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I've been drinking since 9am

JNerdJNerd member
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We started the day with mimosas.
I'm now drinking flower vodka and oj.

Drink with me!
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Re: I've been drinking since 9am

  • JNerdJNerd member
    And for the record it's after 3pm here. So not too early for a drinking thread.
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    I'm not drinking again for like a month.
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    I'll hit the garage tho.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    bunnyfungo said:

    I want to be drinking. I'm alone with two devil children though.

    That sounds like reason enough to drink
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  • tbmadeamistaketbmadeamistake member
    I am sick. Baby is sick. Toddler is, well, being very much a toddler today. No booze for me.

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  • JNerdJNerd member
    mischiefmanaged611 said:

    H is bringing me booze, but I dont know what I want.

    Lots. Always lots.
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  • SpaceGirlSpiffSpaceGirlSpiff member
    Aaaannnnnnddd of course those brownies are now coming back with a vengeance in the form of a delightful dose of heartburn.

    Just can't win today.

    I never understood how heartburn gets worse at the end of pregnancy after baby has dropped...like...you'd think the reduction of pressure pushing things up would help.  No?.  Guess not.

    Cat leg goes crazy and beats itself in the face

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  • oscarwaooscarwao member
    There is nothing worse than fucking fighting Disney traffic by yourself in the car with an overtired baby.
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    My kid is on the biggest Nana/Grampy high right now. He's out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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  • alrighthamiltonalrighthamilton member
    justAphase said:
    I'm just getting home from work. Gonna have a couple beers. I guess I'm meeting rich dude in a bit. Maybe things have changed and I'll fall in love with him. Except he's into hunting, so probably not.

    How creepy would it be if it was big game hunting, and he had rhinos and lions mounted on his walls?
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  • alrighthamiltonalrighthamilton member
    justAphase said:
    Someone give me something good to listen to

    Michael Kiwanuka. I'm also listening to Sam Smith quite a lot.
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  • tbmadeamistaketbmadeamistake member
    PrivacyWanted said:

    Omg. I made rum cake for everyone last Friday. Everyone is sitting around chatting and saying how good it was. The receptionist I complain about said "it was so good, I had the whole thing for breakfast this morning"

    There was over 1/4 cup rum poured/soaked into each one.

    This is after everyone my assistant complained how slow she seemed today.

    pRO TIP If you're going to get drunk off cake in the morning don't tell your bosses!

    I used to make rum cake for my family all the time when I was in high school, my parents were kind of lax once we hit an certain age. I'd take leftovers in for school lunch and everyone just thought I was eating cake. A friend asked for a bite once, I obliged, she just about spat it across the room.

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  • bumpuser9058414bumpuser9058414 member
    H brought home a yummy can so I'm drinking!

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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Jap what did you ever decide to do about Hans?

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    As far as blowing up his spot. Because he deserved it.

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    justAphase said:

    ShakeyJakey said:

    Jap what did you ever decide to do about Hans?

    Told the gf. She reacted... Not shocked. Very calm and what is either classy, naive, or him logged into her account. Because she's still tagging him with hearty eyes on Instagram.

    I may have been duped.


    Fuck it.
    I think you did the right thing and if she doesn't see the light now she will after the next girl, or the next one. I've been on both sides and they both suck but she did deserve to know. Her fault of she wants to believe him.

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    @unheardof‌ dickpunch him!
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    Meaning the boss. Not your hubby
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    Sure... You get the easy ones @bunnyfungo‌
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    Okay.
    So it's night three in the crib.
    Last night she was up/are every 3hrs.

    Tonight she (seemingly) went right down.

    Pray to VL that she stays down and sleeps longer. I can't do every 3hrs again. I just can't.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    BrightEyes112 said:

    JNerd said:

    Okay.
    So it's night three in the crib.
    Last night she was up/are every 3hrs.

    Tonight she (seemingly) went right down.

    Pray to VL that she stays down and sleeps longer. I can't do every 3hrs again. I just can't.

    Fx jnerd!
    Now please the same for me except every 30 mins. Like, Wtf is that.
    No freaking kidding!
    Jeeze, babies, act right.
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  • Rogue LilyRogue Lily member
    HE WAS AT A GARTH BROOKS CONCERT

    No doubt in my mind he had an invite, I listen to lance's radio show and although he never shared the actual invite list he often talks about JT , they still in touch

    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • Rogue LilyRogue Lily member
    Oh sorry ok he apparently was at his own random concert & Garth was there.

    Sry for false reporting. I sill mad

    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • clwheelclwheel member
    bunnyfungo said:

    Question: how many presents do you get for a baby under 1? I just realized that we only have one present for the baby. Everything else is for the toddler.

    DD has three things wrapped under our tree. I wrapped all the clothes together. I don't have all day for her to attempt to unwrap 80 things. Lol

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  • maxinelundmaxinelund member
    bunnyfungo said:

    I met DH when I was a server and he was a manager. So try doing your boss?

    This is exactly how I met my husband!
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    It seems like DS 'gets' Christmas this year, so we kinda overdid it a bit.

    I'm just so excited for him.
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    ((Biggest hugs)) @cfox
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  • Mags748Mags748 member
    bunnyfungo said:

    Question: how many presents do you get for a baby under 1? I just realized that we only have one present for the baby. Everything else is for the toddler.

    If you think the toddler will notice that the baby is not getting as many presents you could just wrap up some essentials. DS was 3.5 for DD'S first Christmas and I thought he might notice so I wrapped up some new sippy cups and several items of clothing I had bought on clearance at Old Navy. She maybe got 1 or 2 small toys. He was busy enough with his stuff to not really care what she got, but there was enough stuff there for him to see that Santa brought the baby stuff too.
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