...

mrlight · May 2015

Everycol0r said:

mrlight said:
I love reading old wives myths regarding the baby's gender and checking the Chinese Gender Calendar each month to see its prediction, even though I know that it is all just made up and has no scientific backing at all.
The Chinese Calendar & all old midwives tales were wrong for me!

Interesting! I don't take any of them seriously; I just think they're fun!

ACleanLife24 · May 2015

@missteacherlady16 can you link this sex disappointment I am curious

@primrosemama nice to see you are still here.. almost everyone else I read is new!

Everycol0r · May 2015

PrimRoseMama said:

Everycol0r said:

missteacherlady16 said:

Rabbitheart15 said:
I check my own posts for love tits like crazy. Yes, I need validatiion from internet strangers.
Oh thank God I'm not the only one.

You are not alone sister.

Also, I wish that on the A/S scan they wouldn't tell you the babies sex.
I sort of agree, but I like to find out. I just am not a T-waffle about it.

I think it's great to know the sex but I wish perhaps it was a different ultrasound or via blood test. To many people do not understand the point of an A/S.

angelique0209 · May 2015

I recently have been back into a very good exercise routine and have also officially been off caffeine for 10 days! My new obsession? Looking for sweat spots on every article of clothing after hitting the gym. Then taking pictures to proudly show DH my progress. Some say 'Ew' i say "success!'

wassuphoes · May 2015

I stayed in bed till 11:54 and it was glorious.

It's also windy as all get out outside so it's not like I was really going ot accomplish anything today anyway.

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