First world problems

NeneCakies · November 2014

Mackalien13 said:
I have to pee so bad but getting to the bathroom is a production.

The struggle is real.

This seems to be a recurring problem for you, no? Sending you TPs.

As in toilet paper.

tattooedtragedy · November 2014

We hosted thanksgiving last year because I was 38w pregnant and didn't want to travel to my mom's. Looking back this was a stupid decision my mom's is only about an hour away and we did so much work just so I could be home. I wish my H would have pointed out how illogical I was being.

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

Speaking of holding it until the last minute...

'Nina Needs to Go' is the absolute worst cartoon short on Disney Jr. I have never wanted to strangle a cartoon so much.

ALL IT TEACHES is if you want to be a little punk and lie that you need to go pee until the very last fucking second, IT'LL BE OK because SUPER grandma is going to save you and frickin' jet pack you to the nearest bathroom anyway.

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

I can abide Small Potatoes...

But that stupid Hero Sandwich can DIAF, and one of these days that Nina needs to piss her pants and realize what REAL life is.

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

Nana needs to just one day say "You know what Nina? Time to jet pack your OWN ass to the bathroom.... Oh you can't? Guess you'd better run or pee your pants then"

Maybe THEN it will actually "never happen again"

Little lying good for nothing...::grumblegrumble::

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

TyrannosaurusLex said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

I use a spoon with my spaghetti. I'm not a fucking savage, letting noodles slop all over my chin.
Using the spoon is the savage part! It's a delicate wrist twirl that makes a nice bundle around the fork prongs. No slopping.

I'm going to film myself eating spaghetti in a white shirt for you.

That sounds hot.

NeneCakies · November 2014

Mackalien13 said:
Yeah, because what will really happen is that you will piss all over yourself. Nana won't save you.

Speaking from experience? #zinged

NeneCakies · November 2014

Holls2011 said:
You know what is the worst? When you are going to the bathroom and the toilet water splashes back up.

How safe is bleach on your skin?

That's not bleach.

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

We don't usually venture outside of Disney Jr. but the one time we did, I came across Peppa Pig.

Can someone explain to me wtf that shit is? I wanted to claw my eyes and ears off.

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

I am 3 years in without ever having to see this Calliou creature yet.

I intend to maintain this streak into...infinity.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

@luxannie come to TX and hang out with me this Thanksgiving

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

Agent Oso is horrendous .... such an idiot and so annoying and he's been taking over what was previously the Mickey Mouse slot for us in the mornings. RESENTMENT.

DS hates Sofia. She's too goody two shoes for me, so I don't mind skipping that one.

He really only likes Mickey or Little Einsteins.

The Octonauts are MY homies.

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2014

I try to use the word kerfuffle as often as absolute possible. Puts a spring in my step.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

nellybluthredux said:

CTGirl30 said:

My box was full.

How 'bout your bladder? Is that full?

Hopefully not at the same time. #UTI

caladpi02 · November 2014

luxannie said:
Galas, @caladpi02‌? Shouldn't Jeeves take care of coordinating those for you?

@luxannie, no Jeeves I have to coordinate my own calendar. FWP.

vandelay · November 2014

OMG, school just called and DD lost her first tooth!

FEEEEEELZZZZZ

HakunaMatata04 · November 2014

MotherOfPearl85 said:
Would you rather continue to cough or have a swollen lip from taking cough syrup? I am seriously contemplating risking my life to get rid of this cough. I've tried tea and honey.

Have you tried putting Vicks on your feet then putting socks on? Sounds crazy but it works

vandelay · November 2014

nellybluthredux said:

vandelay said:

OMG, school just called and DD lost her first tooth!
FEEEEEELZZZZZ

Congratulations!!!

Thanks! Except apparently she lost the tooth in the chicken she was eating for lunch and it got thrown away. So apparently we're leaving an explanatory note for the tooth fairy.

caladpi02 · November 2014

Galas, @caladpi02‌? Shouldn't Jeeves take care of coordinating those for you?

@luxannie, no Jeeves. I have to coordinate my own calendar. FWP.

vandelay · November 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

vandelay said:

OMG, school just called and DD lost her first tooth!
FEEEEEELZZZZZ

AHHHHHHHH.

Do you have a tooth fairy costume ready? Is she getting one of those dollar coins?

Tooth fairy costume??? Dollar coins? Yikes, I was thinking more along the lines of taking between 1 and 5 paper dollars from my wallet and leaving them under her pillow, while wearing whatever I happen to already be wearing? Is that wrong?

caladpi02 · November 2014

SpaceGirlSpiff said:

We don't usually venture outside of Disney Jr. but the one time we did, I came across Peppa Pig.

Can someone explain to me wtf that shit is? I wanted to claw my eyes and ears off.

DD loves Peppa. I actually really like it too and so does DH.

tattooedtragedy · November 2014

nellybluthredux said:

This is the snowfall in Buffalo that started last night. Fuck that. NO.

I do not miss living in that area of NY one bit. Buffalo/Rochester and the like the with all of the lake effect snow are in my prayers and wishes for an early spring.

NeneCakies · November 2014

vandelay said:

HilarityEnsued said:

vandelay said:

OMG, school just called and DD lost her first tooth!
FEEEEEELZZZZZ

AHHHHHHHH.

Do you have a tooth fairy costume ready? Is she getting one of those dollar coins?

Tooth fairy costume??? Dollar coins? Yikes, I was thinking more along the lines of taking between 1 and 5 paper dollars from my wallet and leaving them under her pillow, while wearing whatever I happen to already be wearing? Is that wrong?

I still have the silver dollar I got for my first tooth. Just sayin'.

vandelay · November 2014

I've never seen the Nina Needs to Go thing, but this discussion seems like a reasonable enough segue to mentioning that DD once peed on the couch while watching Elmo's Potty Time.

vandelay · November 2014

Also, I had no idea that segue was spelled segue.

tattooedtragedy · November 2014

You know what I do miss about good ole Rochester NY....

Garbage Plates.

Best hangover cure ever!

vandelay · November 2014

pobrecita said:

I'm dying picturing @Vandelay dressed up as the tooth fairy.

I mean, my tooth fairy costume is kind of a private thing between MH and me.

Yeah, I edited to correct "MH and I" to "MH and me." SO WHAT.

tattooedtragedy · November 2014

On a tangentially related note, I'm worried that this might be the last year that E still believes in santa & the the tooth fairy. I think I was around 8 when the magic died for me and I'm so sad about this and don't want to accept that she is growing out of these things

vandelay · November 2014

nellybluthredux said:

vandelay said:

Also, I had no idea that segue was spelled segue.

Did you know that on Arrested Development, every time GOB rode up on his Segway, he would change the topic of conversation, thus using his Segway to make a segue.

#themoreyouknow

Ha!

I'm honestly kind of blown away by this spelling revelation. I just looked it up to see whether it was spelled segueway or segway. I didn't know THERE IS NO "WAY" AT THE END.

Mind. Blown.

(It's possible that my mind is easily blown).

vandelay · November 2014

Yay, @privacywanted -- that's awesome news!

[Deleted User] · November 2014

I forgot that I was topless. When DH came home to give me my lunch he thought that I was trying to be sexy. Nope nope nope. I don't even want to think about sex. Just the thought of being touched makes me want to punch things.

vandelay · November 2014

My heart was broken by my first computer, which was manufactured by the Apple Corporation?

My first Big Mac caused me to have a heart attack?

@Mackalien was my first unrequited love?

vandelay · November 2014

LOL

credcat7 · November 2014

Didn't read past page two, my FWP is I had to open and delete my voicemails to get rid of the damn lil icon on my phone

stra0111 · November 2014

@TyrannosaurusLex‌ can you pack me up too?

P.S. YGPM

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

lol TLex.

umma4babes · November 2014

My grocery store has been out of good organic chicken tenders for the past 3 days. Only crappy leftover looking ones. I'm very picky when it comes to organic chicken, and this has messed up my meal planning for the week.

Dubwife79 · November 2014

As a result of loosing my first tooth the night of my dad's work Christmas party I got 50 buck. My mother was not pleased. I will not be continuing this tradition with dd.