I guess my FFFC tomorrow would be I have never tried Bailey's and the only time I do ranch is on raw veggies and minimal at that. I have never had mayo or a deviled egg. I also have never had an ice cream cone.
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Had a friend who did not get his mayo on the side. His reason? Looked too much like a certain bodily fluid which he produced and I did not. Granted, he was 22 when he said that... Wonder what he thinks now. (Doesn't live in the area anymore...)
This reminds me of a story I read on a "bad sex" confessional LiveJournal community several years ago where a woman was talking about how she sometimes passed out when she was overstimulated. One time she passed out, but she had made it clear to her husband that she wanted him to keep going because she wanted him to be satisfied, only he wasn't into it because, y'know, she was PASSED OUT ... so he heated up some mayonnaise that he had mixed with sugar and water to make it the consistency of semen. Only he had heated it up too much, so when he went to drizzle it over her belly as if he'd pulled out, he burned her and she came to.
That should make everyone feel better about their sex life. But worse about mayonnaise.
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She "came to" or she "came too"? The latter could really change the story. B-)
I'm with @JRod13, Miracle Whip is for grandmas. Mayo, though, is necessary in my life. I love a good turkey and Swiss sandwich with tons of mayo slathered on there.
I love a good turkey and Swiss sandwich as well, but instead of mayo I use thousand island. Yummy
Re: Former clean freak
OK...english back bacon is another good thing.
She "came to" or she "came too"? The latter could really change the story. B-)