You know you're TTGP when...

MrsC0617 · November 2014

Stole this from another board because we haven't done it in awhile!

Me? I'm constantly walking around squeezing my boobs to see if they're more tender than the day before.

JennyLynn6785 · November 2014

Checking CF 10 times a day to see if it's sticky, eggy, etc. And pinching my nips randomly to see if they hurt more. I swear I fondle myself more than my husband does!

carolinagirl67 · November 2014

Your DH says "did you temp?" every morning when you are getting up out of bed.

cabgirl · November 2014

Feeling nauseated late in your cycle makes you feel hopeful.

icaughtfire · November 2014

When you warn your H not to use the thermometer on your nightstand. Ever.

And then his eyeballs fall out of his head when you tell him you stick it in your va-jay-jay.

Kingfisher1 · November 2014

H asks "Did you take your (prenatal) vitamins?"

pippacricket · November 2014

You're always checking what your due date may be if you get pregnant this cycle.

Then also checking to see if any holidays, birthdays, or special occasions fall around what would be your 12 week mark so you can make a cute announcement.

Nikolie93 · November 2014

When you make sure you have no plans during potential ovulation days so you can be sure you have time for all the humping.

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JennyLynn6785 · November 2014

@carolinagirl67‌ My hubby asks how my temp is every morning.

indogbeersiveonlyhadone · November 2014

A) always asking DH "do my tata's look like they're bulging out of my bra"

fondling my tata's to see if their "more sensitive" then they should be.
C) constantly on a routine to "thicken my uterine wall" (like drinking green yea but only on CD1-13, eating pineapple core but only in certain days, not eating things because they effects the thickness of said uterine wall. And getting a total WTF face from DH when I bring up why I must or cannot eat,drink or be around certain things.

cateyes543 · November 2014

When you type "F" into your address bar and fertility friend not Facebook comes up.

Amberry10 · November 2014

When I know my CD day and not the actual date.

carolinagirl67 · November 2014

JennyLynn6785 said:
@carolinagirl67‌ My hubby asks how my temp is every morning.

Glad I'm not alone! :!!

RaeLynn81012 · November 2014

All of the above. Every single one of them.

JellicalParker · November 2014

When your BFF texts you to tell you that you're probably in your FW because she admits to stalking your cycle and chart!

cateyes543 · November 2014

When traveling and you have to remember the thermometer, OPKs, lube, and anything to convince H it is sexy time!

dmsmth · November 2014

Ol, these are amusing all very true... Except the therm in the vajajay post

thats about the only one I don't do!

uromys · November 2014

JennyLynn6785 said:

Checking CF 10 times a day to see if it's sticky, eggy, etc. And pinching my nips randomly to see if they hurt more. I swear I fondle myself more than my husband does!

I know I fondle myself more the DH does. DPO10 rolls around and I can't keep my hands off my chest. "Does this hurt?" or "Do they look bigger yet?"

Also I find myself constantly stalking FF like it's a damn magic8 ball.

MissesFroom · November 2014

@emilie818 ! I was just going to say something along the lines of this! I may have stopped at the drugstore by work and purchased the Clearblue digi's so I could do my mid-day OPK!

Nikolie93 · November 2014

@uromys‌ MH has learned when that time comes around and he always grabs on them. He tells me he's just trying to help lol

gsdtx81 · November 2014

Feeling like you hit the luxury jackpot when the nurse gives you a shot of lidocaine before placing the IV for your most recent procedure. ...heaven. It was like heaven.

Also, not even batting an eye when he looked at the veins in your arms and said "You get a lot of blood work, don't you?"

KatzKiss · November 2014

Instead of just the box of tampons sitting next to the toilet, there are stacks of OPKS, pregnancy tests, and my pee cup. The snooze button is a distant but fond memory. Analyzing toilet paper after wiping instead of just flushing it.

JennyLynn6785 · November 2014

I'm seriously still waiting for DH to ask why there is suddenly a stack of plastic cups sitting in the bathroom.

estakis · November 2014

Wondering every time you drink some alcohol if it'll be your last drink for a while. TWW always screws with me.

kfras · November 2014

"if I get pregnant this month..." Trying to figure out where my maternity leave would fall and how I will have to rearrange my vacation time at work. Constantly adding everything to my ovulation app calendar so I can track it.

JennyLynn6785 · November 2014

estakis said:
Wondering every time you drink some alcohol if it'll be your last drink for a while. TWW always screws with me.

Having a dirty martini now since I still won't be testing for 8(ish) more days!

bracingourselves · November 2014

When you start poking around in your Queen Victoria without watching porn first...

EliseJ · November 2014

When you're H asks "so... You're taking your temp every morning... Has it been normal?" Er- what? Haha love him but he's still a bit clueless.

Rooskie87 · November 2014

kfras - we are waiting to book next years vacation based on how I need to use my days.

When you over-analyze your bathroom situation at work because someday you'll have to pee every 30 min...

When you put off buying new clothes because you'd rather save for maternity clothes...or you buy new clothes that have room to grow a little (even though your freaking pants are 2 sizes too big).

When your DH knows to buy the DQ chicken strip basket on CD1 to get you to stop crying.

I also look at the due date each month based on LMP and try to come up with something that I will get to do since I won't be close to a due date (oh, not due in June, guess you can go to your cousin's wedding 3 hours away...not due in July, guess you can go to the horse track for opening weekend...)

JennyLynn6785 · November 2014

MoonandBack141 said:
You spend an uncomfortable amount of time in the work bathroom analyzing if your CM is more sticky or creamy. Or maybe it's watery. No, no. It's creamy.

"Is this lotion-like?"

lvlyldybmp · November 2014

yep, the boobs. DH is always like "why are you playing with yourself, stop squeezing your nipples!"
and when you check due date calculators based on your estimated ovulation to see how far along you'll be each month of the summer

MrsC0617 · November 2014

I am constantly holding in pee in the middle of the day or night. Night because I don't want to get out of bed to screw up tests, day because I have to wait to take an OPK.

KatzKiss · November 2014

MoonandBack141 said:

You are sure your thermometer is either broken or you put it in your mouth wrong whenever you don't get the temp you want. You contemplate re-temping or disregarding the temp all-together so that you can keep your chart pretty. You finally say fuck it and add the weirdo temp.

Last night I put both of my thermometers in my mouth at the same time to make sure they were in sync.

lazyreader · November 2014

I may or may not have taken my temp every half hour to see how fast my temp rises. A few times. So I could sleep in more.

cateyes543 · November 2014

runningmommy519 said:

I have a question for those that pee on things at work. Do you pee right on the strip or bring a cup with? Edit: fat fingers hit Enter

I use the wrapper as a cup. Win-win

mandy522 · November 2014

runningmommy519 said:

I have a question for those that pee on things at work. Do you pee right on the strip or bring a cup with? Edit: fat fingers hit Enter

You can try peeing into the wondfo wrapper and then dipping.

I did this once and it did not go well for me, but I've heard others (who apparently have significantly better aim than I do) say they do it all the time. If you do it, don't forget to take the little silica packet out of the wrapper unless you want some pop rocks style sound effects.

mikeandnat · November 2014

When your co-workers start giving you looks every time you say "I'm going to meet my husband for lunch" a couple times a month.

When H asks, "Why is there a plastic margarita shot glass in the bathroom?" and I say "Oh, I pee in that."

JennyLynn6785 · November 2014

KatzKiss said:

MoonandBack141 said:

You are sure your thermometer is either broken or you put it in your mouth wrong whenever you don't get the temp you want. You contemplate re-temping or disregarding the temp all-together so that you can keep your chart pretty. You finally say fuck it and add the weirdo temp.

Last night I put both of my thermometers in my mouth at the same time to make sure they were in sync.

Don't feel bad. I have done this.

Edit: Quote fail? Or I've been drinking, sooooo ...

GR8TDANEMOM · November 2014

pippacricket said:
You're always checking what your due date may be if you get pregnant this cycle.

Then also checking to see if any holidays, birthdays, or special occasions fall around what would be your 12 week mark so you can make a cute announcement.

This is me exactly!

thewickedfairy · November 2014

Nothing to add. I have done a fairly good amount of these. The whole CM in the work bathroom thing. Why does it take so long to analyze CM? Or why does it always have to look borderline at times?

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