I've been drinking since 9am

Mags748 · December 2014

atomiccounty said:
With regards to the gifts, last year DS2 was only a few months old at Christmas but I tried to get him a few things, even if it was clothes, new cloth diaper, etc. because I didn't want my older son to think Santa forgot about the baby and I was sensitive about trying to make it look "fair". I'm not sure if that makes sense, but it did to me in a sleepless, post-partum haze.

Lol I did not read this before I posted my response.

pepperedmoth · December 2014

bunnyfungo said:
FYI. The answer is penis.

Ooohhhhh I knew that one!! *catching up*

Sorry 'bout your husband @unheardof‌. Construction bosses are almost universally assholes. Like more so than ordinary bosses. MH has had maybe one good one ever and the rest have been total tools.

Unintentional pun....

pepperedmoth · December 2014

bearsbearsbears said:

bunnyfungo said:

Question: how many presents do you get for a baby under 1? I just realized that we only have one present for the baby. Everything else is for the toddler.

2. But then I stole some books from the toddler and brought the total up to 4.

----quotefail

2 1/2 presents over here. The 1/2 is because my parents and I both inadvertently bought A the same book (Pat the Bunny!) so does that count as 1 present or 2?

pepperedmoth · December 2014

@CFox815‌ so sorry about your friend. It sounds absolutely gutting.

pepperedmoth · December 2014

*caught up*

I just made eggnog. It has the exact texture of the foam on top of a cappuccino, except it is full of brandy and rum.

I want more but I shouldn't.....

pepperedmoth · December 2014

pobrecita said:

mischiefmanaged611 said:

pepperedmoth said:

*caught up*

I just made eggnog. It has the exact texture of the foam on top of a cappuccino, except it is full of brandy and rum.

I want more but I shouldn't.....

I was literally just googling eggnog recipes. Ive never made it before.

I like Alton Brown's. MH is making that plus a different one and we are going to compare.

---------

I made this one. I halved it. Should have quartered it!

ETA: um, here is the actual link (has clearly had too much eggnog...): https://www.npr.org/2013/12/23/256582141/dont-knock-the-nog-until-youve-tried-this-one

JNerd · December 2014

I spend so much time here.
You ladies help keep me sane, and like I'm never drinking alone. Which is important.

Rogue Lily · December 2014

Haaaay @BunkinMama‌ can you pls delete a photo of me spooning my husband (in Larry thread)?

#modabuse

Eta: if you're still here

credcat7 · December 2014

I really want to share a pic with you guys but my phone says low memory so I can't attach. It's a pic of the new vc Andrews series. Apparently christopher kept a diary while in the attic.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

DD has been asleep since 330. Which one of you will be up with me tonight?

JNerd · December 2014

POW hopefully not me. Cuz I can't handle no sleep again.

But likely me. Cuz Squeaker is not thrilled with her crib.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

@JNerd‌ there are still some nights DD won't stay in the crib. I have it in our room though.

credcat7 · December 2014

Cough cough cough cough cough . So tired of coughing

and Sammie won't crash tonight which sucks

credcat7 · December 2014

I am here. Trying to stay still so I don't attract sammies attention while her dad tries to get her to sleep.
Thinking wine might make me sleep better tonight but can't get off couch to get it grrrr.
on a side note he has been picking up my severe slacking the past few days which has made it so much easier on me.

Mags748 · December 2014

CFox815 said:
I have eaten so many baked goods. Is it possible to bake and not eat everything?

No it is not. I was eating really well until I started all my Christmas baking and now it has all gone to hell. I have been eating my weight in Christmas goodies nightly for the past week.

credcat7 · December 2014

Avswolf said:

credcat7 said:
I really want to share a pic with you guys but my phone says low memory so I can't attach. It's a pic of the new vc Andrews series. Apparently christopher kept a diary while in the attic.
My next read!

Secrets of foxworth
And
echos of dollangangers

credcat7 · December 2014

SunnySideUp26 said:
Having breakfast with two (lifelong) childhood friends was the best thing ever today. We were all friends throughout elementary and middle school. I've stayed in touch (a lot) with both but they lost touch in college. Breakfast was amazing. So many childhood pics, memories, and catching up. It was also super cute that one of my friends remembered a very specific picture with DS1 when she was here the last time and asked to take "the same" picture with DS2. They were about the same age (4-5 months). Seriously, some friends aren't just friends. They are family.

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself"

[Deleted User] · December 2014

bunnyfungo said:

That reminds me, where is @guiltypleasures‌

drunk.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

golfergirl08 said:

I finally started Flowers in the Attic. Already hooked. Do we have a set discussion date, @guiltypleasures‌ ?

the 39th

[Deleted User] · December 2014

Some people suck but there are a lot of nice people in the world.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

CFox815 said:

I'm glad I'm not alone. I was pretty much snorting confectioner's sugar tonight.

I'm with you because you're so nice and I lvoe you.

credcat7 · December 2014

Go.to.sleep child!

Mags748 · December 2014

CFox815 said:
I'm glad I'm not alone. I was pretty much snorting confectioner's sugar tonight.

This reminds me of a patient I had on my caseload who had just come from the county mental health complex. He was an addict who got beat nearly to death and suffered a pretty significant brain injury. His chart notes reported that he tried to snort actual sugar while he was there. I'm guessing he thought it was something else.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

SunnySideUp26 said:

guiltypleasures said:
Some people suck but there are a lot of nice people in the world.
YEP, that's the truth.

Fuck all those people who are just assholes for no reason. N

[Deleted User] · December 2014

mischiefmanaged611 said:

guiltypleasures said:

Some people suck but there are a lot of nice people in the world.

:x :-*

I love you a lot.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

CFox815 said:

guiltypleasures said:

CFox815 said:

I'm glad I'm not alone. I was pretty much snorting confectioner's sugar tonight.

I'm with you because you're so nice and I lvoe you.

ILY. I just answered you on the other thread but we're both having shitty nights, awful.

You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.

credcat7 · December 2014

Had my honey. Had my Tylenol cold and flu ( sheit is nasty ) drank my water. Now I want wine and my book but it's 10:20 I need to go to bed!

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

I have purchased duke's mayo for the first time. Now I'm going to have to check a bag so I can take mayo and sandwich spread back. Lol

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

We're almost back to my mom's house. I'm going to give DD meds and hope she goes back to sleep.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

I had 3 more people download Shopkick today. Woot. I'm almost at another $25 giftcard.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

Don't mind me while I talk to myself.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

How many posts before I get locked out?

[Deleted User] · December 2014

pearlofwisdom1 said:
I have purchased duke's mayo for the first time. Now I'm going to have to check a bag so I can take mayo and sandwich spread back. Lol

I love you too.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

guiltypleasures said:

pearlofwisdom1 said:
I have purchased duke's mayo for the first time. Now I'm going to have to check a bag so I can take mayo and sandwich spread back. Lol
I love you too.

I love you too @guiltypleasures‌!

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

bunnyfungo said:

pearlofwisdom1 said:
How many posts before I get locked out?
Keep posting and report back

What other random shit can I say?

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

@guiltypleasures‌ is the best email writer.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

I'm about to drink when I make it to the house.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

I'm hungry. No surprise.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

I'm going to eat banana pudding.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

H told me to go to sleep but I do what I want

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