how being pregnant is exactly like being a stoner...

bumpuser10617306

1. I am soooo sleepy. I am apparently to the "want to sit on the couch in my jammies all day" phase.

2. Yesterday while my kids napped I ate myself through a viscious cycle of salty, sweet, salty, sweet, salty.....until I felt sick

3. Going to the grocery store results in chips! And gummi bears! And chewy chips ahoy cookies! And oh yea, pudding!

4. I can't remember shit. Including words that normal humans use on a regular basis.


Its not just me, right?? Please tell me its not just me. (Feel free to lie if you need to)

agsgrrl

Nope, I've made the comparison myself. Not that I know anything about that reefer stuff... 8-> :-\"

nwsnowbunny

Mmmmmm...gummy bears.

dreacwaters

It's not just you! You are not alone.

Cheekers2010

It's not just you. I would kill for some gummy bears and a day on the couch. Wahhhh

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stejjy

My boyfriend has made it into a game of "pregnant or stoned" whenever I go food shopping or make myself a snack.. Apparently my suggestion of fries and lemon sorbet for dinner wasn't as appealing to him.

hollycn

Yup... I went out to dinner with SO (Applebee's) last night in one of his sweatshirts and sweats. Should have changed probably, but no. B-)

AbsolutelyAyrianna

The only thing beautiful bout being pregnant is the baby at the end and sometimes even sometimes that can be kinda gross, I mean the mustard poops sure aren't pretty. 

Edit: did someone say chewy chips ahoy? Sounds like breakfast. 

ColoradoBoat

We just got a delivery of candy, popcorn, oreos, etc etc at the office.  My pregnant munchies are off the chart!  I've told my co-workers I'm moving my desk into the kitchen (and I'm only kinda kidding...)

kelsz12

This is all spot on except I think stoners are happier than pregnant ladies...

rshamos

Why can't we be both? I bet pregnancies cravings while stoned will result in some AWESOME food combos.

Serunatu

Haha yes! My town is very much populated by college students. I find myself standing in the candy isle of the store late in the night with many different students, debating between what kind of gummy's will go best with my chips.

I almost always pick the same things, but I still have the 10 minute debate with myself every time. 

acac104

gummy bears....yummmmm

bumpuser10617306

Phew! Also, now I want lays and sorbet.

bumpuser10617306

And yes...I would "imagine" I would be a LOT less uncomfortable if I was high instead of growing a wigglie little break dancer.