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  • krystrist2014krystrist2014 member
    abcmom12 said:
    Shortstack06 said:
    My husband is a plumber and has seen some obscene things. But he would be disturbed if I rolled out of bed and popped a squat to pee in a milk jug instead of going to the actual bathroom. I just can't. My TMI is my husband was kissing my bump last night as foreplay and I was really hoping the baby would kick him because it was not sexy at all. Just awkward for me.
    Ok, NO.  I told my husband to never ever touch the bump while we're being frisky.  That's too weird and instant sex killer for me.
    Agree with both of you on this! I had to tell SO this once too - like, please dont rub or kiss the baby bump or even mention the baby when your about to get down to business with me! But to be honest, he can inadvertently kill the mood for me too. For example, when we saw each other this weekend, during sex he insisted on leaning down to kiss me which just squished me and the baby! It killed it for me.
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  • JunkieBrewsterJunkieBrewster member
    MissChristineMarie said:
    The husband and I were having sexy time last night and we were on our sides spooning. He went anal and I thought it was on purpose and I didnt stop him because my cervix is tender.
    When I mentioned it, he had no clue so Ive been joking with him all day about surprise butt secks.
    Wow. Things must have been super lubed up...
    We can't have any kind of sex without massive amounts of mineral oil.
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  • SerunatuSerunatu member
    Shortstack06 said:
    My TMI is my husband was kissing my bump last night as foreplay and I was really hoping the baby would kick him because it was not sexy at all. Just awkward for me.
    LOL this was hilarious for me.
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  • JunkieBrewsterJunkieBrewster member
    edited October 2014
    JunkieBrewster said:
    MissChristineMarie said:
    The husband and I were having sexy time last night and we were on our sides spooning. He went anal and I thought it was on purpose and I didnt stop him because my cervix is tender.
    When I mentioned it, he had no clue so Ive been joking with him all day about surprise butt secks.
    Wow. Things must have been super lubed up...
    We can't have any kind of sex without massive amounts of mineral oil.
    Yep. When we were going through fertility treatments, it was the only lube my RE okayed for us to use, because my autoimmune disease causes inflammation issues for me (the same reason I am likely having a c-section, and preseed irritated me.
    The ONLY 2 sperm safe lubricants, according to studies, are pre-seed and mineral oil. Preseed is really expensive, so we use mineral oil, and like it so much we kept on using it.  I also have to use a steroid numbing cream before sex.

    Sexy, eh?

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  • JunkieBrewsterJunkieBrewster member
    gdaniels77 said:
    The husband and I were having sexy time last night and we were on our sides spooning. He went anal and I thought it was on purpose and I didnt stop him because my cervix is tender.
    When I mentioned it, he had no clue so Ive been joking with him all day about surprise butt secks.
    Wow. Things must have been super lubed up...
    Seriously, tbh I'm kind of impressed that it can just happen spontaneously for you without inflicting serious butt injuries. Especially right now!
    Ha, it probably wouldn't have happened at all but I have to use a numbing steroid cream before sexytime for the reason I said above.
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  • LinziLoo09LinziLoo09 member
    edited October 2014
    The pee jug keeps reminding me of the Frank's "Sun Tea System" episode from 30 Rock. I'm picturing some beautiful, stinky flowers growing outside of that poster's window.


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    LinziLoo09 said:
    The pee jug keeps reminding me of the Frank's "Sun Tea System" episode from 30 Rock. I'm picturing some beautiful, stinky flowers growing outside of that poster's window.


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    chayshay1408 said:
    MissChristineMarie said:
    Thinking about butt sex right now makes me hurt ever since I took a massive dump.



    Glad you finally took a dump!
    No.....

    no.....


    I'm not.
    I bled and cried.

    Really need to ingest more fiber.
    Ouch!

    Colace and Tucks too?


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  • NoodlesandriceNoodlesandrice member
    Yikes @chayshay1408 ‌ that sounds painful. Fiber and water for the win! I hope your subsequent poops are easier :(
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  • gdaniels77gdaniels77 member
    @JunkieBrewster‌ no worries, the numbing cream explains it and spares you from the loose butthole reputation. Now the real question is, is the aftermath okay today? I'd still be sitting on ice.
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    MissChristineMarie said:

    @JunkieBrewster‌ I can see your butthole from here! Whoa! ;) :-P

    This thread has had me laughing all day! A very much needed laugh!

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    chayshay1408 said:

    I am fearing the return of the dreaded hemorrhoids. 



    I wish DH would go get me an apple pie and ice cream
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    Apple pie milkshake with a (tasteless) fiber supplement? :)


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    3girlsnthepup said:
    Well this doesn't come close to comparing to the pee jug... But I finally indulged the craving I've been having for a liverwurst sandwich (ew, I know) this morning... But it didn't sit well and an hour later I vomited. Liverwurst= Worst. Vomit. Ever.
    This may top the pee jug for me.  It just may...
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    @3girlsnthepup-I shall try and get over it.   [-(
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    Baby powder works wonders... That's all I have to say
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    gdaniels77 said:
    @JunkieBrewster‌ no worries, the numbing cream explains it and spares you from the loose butthole reputation. Now the real question is, is the aftermath okay today? I'd still be sitting on ice.
    All is well with the poop chute.
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  • NoodlesandriceNoodlesandrice member
    @JunkieBrewster‌ I was sitting on my couch looking at my dog when he turned and walked away. I think he needs to poop because he just had a gaping butthole. I thought id share cause, well...you know. I figured you could relate.
    Haha kidding, kidding...I couldn't help but tease. Sorry :) I do appreciate your good sense of humor about it. ;-)
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  • bowlwomanbowlwoman member
    Guise...urine is compostable. She's just helping the flowers grow.

    And yeah @3girlsnthepup‌ we finally found our anti creepy evil internet twins moment. I CANNOT do liverwurst. Not even to puke it up later.
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    JunkieBrewster said:


    MissChristineMarie said:

    JunkieBrewster said:


    JunkieBrewster said:


    MissChristineMarie said:

    JunkieBrewster said:

    The husband and I were having sexy time last night and we were on our sides spooning. He went anal and I thought it was on purpose and I didnt stop him because my cervix is tender.

    When I mentioned it, he had no clue so Ive been joking with him all day about surprise butt secks.
    Wow. Things must have been super lubed up...

    We can't have any kind of sex without massive amounts of mineral oil.

    Yep. When we were going through fertility treatments, it was the only lube my RE okayed for us to use, because my autoimmune disease causes inflammation issues for me (the same reason I am likely having a c-section, and preseed irritated me.
    The ONLY 2 sperm safe lubricants, according to studies, are pre-seed and mineral oil. Preseed is really expensive, so we use mineral oil, and like it so much we kept on using it. 

    Sexy, eh?

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    Gotcha. I used coconut oil because pressed was ridiculously expensive. I love how you can use it for ANYTHING! ;-)



    NOW ALL OF TB THINKS I HAVE A GAPING ASSHOLE.


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    edited October 2014
    3girlsnthepup said:


    bowlwoman said:



    And yeah @3girlsnthepup‌ we finally found our anti creepy evil internet twins moment. I CANNOT do liverwurst. Not even to puke it up later.


    Fraternal internet twins? I'm not saying it was a regular occurrence... Just one of my weird cravings. Vitamin A & B12 deficiency, perhaps?

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    Yeah, let's chalk it up to that. :D

    The last time I was in Paris, I had lunch in a nice cafe and couldn't decide what to order. I mistakenly ordered liver for lunch, and I made myself eat it. It was not a fun afternoon.

    The escargot at dinner made up for it, though. My body was probably so confused by the end of that day.
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