Stretch mark prevention

BookitBoo · December 2014

Bonus points because it doesn't need refrigeration. You can keep it right in your bathroom and apply it before bed!

YaMrWhite · December 2014

aerotigergirl said:

Hey Jeremy!!

elleswarth · December 2014

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bigbobdole · December 2014

My husband works for a railroad company that transports animal byproduct.. should I have him bring it home so he can rub me down?

WillCMyInk · December 2014

Why do I also feel like this is kind of spammy? It's like she posted it waiting for someone to bite so she could tell us all about this magical mystical emu oil...

bigbobdole · December 2014

WillCMyInk said:
Why do I also feel like this is kind of spammy? It's like she posted it waiting for someone to bite so she could tell us all about this magical mystical emu oil...

I just want the emu.

elleswarth · December 2014

I thought the same thing @WillCMyInk‌, but there are so many brands out there, if she is spamming, she isn't even good at it.

BookitBoo · December 2014

Does it work better if I just rub my body on the emu, instead of the emu oil on my body? I could wrangle an emu to the ground and rub my baby belly all over it's face

Eta: maybe a baby emu. Adult emus are huge and look terrifying

WillCMyInk · December 2014

@elleswarth - She's just waiting for someone to ask her what brand her friend used so she can avoid the TOU violation and ban

elleswarth · December 2014

BookitBoo said:
Does it work better if I just rub my body on the emu, instead of the emu oil on my body? I could wrangle an emu to the ground and rub my baby belly all over it's face

Eta: maybe a baby emu. Adult emus are huge and look terrifying

@BookitBoo‌ - please do this, and please make a video of it.

YaMrWhite · December 2014

grumpycat88 said:

Does it work better if I just rub my body on the emu, instead of the emu oil on my body? I could wrangle an emu to the ground and rub my baby belly all over it's face Eta: maybe a baby emu. Adult emus are huge and look terrifying
I looked up a lot of emu gifs and they seem quite aggressive. Legit I wouldn't want to anywhere near one lol.

You'd be aggressive too if peeps were trying to steal your body oils to rub onto their body! lol

Edit: forgot a word.

bigbobdole · December 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

megan81112 said:

My husband works for a railroad company that transports animal byproduct.. should I have him bring it home so he can rub me down?

Can you record this conversation with your hubby?

"Honey, can you please bring home some animal byproduct and rub me down with it?"

"Someone called me an asshole and told me to rub emu oil on my stretch marks. I figured animal byproduct would suffice..."

He would totes understand and bring home enough for me and all mah frennsss!

dash419 · December 2014

Guise, she got the wrong bird. It's not emu oil at all. It's actually oil from the mythical Phoenix. BUT it only works if you obtain it while the Phoenix is rising from the ashes or else it's completely useless for stretch marks.

YaMrWhite · December 2014

dash419 said:

Guise, she got the wrong bird. It's not emu oil at all. It's actually oil from the mythical Phoenix. BUT it only works if you obtain it while the Phoenix is rising from the ashes or else it's completely useless for stretch marks.

Challenge accepted.

aerotigergirl · December 2014

Seriously, when I was in high school, my good friend had two emus as pets. They were mean ass bitches. And huge. Like ostriches. She lived on a farm. Not an emu farm. I have no idea why they had these things.

YaMrWhite · December 2014

aerotigergirl said:

Seriously, when I was in high school, my good friend had two emus as pets. They were mean ass bitches. And huge. Like ostriches. She lived on a farm. Not an emu farm. I have no idea why they had these things.

They'd fit in well here...

peggels24 · December 2014

aerotigergirl said:

Seriously, when I was in high school, my good friend had two emus as pets. They were mean ass bitches. And huge. Like ostriches. She lived on a farm. Not an emu farm. I have no idea why they had these things.

Probably for her mom's stretch marks...

Josie400 · December 2014

susannahbrynn said:
I'm feeling giving. I'm in a good mood after eating my first lunch of the day. I'll bite.

I'm using Burt's Bees Mama Bee Belly Butter. /div>

I watched a documentary the other weekend about Burt the inventor. He is a crazy old lonely hippy. I have a soft spot in my heart for old crabby loner men, and thought "I'm going to buy lots of Burt's Bees products", but then as the documentary went on it turns out his exlover is the one making millions off of the company now and he just gets tugged around to show off his famous beard and face.

And now you all know a little bit more of useless information. You're welcome.

bigbobdole · December 2014

YaMrWhite said:

aerotigergirl said:

Seriously, when I was in high school, my good friend had two emus as pets. They were mean ass bitches. And huge. Like ostriches. She lived on a farm. Not an emu farm. I have no idea why they had these things.

They'd fit in well here...

OMG GUISE! WE'RE EMUS!!!

4littlebears · December 2014

grumpycat88 said:

megan81112 said:

YaMrWhite said:

aerotigergirl said:

Seriously, when I was in high school, my good friend had two emus as pets. They were mean ass bitches. And huge. Like ostriches. She lived on a farm. Not an emu farm. I have no idea why they had these things.

They'd fit in well here...

OMG GUISE! WE'RE EMUS!!!

YAAASSSSSS. We need siggy badges. FOR REAL this time!

~~quote fail yet again~~

What would it say? Jan 15, emu rubbing since Dec 15?

beccs88 · December 2014

Just because your someone's mom doesn't mean your everyone's mom. If I'm responding on my phone through a text on this app and something is misspelled there is no need for correction. I'm doing it quickly and I don't go back and check for mistakes, it doesn't mean I don't know how to spell. That is just rude for someone to do that. Yes she is a bitch she knows it & I Believe she likes being that way. People who are quick to try to correct other people usually have issues with themselves anyways. This was my first time in this 'forum' bc I've been working 40 hrs a wk before my maternity leave and going to school for a masters. So I'm not familiar with all your silly acronyms and internet lingo, I live in the real world. This was slightly amusing the amount of uproar this caused. If your taking this site that seriously perhaps you have no life. It concerns me how some of y'all act like children. Good luck all u haters.

iheartichi · December 2014

You are pursuing a masters degree and you still don't know the difference in "your" and "you're"? Interesting.

susannahbrynn · December 2014

Josie400 said:

susannahbrynn said:
I'm feeling giving. I'm in a good mood after eating my first lunch of the day. I'll bite.

I'm using Burt's Bees Mama Bee Belly Butter. /div>
I watched a documentary the other weekend about Burt the inventor. He is a crazy old lonely hippy. I have a soft spot in my heart for old crabby loner men, and thought "I'm going to buy lots of Burt's Bees products", but then as the documentary went on it turns out his exlover is the one making millions off of the company now and he just gets tugged around to show off his famous beard and face.

And now you all know a little bit more of useless information. You're welcome.

Huh. Now I have mixed feelings about using Burts Bees products.

lilouboo2 · December 2014

iheartichi said:

You are pursuing a masters degree and you still don't know the difference in "your" and "you're"? Interesting.

First thing I noticed...

elleswarth · December 2014

beccs88 said:
Just because your someone's mom doesn't mean your everyone's mom. If I'm responding on my phone through a text on this app and something is misspelled there is no need for correction. I'm doing it quickly and I don't go back and check for mistakes, it doesn't mean I don't know how to spell. That is just rude for someone to do that. Yes she is a bitch she knows it & I Believe she likes being that way. People who are quick to try to correct other people usually have issues with themselves anyways. This was my first time in this 'forum' bc I've been working 40 hrs a wk before my maternity leave and going to school for a masters. So I'm not familiar with all your silly acronyms and internet lingo, I live in the real world. This was slightly amusing the amount of uproar this caused. If your taking this site that seriously perhaps you have no life. It concerns me how some of y'all act like children. Good luck all u haters.

AHHHH. Of course you're "getting your masters". I assume it's in English?

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

TMI. I laughed too hard at this thread and may have embarrassed myself by the sounds that just escaped my back side. Of course they probably wouldn't have escaped so quickly if I hadn't just rolled in Emu oil

Maebb · December 2014

Sorry, @beccs88, but I don't think the confusion between "your" and "you're" is an autocorrect issue on your phone. You're consistently getting it wrong.

robsbabygirl08 · December 2014

saiven said:
Guys! Did you know we don't live in the real world? And none of us must work real jobs or be getting real degrees or having real babies.

Yeah, and we must not be on real bed rest either.

bigbobdole · December 2014

robsbabygirl08 said:

Guys! Did you know we don't live in the real world? And none of us must work real jobs or be getting real degrees or having real babies.
Yeah, and we must not be on real bed rest either.

And I don't have a real emu.... Or an emu badge..

bigbobdole · December 2014

But srsly, its her first time posting cause of her super busy lyfe so we just need to embrace her with all the love and support.

That's how "forums" work, yo.

longcat07 · December 2014

emus 4 lyfe.

bigbobdole · December 2014

grumpycat88 said:
DH said we could get an emu and keep it in the backyard so I can lipsuction it when I need some stretch mark cream.

PS I'm actually in graduate school and none of the shit you've said/done would fly there OP. Also, you'd probably not get passing grades on papers with grammar this poor.

Are you in graduate school to become an emu liposuctionist? That's a legit profession, ask Google if you don't believe me.

bigbobdole · December 2014

@grumpycat88‌ *yawn*

Is it too late to switch up? Double major, maybe?

elleswarth · December 2014

Emu fat sucker. Sounds legit. Forget nursing, I'm switching careers!

tslmom87 · December 2014

ladyamanuet said:
Wow, fastest Bingo ever?? And immediate TOU violation, niiiiice

To the original question, I've heard unicorn tears and werewolf fur work pretty well at stopping something that is based purely on genetics and not on magic lotions you rub on your skin.

I just fluffin died. Hilarious.

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