Horrible names

love4yourlocks · January 2015

Nevaeh, SO GHETTO.

jentatu · January 2015

Baby Girl. I shit you not!

skinandbones · January 2015

An old friend used the middle name Colt for her daughter. Yep, the gun (which had been a wedding present). The first name wasn't much better.

Lois172000 · January 2015

jgesi said:
I can't stand nevaeh. It's just not right. And how it's pronounced it should be spelled neveah... which is NOT heaven spelled backwards. I also know of a real La-La (ladashla), and I have a hard time with names like Canyon Storm (first and middle).

My best friends name is Storm. It's unique.

hsabyan · January 2015

Abcde- pronounced ab-sid-ee (she was an adorable little girl)

I don't know if it's clever or stupid, but it's definitely the most interesting name I've come across.

WashingtonQueen · January 2015

meg2j said:
I worked in foster care. We had a X!penzive come through.

I'm calling bullshit. In the United States, a legal name is not allowed to have numbers or symbols.

cookiedough22 · January 2015

There is a boy army school named Pretty Boy. Seriously.

koehn27 · January 2015

One of my DH's cousins named their son Danger. Idk if its just not in my taste or whatever, but it makes me cringe!

charissumner · January 2015

I'm a high school teacher and I have seen some great ones.

1) Emotions but she went by Emotia
2) Benjamin T. Dover. Bless his parents heart. I don't think they ever heard the joke.At least he went by the middle name. It took his entire freshmen year for the front office to stop paging "Ben Dover." Facepalm.
3) This year I have the first of a long set of girls. Their mom's name is Breezy. She named them all weather related names. I have Stormy right now. There is also an Icey, Rainey, and a Sunny. I can't wait.
4) Donta. Pronounced Dante. It just annoys me.

stahlop · January 2015

Speaking of the double names, we had a Miranda Miranda at our school last year.

Mammato4 · January 2015

Is it just me or is anyone else here reading this thread to maybe find a ridiculously crazy but cool name idea?! Hahaha maybe? (Joking... I think)

keenebride2015 · January 2015

Speshul (special) was a client I had a few years ago.

MissAva387 · January 2015

Mammato4 said:
Is it just me or is anyone else here reading this thread to maybe find a ridiculously crazy but cool name idea?! Hahaha maybe? (Joking... I think)

I'm following to make sure none of the names I chose are on here! Haha so far, so good!

kdwitzke · January 2015

I have a few:
I worked with a girl who named her daughter Onnesty Justice!
I briefly worked at Sears photo center, and the worst name I came across there was Thunder Raine!
But the one I personally dislike the most is Nevaeh... Because "it's Heaven spelled backwards!" ugh. I hate this name lol!

jlbeaudry · January 2015

I know two people with the name Naime......

jgesi · January 2015

Holland is not bad @ABvintage‌. Although I will also confess to soft of liking London FWIW.

Gamama12 · January 2015

When we were pregnant with my DD' my hubby was really set on naming her "Cobb" if she were a boy...like the salad. I told him it would make me hungry evey time I had to say his name. Also, I knew two sisters in high school named Winter and Storm. Oi

curryfamily · January 2015

I worked with a girl who named her daughter Honey Princess. I'm all for different names but I have my limits.

nosoup4u · January 2015

I know ppl who have named kids Jetson, Bowie, Talon and Tenley (separate families!). Just no for all of them.

AceBaby191 · January 2015

Some interesting names I have come across.... all actual people:
Breezy
Nickerious
One Twenty
Gennessee (named after a San Diego freeway exit, but spelled wrong)
Crit
Kaytchyn
Dusty Rose
Chayse (whhhhyyyy the 'y'???)
Brantley
Flossy Butts (she was a sweet old lady at my first dental office job. I was 16, and thought it was hilarious)

myfriendscallmemeg · January 2015

Gamama12 said:
When we were pregnant with my DD' my hubby was really set on naming her "Cobb" if she were a boy...like the salad. I told him it would make me hungry evey time I had to say his name. Also, I knew two sisters in high school named Winter and Storm. Oi

I just named our new puppy Cobb! It's short and simple and we

Randall (sp?) Cobb from the Packers so it worked for us!

myfriendscallmemeg · January 2015

ABvintage said:
Utah names can be really weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs

@myfriendscallmemeg I actually like Holland, it's not any weirder then Austin!!! (so not weird)

I LOL'd so hard at the boy version!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXPrtJKPmB0&sns=tw via @youtube

hope2432 · January 2015

My uncle and his son are both named Tom Sawyer for the first and middle name.

taylorharber1108 · January 2015

I went to school with a girl named Champaign. She had a sister named Tequila and her brothers name was Jack.

Mama must have missed her alcohol during those pregnancies lol.

myfriendscallmemeg · January 2015

Okay, I have a name related question. My sister has a little boy named Lincoln. She calls him "Link" for short. But while texting I always call him Linc, since it's half his name.

Well she just called me out on it. And seems super offended that I won't call her kid the nickname she has given him.

I realize I'm being overly hormonal about this. Because it's her kids' name for crying out loud. But I just want to ask her why the hell she named him Lincoln if she was just going to refer to him as the Legend of Zelda character his whole life?

Who's on her side?

MissAva387 · January 2015

Im watching the Detroit/Dallas game and the player who just scored is named Golden Tate.

No.

mamaZbo · January 2015

I have a niece named Miraculous. It is a totally normal name for where she is from though so maybe not so terrible...

KLB2T · January 2015

myfriendscallmemeg said:
Who's on her side?

Not I.

kelseyrayay · January 2015

I know someone who was going to name their kid Richard lionheart thankfully it was changed to Eli instead

the love parade · January 2015

My brother in law used to be a teacher and had a student named Avonlady. Also I used to be acquainted with brothers named Random (the elder) and Extra (the younger). I guess the parents were trying to be descriptive with their baby naming?

splashgraphic · January 2015

My friends husband wanted to name their son Leonitis. I don't know what's worse naming your kid after a 300 character or that it sounds like a disease. Thankfully they went with Logan instead!

msmolecule · January 2015

myfriendscallmemeg said:
Okay, I have a name related question. My sister has a little boy named Lincoln. She calls him "Link" for short. But while texting I always call him Linc, since it's half his name.

Well she just called me out on it. And seems super offended that I won't call her kid the nickname she has given him.

I realize I'm being overly hormonal about this. Because it's her kids' name for crying out loud. But I just want to ask her why the hell she named him Lincoln if she was just going to refer to him as the Legend of Zelda character his whole life?

Who's on her side?

I say.... Link with a k? Linc with a c? Who gives a damn. If it were my kid I wouldn't let it bother me. And if it were my sister I would know that if she were trying to get under my skin then not letting it bother me would drive her up the wall :-D

chelts202 · January 2015

The school I teach at is right next to a Micmac Reservation, so some of the students who live there have really interesting names. They're not something I would name my own child, necessarily, but I like that the names have deep roots in their culture and they're really unique. Here are a few:

BOYS

Kahlil (kah-LIL)

Nagoozet (NAH-goo-zet)

GIRLS

Azibis (Ah-Z-bis)

Gesig (guess-ig)

Mishun (mees-hun)

Madisson · January 2015

I've met a Baby Bunny (first name) and a Braun Shatt (first and last name) through work.

mrslampert · January 2015

@MissAva387‌ (let me preface this with I'm a HUGE Seahawks fan) Do you dislike because of the name, or because he slept with Russell Wilson's ex wife and the Hawks chose the player that won them the Super Bowl instead of a classless a-hole?

Speaking of the Hawks, a few years back there was a player on the practice squad named Taco Wallace!

I use to baby sit some kids, Doug and Mary. Not so bad...but their full names were Douglas Fir Tree and Mary Christmas Tree! WTF!!

Kalidawn523 · January 2015

My SIL is a teacher and she had a girl named mahogany ebony brown.

Blairbear28 · January 2015

My friend dated an "Anita Wood". Honestly sounds like a Bond slut lol

piedpiper07 · January 2015

jabs86 said:

I think it's weird when people give the last name as the first name. I went to school with an Aaron Aaron. Or like Philip Phillips.

Yup. My husband has the exact same first and last name and it frustrates the shit out of him. People usually refuse to believe it's his real name, which is annoying. He also shares the same first name with my dad. Needless to say we will never be having a junior for that reason haha.

poppymt40 · January 2015

My last name is Tate and my husband and his brother go back and forth thinking of names they could call their kids that would make one word...

Emma Tate (imitate)
Hessa Tate (hesitate)
Anna Tate (annotate)

The list goes on and on....

MissAva387 · January 2015

quietdownfiish said:

MissAva387 said:
Im watching the Detroit/Dallas game and the player who just scored is named Golden Tate.

No.
@MissAva387‌ I read this as "golden taint" at first )

Lmao! Exactly!! I had to see the back of the jersey to make sure my ears were only kidding me!!

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