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lawsonellis · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

All I saw on here was jealously. I have no weight gain. I dohave fake boobs. My husband did buy them for me. Hahaha the Casanova profiles you've been stalking are all old.. So please my wonderful ladies entertain me cause.

Pffft Jealousy? (spelled correctly BTW)

MrsPope1770 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:
All I saw on here was jealously. I have no weight gain. I dohave fake boobs. My husband did buy them for me. Hahaha the Casanova profiles you've been stalking are all old.. So please my wonderful ladies entertain me cause.

WTAF are you even talking about?

mariahd43 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

All I saw on here was jealously. I have no weight gain. I dohave fake boobs. My husband did buy them for me. Hahaha the Casanova profiles you've been stalking are all old.. So please my wonderful ladies entertain me cause.

Wait, you say you have a husband now? What about the boyfriend that was demanding a paternity test?

Whitfry · December 2014

This thread. It's like Christmas. It's a gift that keeps on giving!

ycasanova22 · December 2014

Look at my Facebook closer please.. You'll see the pattern. Where do live ?? I did not graduate from Englewood highschool that's located in Florida. Please think harder with your little brain. You really think I would be a teen mother I would never dare. I would make sure I was a little bit more stable. Please 18 and a kid. Yeah so what I had a few dating sites up. Finding a man was hard. Especially in Mt.

skatergrl · December 2014

BubblesMartin said:

skatergrl said:

ycasanova22 said:

People people I'm not 18 you'll assumed I was cause your all amazing detectives so I'm playing your sick and nasty game.

Seriously, whatever authorities you try to take these pages to are only going to tell you that you've escalated comments by continuing to post. STOP POSTING!!!!! DELETE THE APP!!!! I now fully believe you're enjoying every moment of this.

Dude, chillax. There are no "authorities" she can take this shit to.

I totally get that. She doesn't. She's hopeless though and clearly enjoys this attention.

ycasanova22 · December 2014

I'm 25 I graduated this semester with a degree in health and human performance. Yeah I'm not the brightest one. But I do help women everyday to lose weight. Especially baby weight I know its hard to lose but that is what I'm doing I believe that the key element to a healthy life is a healthy you. I do have a kid that I adopted from a mother who did use drugs. And it was meth at first I was just a foster but I loved her and she became my world.

mandi195 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

All I saw on here was jealously. I have no weight gain. I dohave fake boobs. My husband did buy them for me. Hahaha the Casanova profiles you've been stalking are all old.. So please my wonderful ladies entertain me cause.

Wait, hold the fucking phone... how does your husband feel about your boyfriend possibly being the daddy of this baby, or maybe the other guy from May? Your husband is cool with you having boyfriends? You are special.

lawsonellis · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

Look at my Facebook closer please.. You'll see the pattern. Where do live ?? I did not graduate from Englewood highschool that's located in Florida. Please think harder with your little brain. You really think I would be a teen mother I would never dare. I would make sure I was a little bit more stable. Please 18 and a kid. Yeah so what I had a few dating sites up. Finding a man was hard. Especially in Mt.

So wait, wait. We're cyber stalking, bullying, sexually harassing, and "threatening" you, but you just told us not only where you live, but what high school was present on your Facebook profile- ASKING us to look harder? :P

Any imaginary authorities that you would've gone to have officially thrown up their hands in surrender. :P

Also, I'm SUPER sure that you've left YEARS old profiles active so that you can troll people on pregnancy forums. Except that they're all recently active... and edited. To reflect recent dates. And your personal FB includes family comments. And I can read Spanish. Soooo....I guess your tia is in on this too? :P

MalVough · December 2014

All I saw on here was jealously. I have no weight gain. I dohave fake boobs. My husband did buy them for me. Hahaha the Casanova profiles you've been stalking are all old.. So please my wonderful ladies entertain me cause.

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lawsonellis · December 2014

ToasterCat said:

I would love to see a flow chart of inequities in all of her posts.

I DO have visio installed on my work laptop....

They're so overwhelming that it's hard to imagine how I'd construct it. I think I'll start with swimlanes of personalities.

suzyq0525 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

I'm 25 I graduated this semester with a degree in health and human performance. Yeah I'm not the brightest one. But I do help women everyday to lose weight. Especially baby weight I know its hard to lose but that is what I'm doing I believe that the key element to a healthy life is a healthy you. I do have a kid that I adopted from a mother who did use drugs. And it was meth at first I was just a foster but I loved her and she became my world.

Do you insult them and call them fat too?

lawsonellis · December 2014

earthian said:

So many lies. I'm bored.

Yeah it's getting to that point where it's so erratic and far fetched that I've lost joy in pointing it out.

I *am* challenged by the thought of making a flowchart though, simply because it would have to be masterfully constructed in order to actually be able to follow the flow.

I'm a giant office nerd.

ycasanova22 · December 2014

Please I was going to take to the authorities but then I thought what a waste of my time. Oh gosh there is no paternity test.. I've always wanted to see what kind of crazy crap goes on in these kind or rooms. How one tick can just spread. Do I love the attention. Hell yeah I do.. Who wouldn't all this started because I made a simple remark. Am I crazy probably but I prove my point. By a raise of hands how many of us are over weight ???? Hmmm well let me just help everyone out. I will give you guys some amazing healthy recipes. Some tips on how to get rid of that muffin top. And you will all have a beach body ready for summer. This is including after the baby is born btw

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ycasanova22 · December 2014

suzyq0525 said:

ycasanova22 said:

I'm 25 I graduated this semester with a degree in health and human performance. Yeah I'm not the brightest one. But I do help women everyday to lose weight. Especially baby weight I know its hard to lose but that is what I'm doing I believe that the key element to a healthy life is a healthy you. I do have a kid that I adopted from a mother who did use drugs. And it was meth at first I was just a foster but I loved her and she became my world.

Do you insult them and call them fat too?

lawsonellis · December 2014

I'm glad I have this thread to look back on if I ever decide to continue my study of sociopaths.

In the meantime, I vote we turn this thread in to food (preferably of the dessert variety) to honor those of us who have "muffin tops". :P

I'll start with muffins!!

I LOVE me some classic blueberry.

ycasanova22 · December 2014

I can help.

yeah its old I only use that Facebook to keep family updated at times. Like my pregnancy. I thoughti couldn't get pregnant because I was really skinny weighed only 102 I now weigh 110

but that's what I'm saying though a lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat hence causing stretch marks and labor for hours because they Dont have a strong core. I Dont have one stratch mark. I can still do all my activities and I wear 6 inch heals. Sexy mommy

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lawsonellis · December 2014

@zebraleg4lunch YAAAAAAASSSS!!!!

mandi195 · December 2014

katydid2014 twinsies?

Also... I'm so happy this has continued today... entertainment was much needed today!

ycasanova22 · December 2014

Sadly this is how most if you will end up if you Dont change

almeyer2013 · December 2014

I just woke up.... Holy shit.

Op, you seriously need a psychiatrist and a mood stabilizer. You are a sad sad attention seeking borderline.
You are the reason they came up with the show catfish, do you realize this? You use the Internet to make up some fantasy life that doesn't exist, to do what? To prove what? That you're bat shit crazy?
Do yourself a favor, eat a cookie and delete the app.

MalVough · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:
Sadly this is how most if you will end up if you Dont change

Built-in table for my laptop?

#WINNING

lawsonellis · December 2014

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ycasanova22 · December 2014

Let's all try this . ohh and there's good carbs and bad carbs I'm sure your Dr told you that

almeyer2013 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:
Let's all try this . ohh and there's good carbs and bad carbs I'm sure your Dr told you that

Is this your way of sharing good tips? Because you fucking fail.

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mandi195 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

Sadly this is how most if you will end up if you Dont change

what the actual fuck? What are we supposed to change? Personally, I think I look pretty fucking awesome for being almost 6 months pregnant, thank you very much. Am I heavier than I was when I got married in June, yes, ma'am, because I'm growing a fucking human being in my body. You need to fuck off. Hard. and also, that bag of dicks suggested by a fellow bumpie is seriously calling your name right now... (but, based on your stories that should be nothing new for you, what with a husband, boyfriend, and "other" guy you're screwing... that's almost a full bag of dicks right there!)

c-elizabethf · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

ycasanova22 said:

I'm 25 I graduated this semester with a degree in health and human performance. Yeah I'm not the brightest one. But I do help women everyday to lose weight. Especially baby weight I know its hard to lose but that is what I'm doing I believe that the key element to a healthy life is a healthy you. I do have a kid that I adopted from a mother who did use drugs. And it was meth at first I was just a foster but I loved her and she became my world.

Do you insult them and call them fat too?

Lurker here but I just have to say I have seen that before and after picture on pinterest health and fitness category so many times lol.

ycasanova22 · December 2014

Well men do not not fall in live with your personality and your mind at first sight. Men will divorce a fat 30 year old over a skilling fit good looking I need at age 30.. So please let yourself go. . I won't be the one crying in the end

mandi195 · December 2014

ToasterCat said:

All you need to do is become Thin and get fake tits to be lovable! How can you guys not see she is showing us the way?

Do I get bonus "winning at life" points for having natural tits that are bigger than most fake tits out there? Please? I MUST figure out how to be amaze-balls like OP... ... ... nothing?.... no?.... oh, ok... I'll just be over here then... wishing I was uber skinny with fake tits...

ycasanova22 · December 2014

Oh yes I know I. Mistyped cause guess what I'm on the stair master

while talking to you guys . get up your cellulite butts and do your squats and eat your vegetables

abcdefghijk12345678 · December 2014

*lurking from the July 2015 BMB*

I can't believe I just read 13 pages of this craziness. OP, you need to stop *acting like* a bitch, delete this app, get off your high horse, and go see a counselor. No one gives a fuck about your weight or your fake tits. After all, you've done a good job of driving home the point that you enjoy telling lies.

*lurker out*

mandi195 · December 2014

ToasterCat said:

Let's all try this . ohh and there's good carbs and bad carbs I'm sure your Dr told you that
Ok, I squeezed my gunt, now what? Is this the part where I eat carrots?

Literally just spit water all over my desk... I just can't.... laughing too hard... gah, I love you.

suzyq0525 · December 2014

mandi195 · December 2014

ycasanova22 said:

Oh yes I know I. Mistyped cause guess what I'm on the stair master while talking to you guys . get up your cellulite butts and do your squats and eat your vegetables

could you tell me, exactly, how I get up my own butt? I've thought about it... but can't figure out the mechanics of how I'd get inside my own ass, and then do squats in there while eating veggies... HAAAAAAALLLLP!

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