Hahaha! You know you're pregnant when you go to the grocery store for milk and eggs but leave with mac & cheese, ice cream, and pickles...but no milk or eggs!
You know you're pregnant when you go to the grocery store and come out with two of each of your favorite snacks. (I had two boxes of quinoa cookies, two coconut ice cream pints, two bags of lime chips and my husband was just shaking his head).
Hahaha! You know you're pregnant when you go to the grocery store for milk and eggs but leave with mac & cheese, ice cream, and pickles...but no milk or eggs!
Ha! This! I just got back from the store with two jars of pickles, honey nut Cheerios, Mac and cheese, OJ and alcohol-free wine (giving it a try). #crazycravings X_X
....when you cry for 30 minutes on a 2 hour road trip because your DH, who has been wonderful and supportive, was allegedly "mean" to you...then stop crying until he wants to stop at a rest stop that you don't want to stop at because your face is red from previous crying...and as he pulls in because he needs a drink, you start sobbing for another 10 minutes while he tries his damnedest to help you stop crying
You know you're pregnant when a facebook video of a cookie butter mug cake makes you nauseous (and you used to love cookie butter) and you cry when your husband stays up working in the living room when you go to bed.
You know your pregnant when you go out and you immediately have to pee and become ravenous even though you went before you left and ate an hour before.
You know you're pregnant when the smell of last night's dinner dishes or some random woman's perfume makes you want to vomit. No more pork chops for this girl!
Married September 2013, Excited to welcome Baby Thompson December 2015
I can't wait till lunch, it is way to long btwn breakfast and lunch! Today my husband came down and gave me this WTF look when I was cooking fajitas at 11! Haha!
You know you're pregnant when your morning bagel ends up with salsa, dill pickles, a fried egg, and sriracha on it in addition to the cream cheese it started out with lol
You know you're pregnant when you wake your husband up at 3am opening up a cheese wrapper. (It's a funny bonus if he jumps up because he thinks the dog is chewing on something she shouldn't be
Sooo emotional lately... ;( I got weak from not eating soon enough and felt as though I was about to pass out. I called for my husband to come help me in the kitchen and he couldn't hear me. When he finally heard me crying he came to check on me. I couldn't stop crying. I just wanted help with the microwave!! Once I finally sat down to eat I was nauseous so I cried more. ;(
You know your pregnant when you can't stop crying because the first episode of the new season of game of thrones was so disappointing and you had been looking forward to it for so long.
You know your pregnant when you get caught at the supermarket talking to yourself while nearly crying on the type of icecream to buy ... Caramel ... Oooo oh god sake ... No .. Strawberry .. Aaa why is everything so hard ooooo what about blackberry yeah .. Pick it up ... No no caramel xx
You know you're pregnant when you've dreamed of burgers, craved burgers, and then shopped for burger making supplies only to decide the day of you never want to see a burger again.
This is right now. Which is really sad because husband is making burgers for dinner because I requested it.
You cry and throw a fit at sonic because you ordered a banna cream pie shake with chocolate and had no idea about it having coconut. They had a shake that said "coconut cream pie" and one that said "banana cream pie" why would the banana have coconut as well?? I'm still pissed off at sonic. I really wanted that milkshake.
You finish one chicken salad sandwich meal at Zaxbys and are tempted to order a 2nd... Decide against it thankfully because not even 10 min later you barely make it out of thr grocery store alive from the sudden severe nausea. Good thing I didn't get the 2nd... I have a feeling they would have been calling "clean up in aisle 9"
You buy a huge family size of ___, eat one portion at home, and make your husband eat the rest. Every three days.
You oscillate between "I am sort of showing! Yay! Baby is growing!" and "I look so fat. Nothing fits!"
Regardless of all the crazy, you can't stop thinking about this little one and can't wait for the months ahead. Had to end now while I feel sappy, because I'm pregnant, and in two mins I might be sarcastic and nasty .... Lol.
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This is right now. Which is really sad because husband is making burgers for dinner because I requested it.
You buy a huge family size of ___, eat one portion at home, and make your husband eat the rest. Every three days.
You oscillate between "I am sort of showing! Yay! Baby is growing!" and "I look so fat. Nothing fits!"
Regardless of all the crazy, you can't stop thinking about this little one and can't wait for the months ahead. Had to end now while I feel sappy, because I'm pregnant, and in two mins I might be sarcastic and nasty .... Lol.