~~~FFFCs~~~

stoneycakes

It's time to confess.  Make them good.  Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll type confessions are preferred.  

unaveragejane

Dang it, Stoney. I told you not to take pics of me at the PTA mixer last night.

jlripl

Mine doesn't involve those things but I just had a brownie and a slim fast for breakfast. I think I might need to grocery shop.

stoneycakes

I saw a story this morning about people having Brazilian butt lift surgery and wearing Booty Pop panties to look like they have a Kim Kardashian butt.  It made me feel kind of good about myself because I definitely don't need Booty Pop.  Like at all. Which has not been considered that great of an asset in the past, but is apparently in style now.  So my ass is in style right now, guys.

Mandmeesh

I'm starting M's coffee love early-he loves sips of coffee ~O)

stoneycakes

Mandmeesh said:

I'm starting M's coffee love early-he loves sips of coffee ~O)

DS is obsessed with coffee.  This summer, my H let him have a sip of his coffee because it didn't have sugar it in and he figured DS would think it was gross.  Nope.  He loved it and wanted more and begged us for our coffee for months afterward.

candlequeen

my ex mother in law offered for the kids to have a sleep over at her house tonight b/c I have a class for work tomorrow pretty much all day. Yesterday the assistant director told me that the class is cancelled and I can do the online version. I didn't tell my XMIL that it was cancelled  X_X

stoneycakes

candlequeen said:

my ex mother in law offered for the kids to have a sleep over at her house tonight b/c I have a class for work tomorrow pretty much all day. Yesterday the assistant director told me that the class is cancelled and I can do the online version. I didn't tell my XMIL that it was cancelled  X_X

You still need time to yourself to do the online class.  You're good.

sarenu1

stoneycakes said:

candlequeen said:

my ex mother in law offered for the kids to have a sleep over at her house tonight b/c I have a class for work tomorrow pretty much all day. Yesterday the assistant director told me that the class is cancelled and I can do the online version. I didn't tell my XMIL that it was cancelled  X_X

You still need time to yourself to do the online class.  You're good.

FTFY

stoneycakes

Seriously?  No confessions?  Everyone must have been angels this week.

candlequeen

c'mon Meesh! Entertain us!! lol

bumpuser9353653

Confession: I'm so not into sex right now. At least not at 10pm when I'm exhausted and ready to crash. Or when conversation has been almost non existent all evening. I just want sleep!

Into+the+Kitty

J just recently changed his 'weekend' schedule to Sunday + Monday through the holiday season. I hate hate hate it. There's not even really a legitimate reason for how much I completely hate it, but every time it comes up I get all pissy and sulky about it. I should get a best wife of the year award, clearly.

abby8279

I get the same way before MH goes on business trips.  I sulk, act pissy, and randomly cry a little.  He probably thinks I am a crazy B.  

And when we were just a couple I would get soo excited for him to get home to spend time with him.  Now three kids later, he walks in the door and I am like...here are some babies...I am going to take a bath and a nap.

unaveragejane

I have a friend who always changes the sheets after she and HH have sex. She says that when they were first married, she was constantly washing sheets. I confess I pretty much always change sheets every Monday, and it has nothing to do with whether or not deeds were done. Am I gross?

stoneycakes

unaveragejane said:

I have a friend who always changes the sheets after she and HH have sex. She says that when they were first married, she was constantly washing sheets. I confess I pretty much always change sheets every Monday, and it has nothing to do with whether or not deeds were done. Am I gross?

If I felt the need to change the sheets every time, we would probably have way less sex, LOL. 

countrycotton

Wait...your supposed to change sheets WEEKLY? sheets get changed at my house maybe twice a month. I'm a horrible housewife.

candlequeen

stringy813 said:

I'm eating pbj and pirates bootie while M is asleep in the car. It was her lunch but we didn't get around to eating before we left my friends house.

LLOL!

candlequeen

unaveragejane said:

I have a friend who always changes the sheets after she and HH have sex. She says that when they were first married, she was constantly washing sheets. I confess I pretty much always change sheets every Monday, and it has nothing to do with whether or not deeds were done. Am I gross?

no you are not gross! If we did that our sheets would need changing a lot. We just got new bedding and I make sure the comforter and everything is folded towards the bottom before the deed. 

candlequeen

abby8279 said:

I get the same way before MH goes on business trips.  I sulk, act pissy, and randomly cry a little.  He probably thinks I am a crazy B.  

And when we were just a couple I would get soo excited for him to get home to spend time with him.  Now three kids later, he walks in the door and I am like...here are some babies...I am going to take a bath and a nap.

I am really starting to love you a little abby  :x

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stoneycakes

This is what we do for our date night after parties

abby8279

I effing hate the question "how do a I talk my DH into CDing?"!  That question make me cringe.  And we got another one today.  All of you who ask that or have asked it....you suck!

Kelly11235

abby8279 said:

I effing hate the question "how do a I talk my DH into CDing?"!  That question make me cringe.  And we got another one today.  All of you who ask that or have asked it....you suck!

I hate it too.

Ovary up and tell him if he doesn't like it then he can go wash his clothes at the laundromat.  Or buy a second washer (you'd still save money over disposables).

Into+the+Kitty

I still LLOL that when J and I were discussing using CDs I told him it would save us a ton of money. Good thing he also now loves the benefits of cloth.

unaveragejane

stoneycakes said:

This is what we do for our date night after parties

Good thing, too! You wouldn't want your light fixture to get pregnant.

Into+the+Kitty

I get legitimately stressed out picking which color thread I want to top stitch with, particularly when it comes to diapers.

violajack

unaveragejane said:

stoneycakes said:

This is what we do for our date night after parties

Good thing, too! You wouldn't want your light fixture to get pregnant.


Ok, it took legitimate effort for to keep the laughter calm enough to not shake the baby off my boob.

flummadiddle85

Chickypoo2468 said:

I can't handle when SAHMs complain that their lives are so hard bc their husbands are gone all the time, but they're home before dinner and on weekends.

I count myself lucky if we can all sit down for dinner together. 

freezorburn

DS is going through a clingy phase right now and I can't stand it. I really want my personal space right now and all he wants is to cuddle or cling to my legs or stand on my feet so that I can't go anywhere or do anything. It's not charming. At. All.

unaveragejane

stoneycakes said:

unaveragejane said:

I have a friend who always changes the sheets after she and HH have sex. She says that when they were first married, she was constantly washing sheets. I confess I pretty much always change sheets every Monday, and it has nothing to do with whether or not deeds were done. Am I gross?

If I felt the need to change the sheets every time, we would probably have way less sex, LOL. 

If I felt the need to change sheets every time, I would probably change sheets way less often.

Mandmeesh

oh my god! your sex life must be mind-numbingly boring if you set up specific towels

seriously.  kill me if mine is ever like that

Mandmeesh

Chickypoo2468 said:

oh my god! your sex life must be mind-numbingly boring if you set up specific towels

seriously.  kill me if mine is ever like that

Are they for lying on or cleanup? I used to try to keep towels next to the bed for cleanup. It didn't last long tho.

I forget who said they had them, but I think they said they were for laying on 

abby8279

If I had special towels next to the bed waiting for us to get it on....they would be dusty.

Mandmeesh

stringy813 said:

Mandmeesh said:

oh my god! your sex life must be mind-numbingly boring if you set up specific towels

seriously.  kill me if mine is ever like that

We don't all just get to have sex every single day meesh.

You could if you signed a contract

Mandmeesh

So the joke is always that men get off in like....a minute, right?
Last night, it was definitely me who was a limp noodle after five minutes (maybe three?) I love quickies. They're my favorite kind of sex

stoneycakes

missmimsyy said:

Oh pp sex. Why are you less fun?

It gets so much better.

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stoneycakes

ovenrack said:

stoneycakes said:

missmimsyy said:

Oh pp sex. Why are you less fun?

It gets so much better.

When?

It got significantly better for me around 6-8 months pp.  But I noticed the more I weaned, the better it got.   Once DS completely weaned, I actually felt like it was totally back to normal if not better than before.

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

So much less often. Sooo much better.

Right?  Is it better because it's better?  Or is it better because absence makes the heart grow fonder?

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

@stoneycakes‌ how are you feeling?

Ummmm...I have a headache