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how being pregnant is exactly like being a stoner...

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1. I am soooo sleepy. I am apparently to the "want to sit on the couch in my jammies all day" phase.

2. Yesterday while my kids napped I ate myself through a viscious cycle of salty, sweet, salty, sweet, salty.....until I felt sick

3. Going to the grocery store results in chips! And gummi bears! And chewy chips ahoy cookies! And oh yea, pudding!

4. I can't remember shit. Including words that normal humans use on a regular basis.


Its not just me, right?? Please tell me its not just me. (Feel free to lie if you need to)
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Re: how being pregnant is exactly like being a stoner...

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  • nwsnowbunnynwsnowbunny member
    Mmmmmm...gummy bears.
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  • dreacwatersdreacwaters member
    It's not just you! You are not alone.
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  • Cheekers2010Cheekers2010 member
    It's not just you. I would kill for some gummy bears and a day on the couch. Wahhhh
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  • stejjystejjy member
    My boyfriend has made it into a game of "pregnant or stoned" whenever I go food shopping or make myself a snack.. Apparently my suggestion of fries and lemon sorbet for dinner wasn't as appealing to him.
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  • hollycnhollycn member
    Yup... I went out to dinner with SO (Applebee's) last night in one of his sweatshirts and sweats. Should have changed probably, but no. B-)
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  • AbsolutelyAyriannaAbsolutelyAyrianna member
    edited November 2014
    The only thing beautiful bout being pregnant is the baby at the end and sometimes even sometimes that can be kinda gross, I mean the mustard poops sure aren't pretty. 

    Edit: did someone say chewy chips ahoy? Sounds like breakfast. 
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  • ColoradoBoatColoradoBoat member
    We just got a delivery of candy, popcorn, oreos, etc etc at the office.  My pregnant munchies are off the chart!  I've told my co-workers I'm moving my desk into the kitchen (and I'm only kinda kidding...)
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    These two are just so funny...

    Also, due date has come, gone and I am just so anxious to meet baby!  Please be healthy and strong baby, mama can't wait to meet you :)
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  • kelsz12kelsz12 member
    This is all spot on except I think stoners are happier than pregnant ladies...
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  • rshamosrshamos member
    Why can't we be both? I bet pregnancies cravings while stoned will result in some AWESOME food combos.
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  • SerunatuSerunatu member
    Haha yes! My town is very much populated by college students. I find myself standing in the candy isle of the store late in the night with many different students, debating between what kind of gummy's will go best with my chips.

    I almost always pick the same things, but I still have the 10 minute debate with myself every time. 
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  • acac104acac104 member
    gummy bears....yummmmm
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  • bumpuser10617306bumpuser10617306 member
    Phew! Also, now I want lays and sorbet.
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  • bumpuser10617306bumpuser10617306 member
    And yes...I would "imagine" I would be a LOT less uncomfortable if I was high instead of growing a wigglie little break dancer.
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