TMI Tuesday 10.28.14

krystrist2014

Doesn't look like anyone has started a TMI Tuesday thread yet today!

 

 

 

krystrist2014

I am not sure why... but for the past month or so every morning between 7 and 9 I am forced out of bed by stomach cramps which result in diarrhea. Like, just about every morning. WTH? I know I shouldn't complain since some of you ladies have the opposite problem and would love to be able to poop... but my gag reflex is also at its worst/most sensitive in the AM so its just gross.

goatlady12

I flicked a booger in the middle of the night last night.  It landed on my night stand so I had to scrape that off this morning.  It was massive.

jennielee123

I have a hemorrhoid the size of a grape, I've been icing my ass for two days. It hurts like a mother effer.

RicKeyBaby

I looked up articles and images about perineum massage this week. Come next week.......it's about to go down! X_X

RayRay007

I can hardly reach to give myself a proper wipe so more often than not I dribble pee down my leg after I stand up from the toilet.

MissMeegs

It's been so long since I shaved my bush that when I showered last night I discovered a ton of little bits of toilet paper debris lodged in my hairs like lint. Good thing I turned down DH when he tried to initiate sex prior to the shower.
:-S

AnonnAni

I'm losing my plug and spotting so all in all that's super attractive

AnonnAni

@katehgee i laughed so hard at that I spit out my oatmeal on my desk i love it!!! lol @ pet stain remover lol

colliebabe

I get some sort of crazy gas build up at night.  It's so uncomfortable at while I'm trying to sleep but I can't seem to let it go.  Then when I wake up in the morning I walk around the house farting while getting ready. It's a good thing I'm the only one up!

agsgrrl

colliebabe said:

I get some sort of crazy gas build up at night.  It's so uncomfortable at while I'm trying to sleep but I can't seem to let it go.  Then when I wake up in the morning I walk around the house farting while getting ready. It's a good thing I'm the only one up!

I have the same problem, I posted a while back that my dog now thinks my morning farts are her alarm. "Ooh mom's farting, it's time for breakfast!"

Bklm94

I hate walking all the way upstairs to pee in the middle of the night so I cleaned an old milk jug and cut the top off and pee in it all night long. I have tp next to it and I empty it out my window every morning before the sun comes up. Ha

LinziLoo09

@agsgrrl - I can't stop laughing at fart alarms

I mentioned this on my bitch from yesterday, but my boobs are leaking colostrum like hella crazy. Within 5 minutes of laying down last night, for bed, I had a sopping wet t-shirt that had wet through to the mattress on my side of the bed. I ended up sleeping in a sports bra (to wick away my boobie leaks) and underwear because I'm having crazy night sweats too. Going to buy some official boob pads today; though that won't prevent the damp cold swamps that keep developing in my bra. 

Oh, and as I type this, ol'Lefty has decided to chime in with another leak. Fun!

twoandthrough

Bklm94 said:

I hate walking all the way upstairs to pee in the middle of the night so I cleaned an old milk jug and cut the top off and pee in it all night long. I have tp next to it and I empty it out my window every morning before the sun comes up. Ha

Say what now?

MissMeegs

Bklm94 said:

I hate walking all the way upstairs to pee in the middle of the night so I cleaned an old milk jug and cut the top off and pee in it all night long. I have tp next to it and I empty it out my window every morning before the sun comes up. Ha

I am absolutely dying with laughter over this. I think it's that you lovingly "cleaned" your piss jug prior to establishing its use as a piss jug that is killing me.

And now I've peed myself a little.
:-O

Bklm94

No shame!! Night pees are hell. It's dark and I don't want to fall down the stairs. It has a handle and all. Hahaha

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Bklm94

@slaps its upstairs. And I mean I use water and rinse it. I'm gross but not so gross that I'll let it go without rinsing.

haloform

I guess I'm now farting in my sleep. MH was up late playing a computer game last night in the loft office above our bedroom, while I slept.  I woke up this morning to a text message on my phone from him from 1:30 this morning that said "You just farted so loud in your sleep LOL". He also informed me of it in person when I woke up around 2am to pee. He thought it was hilarious.

Thanks, husband

CandEChicago

Bklm94 said:

@slaps its upstairs. And I mean I use water and rinse it. I'm gross but not so gross that I'll let it go without rinsing.

I think it is the pee out the window like the medieval pee buckets...not whether or not you rinse pee bucket/jug.

AnonnAni

wow this thread took a turn lol hahahahahahahaha

AnonnAni

Hmmmmm good point, what happens to the TP?

AnonnAni

The area of lawn outside that window must smell like there is a a rude neighborhood cat around... Pee is crazy strong I can't imagine that after the first few times there was still no smell.. Yikes :-$

Bklm94

Tp going in a bag that is thrown away daily. No neighbors for a good mile or so. And it's pee. To me it's like if I were to go camping with no plumbing.

momtoE25

I have been so constipated and bloated lately that I feel like I'm about to go into labor sometimes with the gas pains in my back and stomach. And then when I can finally let a fart out it is the best relief on the face of the planet.

Btw...I don't know that I've laughed so hard and been so grossed out by all of these posts today.

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AnonnAni

I JUST CANT TEAR MYSELF AWAY !!!!!!

kirstey728

@MissChristineMarie‌ it's good to know I'm not alone. Lol.

I've started carrying around baby wipes with me already!!

Noodlesandrice

The pee jug is absolutely disgusting. Christ, you are pregnant, not disabled. Wtaf?? I walk up and down the stairs of my house just fine to let the dog out, clean, etc. There are days that I think I'm lazy but you win. Holy shit.

Some people need to have a little shame. Ugh.

RayRay007

chayshay1408 said:

Anna930 said:

I'm a frequent camper and failing to see the similarities

This.

I am a camper. Not the same. Not. The. Same. 

Yeah you wouldn't dump your piss bucket right outside your tent door.

Eta: I don't have a huge problem with the concept of a piss bucket. It's the dumping it right outside your window. That's going to fucking stink.

leoandethansmom

Um 2 things.

1. My husband would probably move out if I kept a jug of piss by the bed because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom like a human.

2. Yes the thread is called TMI as in too much information, but there are some things that are truly TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Now we know that piss jugs qualify.

ICK. I WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

Daneicy80

leosmom25 said:

Um 2 things.

1. My husband would probably move out if I kept a jug of piss by the bed because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom like a human.

2. Yes the thread is called TMI as in too much information, but there are some things that are truly TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Now we know that piss jugs qualify.

ICK. I WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

Reminds me of the episode of Extreme Cheapskates where the woman peed in a bottle and tried to get her DH/BF whatever to do it too:

You think you know cheap? Meet Victoria Hunt, 51, of Columbus, Ohio. She is so cheap that she urinates in a bottle and then empties it in her garden, a move she estimates shaves a couple dollars off her monthly water bill.

"I am also an avid gardner and I read that urine is a component [for a compost]," said Hunt, who is featured in the upcoming TLC series "Extreme Cheapskates."

krystrist2014

RayRay007 said:

Anna930 said:

I'm a frequent camper and failing to see the similarities

This.

I am a camper. Not the same. Not. The. Same. 

Yeah you wouldn't dump your piss bucket right outside your tent door. Eta: I don't have a huge problem with the concept of a piss bucket. It's the dumping it right outside your window. That's going to fucking stink.

Yep, got to agree with this too. Ive been camping with no plumbing. And I have also just lived a backwoods lifestyle where we get drunk in the woods and therefore have to pee in the woods often. However, we usually walk a fair distance away from where we are sleeping and/or hanging out to pop a squat.

AnonnAni

So since your peeing and dumping it out the window do you now just avoid that side of your house?

irish2014

Lol @CandEChicago‌ - medieval pee buckets - I bet that was the technical term for them. Laughing my bum off at that phrase for some reason

Not at actual pee bucket use. Ew.

ginger514

I work from home now and relish in not wearing a bra.  Today it's hotter than normal in my room, but I'm too lazy to turn on the fan so I'm basking in some pretty impressive underboob sweat.

Now, saying that after the piss jug (wtf!!) makes my TMI pretty tame, but it's all I've got!

Shortstack06

My husband is a plumber and has seen some obscene things. But he would be disturbed if I rolled out of bed and popped a squat to pee in a milk jug instead of going to the actual bathroom. I just can't.

My TMI is my husband was kissing my bump last night as foreplay and I was really hoping the baby would kick him because it was not sexy at all. Just awkward for me.

Cryssteen

Ew. Holy fucking ew.

abcmom12

Shortstack06 said:

My husband is a plumber and has seen some obscene things. But he would be disturbed if I rolled out of bed and popped a squat to pee in a milk jug instead of going to the actual bathroom. I just can't. My TMI is my husband was kissing my bump last night as foreplay and I was really hoping the baby would kick him because it was not sexy at all. Just awkward for me.

Ok, NO.  I told my husband to never ever touch the bump while we're being frisky.  That's too weird and instant sex killer for me.

gdaniels77

OMG PISS JUG. WHOA. I came to laugh at some lighthearted TMI and share some of my own, but that just made me forget everything and want to cry because NOBODY in the world should still be doing the whole chamber pot thing (

CandEChicago

gdaniels77 said:

OMG PISS JUG. WHOA. I came to laugh at some lighthearted TMI and share some of my own, but that just made me forget everything and want to cry because NOBODY in the world should still be doing the whole chamber pot thing (

Yes! We now have the technical term for medieval pee bucket. ..chamber pot.

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