Confessions?

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

Helenahhandbasket said:

slednecksmomma said:

I am having a really REALLY hard time biting my tongue when my boss starts bragging about how she is spending $10,000 on Christmas, and how last year the presents in her living room stacked up over 6ft tall. I think it's in really bad taste to shove this down the throats of two of your workers who may no be able to buy their family gifts this year. ( She talks about it every. single. day. People who don't even work with us have heard about it from her.)

I have alllll the mommy guilt this season over not being able to buy the baby presents for his first Christmas, but we are still not back on our feet from H losing his job a couple months ago. Going to work lately has only made my mommy guilt worse when I have to sit and listen to her go on and on about how she has 18-20 gifts for each of her grandkids under the tree right now, and has more packages showing up every day.

Ew-- that's disgusting.
FFFC-- I didn't buy DD presents for her first or second Christmas. She got a bunch of stuff from my parents/ rleatives/ friends and she was none the wiser.

This right here. Get baby a stocking with some bath toys and call it a day. This year is DD's third Christmas and I'm still not buying her anything. Her birthday is tomorrow. No gifts from me.

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

I really, really like Vivian y'all.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

MamaUnicorn said:

I am terrified I won't fit in my airplane seat to fly back home for xmas. I have been making little strings to measure how big the seat is and how much seat belt there will be, and holding them against my body.

I hate being so fucking fat.

They have seat belt extenders. Ask the attendant.

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

PeanutButterFox said:

I really, really like Vivian y'all.

That's my aunt's name. @guiltypleasures wants to name her girl that too.

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

Okay, is Vivian Soraya too much of a mouthful? Both other girls have at least one name with a familial connection and I'd like to keep that going. Soraya is my aunt's middle name and I've always loved it.

slednecksmomma · December 2014

pearlofwisdom1 said:

PeanutButterFox said:

I really, really like Vivian y'all.

That's my aunt's name. @guiltypleasures wants to name her girl that too.

I love that name, I've had it picked out for years.

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

ColeRose said:

And if I was spending $10,000 on Christmas presents, I would sure as fuck keep that information to myself. How tacky.

Srsly. That's a good way to get yourself robbed.

Helenahhandbasket · December 2014

PeanutButterFox said:

I really, really like Vivian y'all.

I'm glad you like it! It's on my long phantom baby girl list (I am OaD).

I think the NN Vivee is totally adorable too.

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

PeanutButterFox said:

ColeRose said:

And if I was spending $10,000 on Christmas presents, I would sure as fuck keep that information to myself. How tacky.

Srsly. That's a good way to get yourself robbed.

where is this happening?

Huh?

pearlofwisdom1 · December 2014

DD didn't have school today. I'm ready to put her down for a nap so I can go about my day.

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

PeanutButterFox said:

HilarityEnsued said:

PeanutButterFox said:

ColeRose said:

And if I was spending $10,000 on Christmas presents, I would sure as fuck keep that information to myself. How tacky.

Srsly. That's a good way to get yourself robbed.

where is this happening?

Huh?

who said they were spedning $10k on Xmas?

Oh @slednecksmomma's assfaced boss,

slednecksmomma · December 2014

The worst part about it is that she often bitches about how much she pays every month for her daughter's tuition and how she doesn't have an income (they bought the business 3 years ago and haven't paid it off yet). So, no income, and yet this obscene Christmas? Riddle me this Batman....

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

Holls2011 said:

Vivian is an adorable name. That is my future (not really, who am I kidding, no more babies) girl's name. But spelled Vivienne.

Oh you fancy, huh?

angelashly · December 2014

Love Vivian @PeanutButterFox‌

colliebabe · December 2014

Just jumping in to say that Vivian is a FABULOUS name choice! Mine is Vivian Marie.

slednecksmomma · December 2014

colliebabe said:

Just jumping in to say that Vivian is a FABULOUS name choice! Mine is Vivian Marie.

That is my name-to-be if I ever have a girl! Vivianne Marie however (a nod to H's mother who passed young)

thebanich · December 2014

I can't seem to stop making myself look like an ass in front of our CEO. He just came into my office and I was looking at my phone curled up in a ball in my chair (because I'm fucking cold) and he asked me the simplest question, which I realized 5 minutes later I told him the wrong thing so I then had to run down to his office before he sent out an email to correct my dumb ass.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

PeanutButterFox · December 2014

PSA: Target has all board games B2G1 free through tomorrow. I was thinking on my drive to work that I'd like to get some new board games for family time, then BAM! a text from Target about board games.

Now I'm going to go think real hard about how awesome it would be for millions of dollars to just fall into my lap.

vandelay · December 2014

Hi and bye! I read this whole thread thinking I was going to post, but now I have to run out the door. I'm going to work in one of our stores today. It's always fun to get out there and feel really incompetent. Instead of "I'm in training" badges, they should give us "I'm from the corporate office, and therefore useless" badges.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

@Springs1 was active on Reddit 5 days ago!!!!!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/user/Springs1

tattooedtragedy · December 2014

daometjing said:

I'm pissed at my husband's work. He's a contractor, and thus is paid hourly. They told him he was approved for overtime a few weeks ago. There was a big deployment this week, so he worked until midnight on Wednesday. After he worked, they told him the overtime request wasn't actually approved and they would only pay him for 40 hours this week. They need him to work a full day today because there is still work to be done, so he will work at least 10 hours for no pay this week. If he was salaried with benefits and PTO, I wouldn't care. I routinely worked 50-60 hours a week when I was working, but this sucks.

I don't think that is legal?

littlestjerry · December 2014

DragonBlood13 said:
@Springs1 was active on Reddit 5 days ago!!!!!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/user/Springs1

This is so exciting!

littlestjerry · December 2014

I would honestly give money to a kickstarter to make a documentary about springs1.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

littlestjerry said:

@Springs1 was active on Reddit 5 days ago!!!!!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/user/Springs1
This is so exciting!

She will argue about tipping until the day she dies.

It is her hill to die on.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

TyrannosaurusLex said:

I would honestly give money to a kickstarter to make a documentary about springs1.
Absolutely, yes.

OMG. Should we start one?

littlestjerry · December 2014

DragonBlood13 said:

littlestjerry said:

DragonBlood13 said:
@Springs1 was active on Reddit 5 days ago!!!!!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/user/Springs1
This is so exciting!

She will argue about tipping until the day she dies.

It is her hill to die on.

I believe it's spelled ***TIPPING*******

[Deleted User] · December 2014

ColeRose said:

You guys are the worst, she is gonna show up now

THAT IS THE PLAN.

MrsT0514 · December 2014

I just ate one of the candy bars that I bought as a stocking stuffer for dh. Oops.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I'm falling deep into the @springs1 rabbit hole.

See y'all later.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

It's like a work of art.

It's also dumb with the Chili's waitress that she didn't notice a BOWL(even if the bowl was empty, just the bowl itself wasn't supposed to be on my plate since I had substituted extra fries in the place of the bowl of cinnamon apples). It's dumb she didn't notice 2 bbq sauces missing, as well as the side mayo missing. It's not that it's dumb to miss something by accident, what's dumb is to miss it by not CHECKING OVER WHAT ARE YOU *********************SERVING********************* since the job is called "SERVING", you have to ********CARE*********** about **********WTF************ you are serving if it **************APPEARS***************** CORRECTLY OR NOT. Like don't bring a bowl if the bowl wasn't ordered. LIKE DUH. I mean if there was one thing missing and she wouldn't have asked what I ordered, that's acceptable, but all of those things wrong(no extra fries even as well) and her asking me to repeat my order because she was *******************************TOO LAZY AND UNCARING TO *********READ************************************ HER WRITTEN ORDER SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO WORK(which once my food has arrived it is not acceptable to ask me what I ordered when she WROTE IT THE FUCK DOWN, she should have a WRITTEN LIST RIGHT THERE TELLING HER. She was STUPID TO BE THAT LAZY THINKING SHE'D MAKE A GOOD TIP FOR DOING ALMOST NOTHING. Then, as I said, she decided to put a smiley face on my check, so she found the time to doodle for her tip money, but no time to give a care if my order was right. That's MEAN, LAZY, SELFISH, AND UNCARING.

That's stupid servers for ya.

thebanich · December 2014

That's what springs gets for eating at chilis. *i have very little context for who this person is. I just hate chilis.

MrsT0514 · December 2014

LOL. dick jerky....has a nice ring to it.

::slips this into my bag of random, hilarious nomenclatures::

[Deleted User] · December 2014

But she goes to VERY ****EXPENSIVE**** restaurants too!

LittleViolin · December 2014

Jumping in...

I wish my dad wasn't gay.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

justAphase said:

littlestjerry said:

@Springs1 was active on Reddit 5 days ago!!!!!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/user/Springs1
This is so exciting!

She will argue about tipping until the day she dies.

It is her hill to die on.
It's more about service than tipping. I think (according to her) she's not a terrible tipper.

That is true.

But don't get her started on tipping on To-go orders.

Rach7170 · December 2014

Wat? Okay.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

LittleViolin said:

Jumping in... I wish my dad wasn't gay.

Please explain further just so that we can all understand because that is a pretty loaded confession.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

She actually just argues in circles about the same things. But it's fascinating to me that she is so dedicated to the cause and continues to go out to eat.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

nellybluthredux said:

When I first heard about @springs01 on here, it took me DAYS to stop spiraling on her work. She is an artist.

EXACTLY.

She is like the ultimate troll.

I think she sets up google alerts for when people start talking about tipping/service and when people claim that ranch isn't important.

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