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ycasanova22

Yeah but natural big tits include sagging blah no one wants to see those and it usually means the bologna nips. Gross. Sooo yeah no points for you

lawsonellis

Serious questions (honestly! Not trolling) for the fitness/health expert:

What about adipose cells? So, once you form them, they don't go away, they only empty. So if I look like my previous posted dead sexy self, I can lose what's IN the adipose cells, but the cells themselves still exist. The only way to get rid of those is lipo right? Or do you have another method?

Also I am assuming your good/bad carbs are in reference to complex vs simple carbohydrates. Like you said, not all carbs are bad nor are all carbs created equal. What are some examples of "good" carbs, what type are they (simple? Complex?) and in what quantity should I eat them?

What about sugar? Sugar actually gets metabolized differently than a carbohydrate would, and it burns quicker (hotter) and stores faster than a carb. Where can I get good sugars? What IS good sugar? Glucose? Fructose? Sucrose? Sucralose?

Oh also, you said you haven't gained any fat, but poly unsaturated fat is ESSENTIAL to having a healthy baby. It also supports having healthy hair, skin, nails, and supports the forming of essential amino acids. What do you eat in order to produce a healthy kid and keep yourself healthy as well?

As far as protein goes, most preggo women can only metabolize about 55g a day. What do you eat in order to meet that and not go under/over? Do you stick with lean protein only? What kind? Any protein supplement? If so do you use whey or some other form like chickpea or soy?

In short, how CAN you help a pregnant woman (or even not pregnant woman) stay so slim?!

almeyer2013

Anyone else just think this is Kim Jong Un just pranking us, Because seriously, this is the type of shit he would pull. He is a sick and twisted little fuck.

MalVough

Preach, Miss Kay!

mandi195

ycasanova22 said:

Yeah but natural big tits include sagging blah no one wants to see those and it usually means the bologna nips. Gross. Sooo yeah no points for you

Ok,  size of tit does not correlate to amount of sag... some tits sag and some don't. Being someone who is so focused on physical appearance, you'd think you'd know that, silly. Also, I have fucking adorable nipples... I GET ALL THE POINTS!!!!! 

ycasanova22

I do have a pretty high horse don't I

shall I take a picture of myself right now inthe gym so you guys could see what hard work to your body does ladies iI'm not the brightest I know.. But money, looks get you places in life. People always hire the brains to do the thinking for them :-p

mandi195

Darbie914 said:

Sorry guys, I'm having way too much fun with the bag of dicks thing.  That was the last one.

Shhhh.... don't stop. I, too, am curious if dicks would be good or bad carbs... though I have a feeling it's more protein... or something... 

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mommyofkaylin

ycasanova22 said:

Let's all try this . ohh and there's good carbs and bad carbs I'm sure your Dr told you that

I cannot try this. I'm 27 weeks pregnant and my stomach is too hard to grab at anything. 

lawsonellis

ycasanova22 said:

I do have a pretty high horse don't I shall I take a picture of myself right now inthe gym so you guys could see what hard work to your body does ladies iI'm not the brightest I know.. But money, looks get you places in life. People always hire the brains to do the thinking for them :-p

But... but what about my serious questions regarding nutrition above?! I thought you could help me?!

mandi195

MauiBliss said:

mandi195 said:

ycasanova22 said:

Oh yes I know I. Mistyped cause guess what I'm on the stair master while talking to you guys . get up your cellulite butts and do your squats and eat your vegetables

could you tell me, exactly, how I get up my own butt? I've thought about it... but can't figure out the mechanics of how I'd get inside my own ass, and then do squats in there while eating veggies... HAAAAAAALLLLP!

The veggies go up your butt. Then you squat to juice them. Juice is healthiest. Then.....ok, I got nothing else here....

But... but... she told us to get up our cellulite butts... I can't get in there! My ass is pretty small... how am I supposed to fit all of me, and this baby, up in there?!? And don't even get me started on the veggies! (I have no pockets in this outfit, thus no where to store my veggies)... this is so hard... how ever will I obtain the perfect skinny body if I can't even get myself inside of my own ass?????

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almeyer2013

ycasanova22

We are all 27 weeks preggy and the reason you cany grab anythkng is because you havent been workinh out since the beginning of your pregnancy and my boobs still look great thank you for the concern

mandi195

ycasanova22 said:

I do have a pretty high horse don't I shall I take a picture of myself right now inthe gym so you guys could see what hard work to your body does ladies iI'm not the brightest I know.. But money, looks get you places in life. People always hire the brains to do the thinking for them :-p

Wait, wait, wait... you have a fucking horse, too!??! And it's high? (You know, that is animal abuse!) And no, we're good, no duckface selfies, please... And, yes, people hire the brains to do things... that's called having a job, honey... and as a co-CEO of your imaginary company, you'll need some of those brains... beauty fades, dumb is forever. 

goofygoff

Bored teen posts whatever nonsensical gibberish comes to mind just to get a rise out of a message board.  

Film at 11.

*yawn*

mandi195

ycasanova22 said:

We are all 27 weeks preggy and the reason you cany grab anythkng is because you havent been workinh out since the beginning of your pregnancy and my boobs still look great thank you for the concern

wait, what? 1) we are not all 27 weeks pregnant, for one. (preggy isn't a word, honey)"
2) now the reason she can't grab any fat is because she HASN'T worked out... so you're saying if she did work out, she'd be able to grab her gunt? I'm lost.
3) Also, I bet your boobs look fantastic; mine do, too... actually, it's likely all of ours do right now... just wait until baby gets here and your milk comes in... they'll be even more fabulous... *facepalm*

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mommyofkaylin

ycasanova22 said:

We are all 27 weeks preggy and the reason you cany grab anythkng is because you havent been workinh out since the beginning of your pregnancy and my boobs still look great thank you for the concern

So...I'm confused. In your post, you said to try this and see if you could grab a flabby stomach. But now, because I have none to grab, thanks to my stomach being large and hard from pregnancy, you are saying I have nothing to grab because I'm not working out? Hmm....

almeyer2013

ycasanova22 said:

We are all 27 weeks preggy and the reason you cany grab anythkng is because you havent been workinh out since the beginning of your pregnancy and my boobs still look great thank you for the concern

suzyq0525

Darbie914 said:

ycasanova22 said:

We are all 27 weeks preggy and the reason you cany grab anythkng is because you havent been workinh out since the beginning of your pregnancy and my boobs still look great thank you for the concern

Dude, I could eat alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than this.  Do you even try to make sense or do you just type and hope it all works out okay?  Like your pull and pray method.

I think I love you.  :x

ahsile10

ycasanova22 said:

I really am not that worried about it, like I said. I'm not worried about him not being the father. I'm worried of the outcome about talking to our attorneys and dealing with parenting planning. He leaves to a different school and I stay here and finish. My schooling. I am done with school at the end of this semester and like I said to y'all money isn't the issue for either of us we both come from thriving families hence why we get along and have been friends for so long. So maybe I will bake him a cake tonight and no read all of these comments y'all left.  Because we eally Dont see it possible especially because the period ended the 30th. This is just a reassurance and the reason I posted this is to see if anyone just had some sort of problem. Because the question what if does run behind my head. That is all. But thank you ladies for the wonderful smart answers you gave. Clearly some of you have not persured an education and probably some of you are living off the governement and having people like my bf and I and our families pay for your lazy asses while you eat cake and sit around and get fat

Coming from a "thriving" family "persuring" and education sure doesn't improve grammar or spelling, does it?

mandi195

so, OP... curious... since you're so super skinny and don't gain an ounce and such... where is your wedding ring from your amazing husband who bought you your (uneven, sorry) fake tits? Cuz, in the recent pic I found (stalker!!) with both hands showing, no jewelry... weird? So either no husband, no ring, or fat fingers from swelling during pregnancy (which = weight gain)... 
Also... your tits aren't that great... I much prefer mine, personally.

mandi195

Also, cracking up that you have a pic with "no one loves me" and a pouty face from like 2 months ago... I thought you were perfect? Doesn't EVERYONE love you and your fake tits? Oh, wait... sorry... I see... that's just a bit of your attention whore showing... 

almeyer2013

Guise I found her!!!!!!

almeyer2013

mandi195

Well, that was fun while it lasted... but now she's been banned... so... on to the next... 

lawsonellis

earthian said:

God bless America! I need a nap, but not before a nasty un healthy snack!!

I'm eating a cosmic brownie. Sorrynotsorry.

Those. Are. So. Good.

mandi195

Carmar3 said:

God bless America! I need a nap, but not before a nasty un healthy snack!!

... I'm still trying to get these veggies out of my ass... 

janda426

But why was she stuck on the idea that everyone here is morbidly obese???

lawsonellis

What's the over/under that she'll create a new profile and try and troll again?

ngolimento

I just tried to grab my stomach, failed because it's tighter than a virgin's ass, then got kicked for my trouble. These fitness tests are hard.

kcbizme

jennypm said:

lawsonellis said:

earthian said:

God bless America! I need a nap, but not before a nasty un healthy snack!!

I'm eating a cosmic brownie. Sorrynotsorry.

Those. Are. So. Good.

What is it and where do I get one?

This makes me sad. How could you not know what a Cosmic Brownie is?! Only the most deliciously fake brownie in existence. It's artificial deliciousness!

FrecklesInside

And now for my favorite "huh???" gif:

What the fuck happened in here?????

rachyrach06

wow, just wow.

it was a VERY entertaining read...sorry i missed all the fun!

Amstreagle

So she admits to possibly being crazy yet she was able to adopt? Yeah I don't think CPS place children with 25 year old loons.

jess412love

Wtf, that was one weird rollercoaster ride. But I must say I feel bad for her bat shit crazy self...only very sad, lonely, angry, insecure, and mentally unstable people would act this way. Wow just wow.

ngolimento

Amstreagle said:

So she admits to possibly being crazy yet she was able to adopt? Yeah I don't think CPS place children with 25 year old loons.

Better question: why would you act like a crazy fuck when people have found out who you are? I mean, I personally would be nervous that CPS would be notified about someone who is possibly too mentally unstable to be in charge of a kid.

urani

This thread.... Wow. I want to dip it in gold and build a shrine.

finallyourturn2

I have had a really shitty day and this thread made me laugh...a lot. For that I am thankful. I'm kind of going to miss our little pet. If she follows suit like the rest of her accounts we will see her again soon.