~FFFCs~

stoneycakes · November 2014

Actually I kind of just feel like I have a cold. I can't tell if I'm going to wake up feeling fabulous or like death tomorrow. It could go either way.

stoneycakes · November 2014

Mapleme said:

Well we got a turkey! 3 lbs less than ordered though...

Mandmeesh · November 2014

Oh I hope you all think of me as you jump yh's

Mandmeesh · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:
D now thinks he's allergic to my vagina.
Omfg.
And I'm not even joking.

Ummmm. Allergic how????

stoneycakes · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:

D now thinks he's allergic to my vagina. Omfg. And I'm not even joking.

Whaaa?!

stoneycakes · November 2014

But don't you think the irritation would be more um... centrally located?

Mandmeesh · November 2014

Hey MK, maybe he's allergic to all that harsh bar soap you use to scrub your vagina

stoneycakes · November 2014

Mandmeesh said:

Hey MK, maybe he's allergic to all that harsh bar soap you use to scrub your vagina

OMG LLOL. She doesn't need to exfoliate, Meesh!

stoneycakes · November 2014

@Mandmeesh, why haven't you answered the **GTKY**? I need your SS# and address. You know. To send you a present

Mandmeesh · November 2014

mamalamb10 said:

Chickypoo2468 said:

oh my god! your sex life must be mind-numbingly boring if you set up specific towels

seriously. kill me if mine is ever like that
Are they for lying on or cleanup? I used to try to keep towels next to the bed for cleanup. It didn't last long tho.

I forget who said they had them, but I think they said they were for laying on
It was me! They are for cleanup. They are old towels that were demoted when we bought new bath towels.

so you have to always be right near them when you're going ot have sex? no spontaneity?

unaveragejane · November 2014

Y'all have designated clean-up towels but you don't hesitate to throw poop in your washing machine? Weirdos.

Also, @ovenrack and anyone else who (like me) ain't gettin much these days, my cousin (who is a nurse, so knows all things sciency, right?) said that there have been studies that link overall increased birth control pill usage with increased levels of estrogen in drinking water, which causes lower testosterone levels in men. I am not sure how valid the studies are, but it helps me feel like DH's obsession with football over recreation is less my fault.

candlequeen · November 2014

okay I can't stay quiet any longer. First of all, it's not cool to judge others' sex lives. When L and I were married he barely wanted to touch me and I felt so rejected and sad and when others talked aka bragged about sex I would get very depressed. Turned out he was on drugs and it killed his sex drive. then after Harper was born he did that shit again and it turned out he was on drugs again and I think cheating, but I can't prove that one.

Second, when T and I have sex, we quickly grab a towel or tshirt and throw it in bed with us. When we are done, sometimes we can find the towel/tshirt, sometimes not. And yes! we have sex in bed almost every time b/c the thought of having sex all over the house like horny teenagers grosses me out since I have two children that may be sitting or playing on those surfaces (couch, coffee table, chair, etc).

Take this post how you wish...I am huge pregnant, hormonal, and in a pissy mood today. THE END.

ETA our sex life is definitely NOT boring and we do it a lot

stoneycakes · November 2014

I'm going to start an etsy shop making embroidered sex towels. There's obviously a market for it.

ETA: I'm too late

https://www.amazon.com/Hott-Place-After-Sex-Towel/dp/B00CJWV1ZK

stoneycakes · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:

Ug

What? You don't want my handcrafted sex towels? I was going to mail you some for Christmas.

unaveragejane · November 2014

@stoneycakes‌ - There may already be sex towels, I bet you could corner the market on light fixture condoms.

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unaveragejane · November 2014

stringy813 said:

ovenrack said:
Oh yeah? Do tell.
Apparently on Saturdays they lax the rules when inquiring minds want to know. There were lots of them and they were on the move. At least that's one variable that seems to be in check.

I just love it when sperm bend the rules.

unaveragejane · November 2014

Now I have this mental image of sperm with teeny-tiny sneakers, sweat bands, and shorty shorts.

candlequeen · November 2014

There's gotta be a gif for that!

unaveragejane · November 2014

Since I'm sitting in a waiting room with nothing better to do...

candlequeen · November 2014

Ew

flummadiddle85 · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:

I don't want the girls kissing J on the lips, so we kiss on foreheads or cheeks. But now he will pucker up and make the "mmmm" sound and then lean in and put his forehead on your lips. Like he thinks that's how you kiss. I feel this will be somewhat confusing for him at some point.

Aren't a lot of things confusing for little kids at some point?

candlequeen · November 2014

I don't mind C kissing H on the lips, but he never does. She leans in for a big wet one and he goes for the forehead. It pisses her off lol

unaveragejane · November 2014

FFSC I hate it when people kiss kids on the mouth. Even though it's ust a peck it bugs me. Maybe this should be my UO for next week.

Mandmeesh · November 2014

Unless someone is sick, we always kiss M on the lips. My family has always done that

countrycotton · November 2014

My dads family all kiss on the lips. DH was weirded out the first time he saw my dad and his bother give a peck on the lips. I really didn't know this wasn't normal untill I was well into my mid-twentys.

candlequeen · November 2014

AFwifelife said:
My family would kiss on the lips as little kids but as teens/adults, it's migrated over to the cheek. DS kisses us on the lips now but I would assume we will migrate to the cheek.

This Was my family too.
@unaveragejane‌ I'm gonna let this one slide bc I sort of adore you right now. @Chickypoo2468‌ is it time for you to leave and come to Georgia?

violajack · November 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:

MH is such a gross/annoying cougher, I want to choke slam him and leave forever.

This is my husband with sneezing. He can't sneeze like a normal person, but doubles over and explodes all over the room. No control.

flummadiddle85 · November 2014

violajack said:

Chickypoo2468 said:

MH is such a gross/annoying cougher, I want to choke slam him and leave forever.

This is my husband with sneezing. He can't sneeze like a normal person, but doubles over and explodes all over the room. No control.

I get irrationally upset with DH when he sneezes because he's so loud and wakes babies up.

DecafGrandeMocha · November 2014

Mapleme said:
I love my Crocs and am contemplating buying another pair

I used to say I'd never wear my gifted Crocs anywhere except work, but now I want a pair of the fleece Crocs for everyday wear.

TJ1979 · November 2014

Mapleme said:

DecafGrandeMocha said:

Mapleme said:
I love my Crocs and am contemplating buying another pair
I used to say I'd never wear my gifted Crocs anywhere except work, but now I want a pair of the fleece Crocs for everyday wear.
I didn't even know that these existed and now I want them

I'm wearing a pair right now.