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27alex · May 2015

Relatively flame free Friday confessions! Tell them here.

27alex · May 2015

FFFC: I faked an orgasm last night because it just wasn't going to happen and DH was taking forever...I promptly took out my vibrator when DH got in the shower afterwards.

Sorry, not sorry.

jnnfrrose6 · May 2015

I use DH's trimmer for "maintenance." He has no idea.

ShamrockGirl518 · May 2015

I just bought 5 pairs of shoes online with money DH knows nothing about. I am hoping he isn't home home they get delivered!! [-O<

ShamrockGirl518 · May 2015

27alex said:
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27alex said:
FFFC: I faked an orgasm last night because it just wasn't going to happen and DH was taking forever...I promptly took out my vibrator when DH got in the shower afterwards.

Sorry, not sorry.

DH usually wants to hang around whenever this happens to me. I am screaming in my head to go in the shower. LOL

rel1988 · May 2015

My boss is on vacation today so let's be honest I'm not going to be doing much.

CharmBombExplosion · May 2015

I faked sick yesterday to get out of work early cause I went to a wrestling event.

jennymack79 · May 2015

I'm working from home today because DH couldn't drive me. But...

nicosh8 · May 2015

I wanted to know what I looked like to other people so I used my phone to take a short video of myself working at my desk.
I am a complete weirdo.. X_X

tiffk10 · May 2015

I have a few...

We are going to talk to the bank/someone about qualifying for a home loan next week and I'm praying for good news so we don't have to stay with my in-laws very long. I love them both, but I've been so stressed trying to find space for our stuff and keep their house organized I may lose my mind if we have to stay there more long term.

I've been at work for a half hour and other than starting my computer and pulling up my email I haven't done anything remotely productive and feel like little is going to get done today.

I wanted to have sex with SO this morning since I'm going out of town this weekend, but I was so distracted thinking about us finishing on time so I could get ready for work. I feel awful that I wasn't all there today.

DaphneMoon1 · May 2015

27alex said:
FFFC: I faked an orgasm last night because it just wasn't going to happen and DH was taking forever...I promptly took out my vibrator when DH got in the shower afterwards.

Sorry, not sorry.

Vibrator during sex.

Edit for gif fail.

ktmitchell11 · May 2015

I get packages shipped to my office so DH doesn't know how much I shop!

Jizzill · May 2015

ktmitchell11 said:
I get packages shipped to my office so DH doesn't know how much I shop!

Always, and leave them in my trunk until he's not home to unload!!

mrskal · May 2015

I was feeling a little depressed so I went out to splurge

Then dh came back home early, I told him how upset I was, he took me to the jewellery shop, let's just say it was a big rock

I was this close to posting the real pic #:-S

LoveLucy0413 · May 2015

I told my boss I have to get off work early this coming wednesday for a doc appointment...in reality...Im going with a couple friends to a taping of the Conan Obrien Show at Warner Bros Studios.

that tall ginger

JustLivinLife · May 2015

jennymack79 said:
I'm working from home today because DH couldn't drive me. But...

AHHHHH this was on TV yesterday!!

JustLivinLife · May 2015

My boss is at a golf outing today, one co-worker came in 2 hours late, another is leaving 2 hours early, and its raining outside.... Perfect Friday to be on TB all day but have it appear to others like I'm focusing on something very important...

27alex · May 2015

DaphneMoon1 said:

27alex said:
FFFC: I faked an orgasm last night because it just wasn't going to happen and DH was taking forever...I promptly took out my vibrator when DH got in the shower afterwards.

Sorry, not sorry.
Vibrator during sex.

Edit for gif fail.

I wish! It's too distracting! Can't do it.

OddOne31 · May 2015

I went to Pitch Perfect 2 last night, didn't get to bed until 1ish and now I'm worthless at work. Probably won't accomplish anything today. Totally worth it.

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

27alex said:

DaphneMoon1 said:

27alex said:
FFFC: I faked an orgasm last night because it just wasn't going to happen and DH was taking forever...I promptly took out my vibrator when DH got in the shower afterwards.

Sorry, not sorry.
Vibrator during sex.

Edit for gif fail.
I wish! It's too distracting! Can't do it.

Because I had seen @alex27 mention a vibrator several times, I bought one specifically for sex (I have another one for alone time). DH was all about it really but with his issues I'm anxious about using it because I'm worried it's going to distract him. It usually just lays on the bed next to me lol

DH's confidence seems to be improving so *fingers crossed* that I'll be able to incorporate it soon to further enhance our sex life

No other confessions other then the fact that I took a personal day after two days of coordinating state testing. I still have 6 personal days and 4 sick days to use by the end of the year (I can only roll over 4 sick days) but it's making me anxious because I'm teaching summer school now too which starts the Monday following the end of this semester so not sure I'll actually get to use them

I should have just added them on to other holidays earlier in the year.

ShamrockGirl518 · May 2015

ktmitchell11 said:
I get packages shipped to my office so DH doesn't know how much I shop!

I used to do this but our receptionist started complaining about people getting their personal mail delivered to the office and having too much work to do.

27alex · May 2015

missteacherlady16 said:

27alex said:

DaphneMoon1 said:

27alex said:
FFFC: I faked an orgasm last night because it just wasn't going to happen and DH was taking forever...I promptly took out my vibrator when DH got in the shower afterwards.

Sorry, not sorry.
Vibrator during sex.

Edit for gif fail.
I wish! It's too distracting! Can't do it.
Because I had seen @alex27 mention a vibrator several times, I bought one specifically for sex (I have another one for alone time). DH was all about it really but with his issues I'm anxious about using it because I'm worried it's going to distract him. It usually just lays on the bed next to me lol

DH's confidence seems to be improving so *fingers crossed* that I'll be able to incorporate it soon to further enhance our sex life

No other confessions other then the fact that I took a personal day after two days of coordinating state testing. I still have 6 personal days and 4 sick days to use by the end of the year (I can only roll over 4 sick days) but it's making me anxious because I'm teaching summer school now too which starts the Monday following the end of this semester so not sure I'll actually get to use them I should have just added them on to other holidays earlier in the year.

DH is usually a sport and I get mine first, but I can't do penetration and the vibrator..:just doesn't work!

You'll love it and so will he once he gets used to it!!!!!!

tigerfish227 · May 2015

I have an extremity difficult time giving myself an orgasm. I've tried... And tried... And tried again but I just cannot get there on my own. It really sucks with my high sex drive but my fiance is finally starting to keep up with me so yay! It's not that he "can't" perform its just that he wasn't used to such an active sex life. His ex pretty much hated sex and used it against him. His divorce was like 6 years ago and I'm the first woman he's slept with since her so complete 180 from what he was used to.

jennymack79 · May 2015

meganmariko said:

jennymack79 said:
I'm working from home today because DH couldn't drive me. But...

AHHHHH this was on TV yesterday!!

Yep, and the day before! DH and I watched it Weds.

[Deleted User] · May 2015

My DH frequently complains about people who buy lottery tickets, and about how stupid it is.

I buy a ticket probably once a month. I will go to the grave and never tell him.

Jizzill · May 2015

I wait until my husband leaves and I watch internet porn. I know it's not a big deal (he actually wouldn't care at all), but it's like my own little dirty secret...ssshhh! I don't even get off on it - I'm just fascinated by it.

seashellz1223 · May 2015

I've been slipping my husband multivitamins in his food because he always forgets to take them and then complains non stop that he's sick :-$

KaaaaaatieRN · May 2015

My husband has worked a job for several years that requires him to work away from home for 2 weeks, then he comes home for 2 weeks. By the time he has to leave again, I'm so ready to have my house and my vagina back!

Rabbitheart15 · May 2015

antoto said:
My DH frequently complains about people who buy lottery tickets, and about how stupid it is.

I buy a ticket probably once a month. I will go to the grave and never tell him.

I know. I have these fantasies about really awkward conversations with DH: "Honey, I've got a confession, we just won a million bucks."

tabmb · May 2015

16 and Pregnant & Teen Mom

DutchLucyLu · May 2015

antoto said:
My DH frequently complains about people who buy lottery tickets, and about how stupid it is.

I buy a ticket probably once a month. I will go to the grave and never tell him.

My DH used to be really anti-lottery, calling it 'dumb people taxes', but then totally went and joined a lottery where you play with your postcode because he couldn't stand the thought of our neighbours maybe winning the NYE jackpot and us not winning anything. 8-|

I can't think of anything to confess. I'm such a scatterbrain today!

firebaby688 · May 2015

ALittleCountry said:
I hate how my profession is by nature extremely PC and touchy feely. A lot of times I wish I could just say "you're an idiot and you suck as a person and a parent." And even if I express this to other social workers, a lot of times you get the "well, just understand how they grew up blah blah blah."

Wait... Social workers can't say that to each other? Well shit, I'm not doing my job right. I've had this conversation with multiple social workers and we are all pretty on board lol. Just come to Michigan

firebaby688 · May 2015

Since we're talking about vibrators, sometimes when I'm horny and tired I tell DH I'm going to bed early and then yet myself off with the vibrator. It really ruins my plans when he decides he's tired too, though...

ktmitchell11 · May 2015

My husband loves ALL my sexy time toys! He is super into using them WITH me. I mean, I love my alone time, but it's nice he is into it too. We were together for four years before we got married and he was such a prude. He only came out of it after a year of marriage. Don't know what changed with him. I think it just takes guys time to get comfortable with that kind of thing.

27alex · May 2015

ktmitchell11 said:
My husband loves ALL my sexy time toys! He is super into using them WITH me. I mean, I love my alone time, but it's nice he is into it too. We were together for four years before we got married and he was such a prude. He only came out of it after a year of marriage. Don't know what changed with him. I think it just takes guys time to get comfortable with that kind of thing.

I'm the opposite. I was the prude! I'd never had an orgasm or a toy before DH came home with the first one.

ktmitchell11 · May 2015

DH was a super prude and I was a wild child. It is amazing to me that we got together. I said such inappropriate things when we first started dating and it would make him so uncomfortable. We actually had a lot of problems while dating because of it. Lots of, "I'm not changing for you on both ends." But it has worked out for the best!

cattlebride · May 2015

I pretended dd stayed up late last high so dh would take her this morning and I could sleep in. The truth is they both fell asleep around nine and I stayed up to be on the bump I-)

BlueWaffleSpeshul · May 2015

tabmb said:
16 and Pregnant & Teen Mom

16 and Pregnant was my guilty pleasure before I had DS. I wanted to feel like I knew more than SOMEONE being a FTM. :-$

missteacherlady16 · May 2015

So I'm just super excited and this may be a bit inappropriate buuuuut

I was out running errands and DH was home from work by the time I got back. He asked if I wanted to have sex and since we're trying to capitalize on every moment for him I said yes but I had to "get ready" (I honestly wasn't in the mood but didn't want to deny him)....anyway, short story not only did I have the courage to use my toy during sex we both had orgasms! I'm not trying to brag in any way - this is a super accomplishment given the last two or so years.

pulling2gether · May 2015

I make our meal plans for the week and then head out to the commisary armed with a list to keep me on track. Yesterday I bought a bag of peanut butter m&m's, ate half the bag (whilst being entertained on TB) and stuffed the rest in my desk drawer so DH wouldn't find them. I don't want to share!

I just remembered I have them and now I want some but DH is home and if I try to sneak one, he will know and want some...

27alex · May 2015

missteacherlady16 said:
So I'm just super excited and this may be a bit inappropriate buuuuut

I was out running errands and DH was home from work by the time I got back. He asked if I wanted to have sex and since we're trying to capitalize on every moment for him I said yes but I had to "get ready" (I honestly wasn't in the mood but didn't want to deny him)....anyway, short story not only did I have the courage to use my toy during sex we both had orgasms! I'm not trying to brag in any way - this is a super accomplishment given the last two or so years.

Is it creepy I'm like super pumped for you considering what you two have been going through!!!!???

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