You know you're TTGP when...

thewickedfairy

Auto correct has all of the acronyms down pat.

estakis

Spending CD1(and sometimes all of AF's visit time) engaging in things I can't (or shouldn't) do when I do get pregnant: drinking alcohol, eating sushi, consuming excessive amounts of caffeine, hanging out in hot tubs. Maybe even take up smoking or drug use?! Ok....not really. But, I do use AF as an excuse to engage excessively in all the other things!

Scatterbug

When your husband whispers to your lower tummy after sex (every time) "go little dudes, go".

MsFaith15

When neither you or DH want it but your doing EOD so you must. Always turns out good in the end.

SwivelChair5

thewickedfairy said:

Nothing to add. I have done a fairly good amount of these. The whole CM in the work bathroom thing. Why does it take so long to analyze CM? Or why does it always have to look borderline at times?

I finally started giving myself a time limit - I was wasting huge parts of my day staring at my TP.  Now, I give the CM analysis my full attention for about 15 second, and if I am not sure, I classify it as the most fertile CM it might be.

Rooskie87

This week I also meal planned around EOD. Monday reheat soup, Tuesday garlic food, tonight brinner since it's fast to cook and doesn't leave offensive breath...

IslandDreamin

When DH who slept through health class in high school now has a solid understanding of how a cycle works.

southernpeach89

When your DH knows when it's "baby making sex" time instead of just sex just to have sex.

acurtin713

pippacricket said:

You're always checking what your due date may be if you get pregnant this cycle. Then also checking to see if any holidays, birthdays, or special occasions fall around what would be your 12 week mark so you can make a cute announcement.

YES. Do this constantly!

Plus, every little random symptom I get, I google to see if it's an early pregnancy symptom. 

Gasbarro2011

When you want to take your temp again because it just can't be the same exact temp it was the day before; there must be something wrong with the BBT.

When friends show up for a surprise visit and you quickly make the bed in the guest room with the same sheets you slept on the night before (DH snored too much and too loud), only to realize that you tucked your BBT into the bed after your friends have gone to bed for the night.  A bout of panic occurs.  You know that they are leaving super early in the morning (4am, around temping time) so you beg DH to wake up after they are gone and go in search of your BBT (you can't do it yourself or it would mess up the temp).  Luckily the BBT fell under the bed, making it hard for DH to find, but meaning your friends probably never saw it.  So much panic followed by relief.  DH deserves the Awesome Award.

reginaphilangee

You know you're TTGP when you feel like death, but you're all: 

 

WafflesFriendsWork

When you sign up for a FF account with another email address using your "refer a friend" link so you can get five more days of the "VIP Analysis" - just enough to get you through this cycle so you don't waste money on a longer subscription if KU. I'd like to think think of this as "optimistic" rather than "cheap" or "dishonest" but it might be a new low.

EmeJay

- You've peed on your hands so many times that you don't even bother anymore

- You HAVE put your butt in the air, whatever people say

- You roll your eyes everytime there's a pregnancy scenario in a movie or tv show, because it's never accurate

longhornwino0907

Scatterbug said:

When your husband whispers to your lower tummy after sex (every time) "go little dudes, go".

Mine does the same. "Swim fast, little guys! You can do it!" (yes, in the creepy Rob Schneider voice...)

cateyes543

heartbot said:

cateyes543 said:

runningmommy519 said:

I have a question for those that pee on things at work. Do you pee right on the strip or bring a cup with? Edit: fat fingers hit Enter

I use the wrapper as a cup. Win-win

I do this sometimes, too, when I don't have a cup on me. It's messy, though, and on one occasion I may have spilled an entire wrapper filled with pee on myself. 

Worst day ever was the day I was sure I was going to get a positive OPK and I dropped the whole fucking wrapper in the toilet, no way to test that night! I usually have great aim and do well but that day! 

ashleymarie6269

pippacricket said:

You're always checking what your due date may be if you get pregnant this cycle. Then also checking to see if any holidays, birthdays, or special occasions fall around what would be your 12 week mark so you can make a cute announcement.

+1 for this ^

Scatterbug

Dbarar said:

Scatterbug said:

When your husband whispers to your lower tummy after sex (every time) "go little dudes, go".

Mine does the same. "Swim fast, little guys! You can do it!" (yes, in the creepy Rob Schneider voice...)


Very glad it's not just us lol.

llw42614

I never thought I would be so excited to see "egg whites" in my underwear... Come out of the bathroom like "I've gotta go have sex NOW"!

mrsb30

When DH asks me what my temp was this morning and then follows it with so did you ovulate yet? Or when he says during sex "you should be ovulating soon right?"

DH is cute and he likes to be involved with knowing when I ovulate etc.

MrsC0617

cateyes543 said:

heartbot said:

cateyes543 said:

runningmommy519 said:

I have a question for those that pee on things at work. Do you pee right on the strip or bring a cup with?

Edit: fat fingers hit Enter

I use the wrapper as a cup. Win-win

I do this sometimes, too, when I don't have a cup on me. It's messy, though, and on one occasion I may have spilled an entire wrapper filled with pee on myself. 

Worst day ever was the day I was sure I was going to get a positive OPK and I dropped the whole fucking wrapper in the toilet, no way to test that night! I usually have great aim and do well but that day! 

------------------------qbf----------------------

Yep, I've done this. Haha.

Fbride14

when you wake up at the same time, even on the weekends, just to temp.

omnivorette

wondering if you're peeing really often every time you pee.

nandaboob06

littleliverpill said:

You know you're TTGP oblivious when you bump a zombie thread for no apparent reason.

Maybe a uo but at least she searched back instead of starting a new one which would of led to comments like "well if you searched/lurked you would've known this was covered..."

Sometimes it's nice to see what new people have to add in.

whatsit

You know you're on TB a lot when you see a truck with a license plate starting BFP and get momentarily excited for that person...

MrsC0617

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ajoywilkey

All of the above and...

I go to take a pee and feel it's a wasted pee if I'm not peeing on something!!

Also the best was when I told DH we had to HIO cause of great CM and I later tell him I'll be home later then normal that night, he hollers all serious "WHAT ABLUT THE CERVICAL JUICES?!" In the driveway for all the neighbors to hear...

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reginaphilangee

I'll add a funny story for you ladies: last week my boobs were huge and sore. I was moody. I was craving goldfish. So...I run to the bathroom to POAS and realize something: DH and I hadn't had sex this month. I was benched due to my abdomen puncture. Yeah. The test was negative. Shocker.