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December 2015 Moms
Razberii
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Open Rant on DH, SO.. baby daddiesw/e..no judging
Razberii
member
Ok some rules:
No judging, there may be curse words, not looking for support or solutions just want to bitch, everyone share. I know I'm not the only one
My DH is wonderful but I am so pissed off with so much of his crap, it's little things.
1. I bought a 50$ body pillow for me.. the pregnant one with the back problems. Why do I have to pry it from him every time I go to bed. Just leave it alone.
2. Stop touching my boobs. They are sore and I know they are bigger and he is excited but stop.
3. I'm pregnant not paralyzed. I don't need you to wash my back our feed me. But it would be nice if the dishes were done
4. I'm to hot (temp lol) to cuddle.
5. I'm not in the mood stop waving your boner around and poking me with it. I'm nauseous, I have a headache and a back ache, I'm bloated, constipated and worried about every cramp pain or fart.
Of course I'm not going to bitch out my poor husband bc he is trying but it feels good to let it out.
No judging, there may be curse words, not looking for support or solutions just want to bitch, everyone share. I know I'm not the only one
My DH is wonderful but I am so pissed off with so much of his crap, it's little things.
1. I bought a 50$ body pillow for me.. the pregnant one with the back problems. Why do I have to pry it from him every time I go to bed. Just leave it alone.
2. Stop touching my boobs. They are sore and I know they are bigger and he is excited but stop.
3. I'm pregnant not paralyzed. I don't need you to wash my back our feed me. But it would be nice if the dishes were done
4. I'm to hot (temp lol) to cuddle.
5. I'm not in the mood stop waving your boner around and poking me with it. I'm nauseous, I have a headache and a back ache, I'm bloated, constipated and worried about every cramp pain or fart.
Of course I'm not going to bitch out my poor husband bc he is trying but it feels good to let it out.
Re: Open Rant on DH, SO.. baby daddiesw/e..no judging
My DH likes to get out of the shower and stand in their middle of the bedroom and swing his shlong from left to right and say "babe look!".
As for the body pillow I don't have one so I just use 3 of the 8 fluffy ones we already have. But man he insists on rolling over and pulling me close but 1) I'm too fucking hot to deal with his extra body heat and 2) can't stand that his midnight boner somehow finds his way between my buttcheeks (sorry for the tmi, but I have a big ass). Usually when he doesn't get his daily dose, he litteraly "sleep sexes" me, I'm a heavy sleeper so I usually don't notice, but I guess somehow my subconscious self figures out what's going on then literally rolls over so his penis can't reach me. Then in the morning he tells me I was being mean to him in my sleep!?!?
I don't get it and I don't play "mind games" but I wish he would be more understanding.
Thinking about it later I never have reacted this way before I just don't have the patience to be nice anymore.
Even though it's early I just don't feel good or feel I look good or feel in a good mood, so don't touch me!! Haha he is cute and kisses my fat bloated stomach before bed to say goodnight to the baby, that makes my cold heart swell a little bit.
And stop eating my freaking PB captn crunch... It's Mmmmiiiiinnneeee!!
@Embuzz247 I'd probably punch my DH if he flicked my nipple bc they hurt so bad.
@dtstokas I would die if I had to do all the house work. I can barley stand loading the dishwasher lol
Then this morning I have a cardiology appointment across town and I asked him to come so I can drive in the carpool lane so it only takes 20 mins instead of an hour to get there with traffic and he tells me he wants to sleep in which I sooooo understand but now I had to wake up extra early to get there and I really just want to sleep. I feel like such a baby complaining about these things but damn these hormones!!
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With the whole "back-rub" thing, my husband has been using that to get sex out of me since we got married, he says that it because "he likes it when I feel good", I doubt it though! I know he does it for sex because he only does it after we haven't had sex for 1 day. My DH is a horny horn doggy; he needs sex about twice a day every day in order to be satisfied. Sadly he wasn't like this for the first 9 months I was with him, so I married the sex fiend without knowledge. After I was locked in - the sex was on. My vagina has been beaten up enough over the last 5 years, sex is the last thing on my mind! I personally the 4 days a week I give him now is a perfect compromise and is enough to keep any man from looking elsewhere.
I usually just tell him, hey, I'm pregnant and I'm stressing out and have a lot on my mind. I can't enjoy sex unless I have no distractions; right now that ain't happening, so you need to bear with me like I bear with you!
@Katiemstar Mine calls his swinging boner his mating call too! Haha, how funny!
Perfect Gif for how you're feeling!
I woke up at 5:30am to let the dogs out and feed them. I noticed that he left all the dirty dishes in the sink so I cleaned them. Lunch.. Same thing. Dinner comes, we eat and I get up to go pack (I travel for work). 30 minutes later, I walk in to the kitchen/living room and the minute he saw me he says " my head hurts I'm going to bed" and leaves the dirty dishes out AGAIN. If I cook, he should clean. If he cooks, I should clean. After I finished dishes for the 3rd time that day, I finally got in bed and situated and my husband says "oh did you do all the dishes? I could have done them" it took everything in me to just say " yeah I did them all" and not pick a fight.