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June 2015 Moms
klkonwi
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Pregnancy would you rather.......
klkonwi
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Let's spice up the boards with some funnies......
Pregnancy would you rathers.... I think I'll post these. See what happens and if ppl like then I'll post some new ones everyday!
1) would you rather get stretch marks that look like a grizzly bear attack or varicose veins that look like google maps during traffic hour?
2) would you rather the on call OB be your ex boyfriend or the anesthesiologist that gives your epidural be your high school nemesis?
3) would you rather have uncontrollable nausea for 9 months or be on bedrest for all 9 months?
Remember you have to pick !
Pregnancy would you rathers.... I think I'll post these. See what happens and if ppl like then I'll post some new ones everyday!
1) would you rather get stretch marks that look like a grizzly bear attack or varicose veins that look like google maps during traffic hour?
2) would you rather the on call OB be your ex boyfriend or the anesthesiologist that gives your epidural be your high school nemesis?
3) would you rather have uncontrollable nausea for 9 months or be on bedrest for all 9 months?
Remember you have to pick !
Re: Pregnancy would you rather.......
2. Epidural by my high school nemesis! I would refuse to have my ex be my ob, I can't even imagine!
3. Bed rest for sure. I hate nausea,
I cry almost every time I throw up. It's like uncontrollable tears.
Love this!
1. Stretch marks- I can go without a bikini but I can't go without dresses and skirts in the summer heat/humidity
2. OB be my ex- I didn't end things too terribly with most of my exes; and I don't trust my nemisis
3. Uncontrollable nausea
2) Anaesthetist be my high school nemesis - assuming I wasn't a horrible bully in high school, I would hope that they would have grown up since high school and would be professional. But having an ex as an obstetrician would be awkward.
3) Bed rest - nausea is horrible
1. Stretch marks for sure.
2. This one is difficult.....I think I would say my ex be my OB. I don't think I'd trust my high school nemesis to be placing my epidural....
3. Bed rest definitely- although I would totally go insane, I absolutely hate throwing up!
OB be my ex - I think that would be hilarious.
Best rest - uncontrollable nausea is the pits.
Fun thread!
2. Ex boyfriend as OB
3. Bed rest!
2. Nemesis - I was on decent terms with pretty much everyone and those I wasn't as fond of never really knew how I felt.
3. Bed rest!
2) ex boyfriend as my OB. Bitches from high school 'still be crazy' 10 years later even!
3) being home is driving me crazy. At least when I had nausea I could still work through it........ !
2) ex boyfriend-the nurses do most of the work anyway. I'd trust him to catch my baby.
3) this is the toughest! I hate both choices with passion. I guess nausea because not leaving my house or being able to go places might make me crazy!
Can I pick the Ex? I'd probably pick the nemesis. I think she's grown up a lot and I almost feel for her and her crappy marriage.
Bed rest with no kids? Haha!
2) ex as OB -I stopped caring about what he thought a decade ago
3) this one is tough but probably nausea since I can never sit still.
I agree, fun change of pace!
1) Stretch marks. I rather like the idea of having something that looks like I've been attacked by a bear. Besides, they fade. I sport my scars with pride
2) Hmmm. I'll take the HS nemesis. I was always the one picked on in school, so they would have no cause to cause me pain. No vendetta to get back at me for. I'd trust that by now they've outgrown their bully streak and treat a patient with professionalism. They may still act cray and be a bitch as a person, but I would count on professional pride in their field.
3) Initially I was going to go with bedrest but then thought about how much my hips hurt when I lay down now. Screw that. I couldn't deal with that all day. Not all day, everyday. Uncontrollable nausea means that I I'd likely be puking a lot, and I wouldn't know when I'd puke, BUT I couldn't puke ALL the time, so I'd get some random time when I'm not puking. My tummy may be upset, but I could go thru a semblance of a life
2. Ex as my OB - hey nothing he hasn't seen before, right?
3. Nausea - I have so much respect for you bed rest ladies. I may be one of the laziest people on earth but knowing I can't get out of bed would be horrible.
2. Ex- I'm not really on bad terms with any of them, plus they've already seen what's going on down there before
3. I guess I'd have to pick the bed rest even though it would drive me nuts, I was so happy when the nausea went away!
Fun thread!
2) ex for sure...
3) nausea! As awful as it was... If I was on bed rest I would have another two years in nursing school rather than one!
Fun thread! :-) have a great day ladies!
1) Stretch Marks. I already have them pretty bad and I really don't mind them.
2) My nemesis from HS was my childhood best friend....andddddd she slept with my boyfriend so something tells me I can't trust her with my epidural hahah So I'll have to take my ex as an OB...it would just be super awkward o.O
3) Bed rest for sure! I hateeeeeeee being nauseous.
1) I'm going with stretch marks.. they're ugly but at least they're not really painful
2) lol my first thought is Which ex? (not that there were many but they ran the gambit of sweet to cruel). I'll go with Ex because like a PP said, the nurses do more of the work any way. And while I don't have a real nemesis from high school, i dont trust any of those ladies not to accidentally paralyze me for life.
3) I think i'm going with bed rest. Because netflix lol
2. My high school nemesis...she is now one of my best friends. The ex was who we stayed into it over
3. Best rest 100% I had HG and it was awful. No more nausea for me.
2. Ex as OB. It just seems less risky....
3. Bed rest! It would drive me crazy but I have hyperemesis during my pregnancies and it's life-threatening when it can be controlled by medication, so signing up for uncontrollable vomiting is basically suicide. I can handle a little boredom if that's the alternative.
I guess I would choose having an ex be my OB. I'm afraid my nemesis would accidentally miss and I would feel everything.
The last one is the hardest. I HATE NAUSEA!!! I think I might go cray cray not being able to leave the house with a two year old around. I guess I'd pick nausea if a gun was pointed at my head.
1) Varicose veins!
2) Ex as my OB!
3) Nausea! I've been on modified bedrest for the past 5 weeks and I'm going nuts. I'd rather be out and about. (If I could tolerate it with nausea)
2. Ex as OB. I think my nemesis would mess up on purpose and would love to see me suffer for the rest of my life. Plus, I would be proud to have once dated a doctor. Lol.
3. Bed rest. Uncontrollable nausea would likely put me in bed all day anyway. So, I may as well be nausea free while I'm there.
Epidural..
Bed rest (I've been sick entire pregnancy it's not fun)
These are horrible! Makes me appreciate my problems right now, lol.
1. Stretch marks.
2. Ex boyfriend. Though that would be so. awkward. (My HS nemesis would probably be sure to paralyze me. She wore a shirt to school one day that said, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." And she stole a good friend's boyfriend. I have never been someone to take that crap.)
3. Nausea. I can't imagine the back pain of bedrest that long. Respect to the ladies dealing with any type of bed rest.
2) Ex boyfriend OB. Awkward as all else, but at least I could rub my happy little family in his face at the end of it! Here's to hoping that I at least cleaned up a little down there though...
3) Nausea. Huge respect to everyone dealing with bedrest, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it.
1. Vericose veins - you can get rid of them.
2. My high school nemesis. She is now my best friend in the whole world.
3. Bed rest! Both options would be completely miserable. But, I cry and pee all over myself every time I throw up and I usually can't get out of bed when I'm nauseous any way.
2) high school nemesis... Its already awkward with a stranger being my OB, I would die if it was someone I knew.
3) bed rest... I hate feeling nausea more than anything.
Fun thread @klkonwi!
2) I didn't have a nemesis so I guess I have to pick ex, I don't have any that were that terrible, plus like PP said it would be fun to rub how happy I am now in any of their faces (especially the one who told me I was a "Cadillac" and would never find anyone worthy of me-complete bullshit, I still can't figure out what he meant by that)
3) I was really sick in the beginning and it sucked and now I'm tired all the time so I wouldn't mind being forced to rest but I'd probably lose my mind after a couple days.